Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Had a dream/nightmare last night i was running away from a giant bear but I was Casemiro running like he did to track back last night and I got caught by the bear 000
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Maybe we just need 5-6 players that want to run 100% every match, play for the team rather than themselves. No bluffers 110
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Can you imagine us in the champions league anyway! Good god! 110
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Wouldn’t be thinking it if we won, but, will sort us out better than having players here just for the wage and Europe, they don’t deserve it so should earn it! 110
Reposted by Chris PSi Lloyd @smnllyd5.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Listen to this. 5live commentary on the climax of United’s comeback against Lyon. Art. 1812843
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 08/04/2025With the record selection and the mirrors reflection I’ll be fucking with myself oh oh 000
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 29/03/2025That stick to rugby advert on the overlap does my head in: “I’m so hard I once chopped off my own leg and used it as a bat in cricket, and then we had no rugby ball for kicking practice so used my head” - “oh you’re hard as hard as mate” Tory twats 😂 010
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Can’t remember the last time I enjoyed a Utd game so much 080
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 26/02/2025If the premier league is the “most competitive and entertaining league in the world” then why is the title decided and the the relegation decided in FEBRUARY! 061
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 22/02/2025They are elite. Premier league arguably is the best players in the world, only 0.00001%* of people playing football get to that level. I get your point but you should also mine. *made up percentage but point still stands! 130
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 22/02/2025They are elite premier league players. If they need someone else to tell them how to clear from a corner then we might as well fold the club 130
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Shoulda let ruud stay until end of season and bring Amorim in to start fresh in summer. This lots confidence in him/tactics may never come back, even if it is the lazy players at fault our form is so shit 000
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 04/02/2025media.tenor.coma man in a red shirt is standing on a soccer field with his arms outstretched .ALT: a man in a red shirt is standing on a soccer field with his arms outstretched . 010
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I say we play each outfield player up top from now until the end of the season one game each, see who’s best. Bit of entertainment at least, I think… 000
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 14/01/2025media.tenor.coma soccer player wearing a red jersey that says teamviewALT: a soccer player wearing a red jersey that says teamview 010
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Need legs so I’d say it’s either maguire or deligt. Dalot must have nudes of the ownership that must explain why he ALWAYS plays 😂 020
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I don’t think it’s any worse than the reaction to our performance on bsky or Twitter! 😂 000
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Was proper organised this year and bought wife’s presents early. Trouble is they’re not all in the same place and I can’t remember where at least 2 are! Nightmare 020
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Can remember de gea being this weak and complaining once… might have been against spurs too. Pathetic just punch the ball away! 010
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 19/12/2024This is like a game of who’s shittest loses, or wins 😂 130
Reposted by Chris PBryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him 641557600
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 16/12/2024One on the left looks like it comes with a free bag and sunnys so go for that one 😂 110
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I thought this too, keep it up and won’t get a membership but just go thru general sale when they can’t get their £66 😂 010
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I think Bruno will leave this summer so won’t be an issue 🫣 just a hunch 000
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Desmond at half time verses a team that can’t decide whether they are called Bodø or Glimt 🙄😂 020
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 28/11/2024How’s yanited doing lads? - im currently juggling between a 3 year old and a 5 year old who both won’t go to bloody sleep 🙄😫 010
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Love both your references 10/10media.tenor.coma man playing a guitar with the words it 's alright to tell me what you think about me above himALT: a man playing a guitar with the words it 's alright to tell me what you think about me above him 020
Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 26/11/2024media.tenor.coma man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance .ALT: a man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance . 010
