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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Had a dream/nightmare last night i was running away from a giant bear but I was Casemiro running like he did to track back last night and I got caught by the bear

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Si Lloyd @smnllyd5.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Listen to this. 5live commentary on the climax of United’s comeback against Lyon. Art.

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

That stick to rugby advert on the overlap does my head in: “I’m so hard I once chopped off my own leg and used it as a bat in cricket, and then we had no rugby ball for kicking practice so used my head” - “oh you’re hard as hard as mate” Tory twats 😂

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Can’t remember the last time I enjoyed a Utd game so much

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

If the premier league is the “most competitive and entertaining league in the world” then why is the title decided and the the relegation decided in FEBRUARY!

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Couldn’t give that after denying maguire earlier

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Shoulda let ruud stay until end of season and bring Amorim in to start fresh in summer. This lots confidence in him/tactics may never come back, even if it is the lazy players at fault our form is so shit

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Dalot shoulda gone off NOT dorgu 🙄

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

but but but Pep isn’t a chequebook manager…

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Used to love them 98 boots 😍

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

They were all 🚽 just some more than others

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Don’t like to get on a players back but Zirkzee is 🚽

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Was proper organised this year and bought wife’s presents early. Trouble is they’re not all in the same place and I can’t remember where at least 2 are! Nightmare

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

This is like a game of who’s shittest loses, or wins 😂

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Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

kids nativity tonight so missed game - we any good?

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Desmond at half time verses a team that can’t decide whether they are called Bodø or Glimt 🙄😂

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

How’s yanited doing lads? - im currently juggling between a 3 year old and a 5 year old who both won’t go to bloody sleep 🙄😫

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Amorim will line us up with a back 3, or 4, or 5 today #ITK Stay tuned for more breaking news

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Has anybody downloaded the Drinkaware app? Results are scary to say the least 🫣

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Just so you know, Jeremy Clarkson is a Tory knob and yes he is only interested in himself, but the majority of us in agriculture don’t have the cash wealth like he has, that’s why we’re all screwed. It’s a shame that we’re all getting put in his category because most of us ain’t that!

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Ah that utd legend sneijder, can you all remember that summer he signed for us 😂

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

God doesn’t time go slowly when there’s no UNITED

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Fell asleep on side of daughters bed again tonight, I guess that means no sleep for me before midnight now 😫

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James Rebanks @herdyshepherd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I wrote a thing… unherd.com/2024/11/a-fa...

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A farmers' revolt is coming

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

This is how bad it’s getting on Twitter, I’ve just been followed by a bot with the surname Pornia 🤣

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Can anyone tell me why bedtimes are so hard to get the kids down when it’s my turn, but when the wife is in the kids go to bed and asleep before 7.30 🤷‍♂️

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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

If Coleen’s going in the jungle we need a red button Wayne Cam of him dealing with life without her. Trying to find where the towels are kept and wandering into rooms he didn’t know they had

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

I just do this because I’m not a scruff 🤷‍♂️

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Chris P @chrisp123.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

My first tweet, i mean bluey I mean skype, what is it called? just a post?!

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