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chris portka

@chrisp.bsky.social
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🪿🎶 hey 🍖🐶 i do music and new album is The Album Everyone Wants which obv means not you 😜🪤💯👻🌱🔥😘💚

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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Harry Potter is an allegory about how the boomers are too far up their own butts to figure anything out and completely rely on their children to understand and fix the world.
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
driving up to the sun!
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Good morning and listen to music
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ahoy there and gM
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Awooga
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cheers
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
doot doot doooo
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Are artists entertainers?
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Been creating an art-directed physics engine, here's Galaxy mode
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Want: sandwich
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Made a fun little Los Angeles weather widget for a friend's website
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 18/07/2026
my train, he is very sick
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Have you heRd a bitd sing lately?
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I want an algorithm with no politics please and thanks. Music, art, and animals kthnx.
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Here's an acoustic version of MJ Lenderman's Riptorn. It takes a lot to do things these days. Chemo has progressive neuropathy so my fine motor & muscle control is unreliable. I got really depressed and stopped playing for a couple months, but slowly been practicing and recording more.
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Another truth you cannot escape 👇
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
wow! fond memories of this post
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
working on the creation of the universe
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
woke up with this one stuck in my head, truly a message for the ages
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hiiiiooooooo 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😎🐓🪿🐓🪿🐓🪿🦠🕯️🎄🧝‍♀️🧙‍♂️💯🥗🌱🖤🙏⭕️🌕🪑❤️💚💙🥲☺️🥳
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Anyone do art around here? Would really love to see some art over all the political jumbumnus
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
New vinyl is out, take your pic: Vinyl photos / cover: www.seekcollective.com/products/vin... Bandcamp stream: cportka.bandcamp.com/album/the-al... Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/2PTJJ2...
seekcollective.com
Vinyl, The Album Everyone Wants
The newest album from Chris Portka Stream on Bandcamp
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
i make cool shit and i do cool shit and then i get depressed af and shut down for awhile then i make cool shit
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
hello world, who is out there?
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
No one who is anti-AI on environmental grounds makes a good argument when you bring up that social media uses even more resources.
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
So Blue Sky just politics and begging or what?
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Is this place fake or something? Feels so much more dead than other social medias
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Anyone out there? Who are you? Nice to meet you.
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PluralUse @pluraluse.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
is this thing on
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
What is BlueSky? Half my feed is people begging for money. Is this the future of social media? How innovative.
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
arts
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Hundreds of job apps, dozens of interviews. I’ve built teams, shipped code, mentored devs, kept orgs stable. I’m too experienced for mid-level, too broke to fake LLM hype. I’ll write code, debug prod, help your kid with math. I want to help, not rot. Hit me up.
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
unknown musician posts some random art and txts, here's what happened next!
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Poly plastic dog toys suck. Check out these wonderful all natural fiber wool dog toys. BiskitPlaytime's shop on Etsy www.etsy.com/shop/BiskitP... 🐶🥰
etsy.com
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
more minimalisms for your consideration
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
brisket dog for your consideration
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
minimalism for your consideration
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
hey i'm back or something
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Tits Upon Tyne @titsupontyne.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
chris portka - 'square circle poetry'
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square circle poetry
YouTube video by Chris Portka - Topic
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
i'm here mostly to be here
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Have you given a billionaire your credit card today?
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
hey
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
happy sunday, brisket is recovering nicely
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
bluesky community is quite block happy happy eh?
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Is art merely the ability to get attention?
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Main effect of social media is anger and outrage and disconnection from your fellow humans?
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
oh i think i've seen this episode before
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Nothing screams "Rock is Dead" more than AI winning Best Rock Performance at #Grammys
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
There's never been a more useless invention than social media. Crypto comes 2nd though.
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chris portka @chrisp.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
i need to reserve ample time for destroying myself before i create anything worthwhile
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