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Chris Orbach

@chrisorbach.bsky.social
3.3K followers 210 following 575 posts

Actor, writer, singer-songwriter, VO artist. Husband, father, sober..and yes..son of Jerry! “I’ve been rich, and I’ve been thin..but never at the same time.”🤣

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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
28. ❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Make believe ❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Stay tuned ❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
RIP The Collossus himself, Sonny Rollins. I had the honor of meeting him and getting to watch him record live in the studio many years back. He was a great talent — and a warm, friendly, tender human being. As a friend likes to say, “we are fewer.” Xoxo
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Trying to convince my kids I was ALMOST cool, 20 years ago 🤣🤣❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hey Bluesky! Been a while. Just thought I’d post this handsome devil riffing in my yard..Behold, the Eastern Bluebird ❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Hearing Lindsey Graham talking about Iwo Jima, I couldn’t help but remember some Shakespeare: “For he made me mad, To see him smile so brisk and smell so sweet, And talk so like a waiting gentlewoman Of guns, and drums, and wounds.. God save the mark..” Hotspur, Henry IV, Pt 1
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Happy birthday Bill!! Xo
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
On the whole, I think AI is pretty shitty, especially with respect to music and writing…but I have to confess a grudging appreciation for it in the service of quick sight gags to support horrible dad jokes. I actually think that’s all it’s good for. 🤣
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
There’s hope, folks. My son, who is 11, corrected his twentysomething teacher the other day. The teacher referred to a Justin Bieber song as an “oldie.” My boy shot back, “That’s not an oldie. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF WILSON PICKETT???” I think my work is done. ❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
RIP Amos Poe. Brilliant filmmaker. Beautiful human being. And a true friend to me, when things were bad. As a friend says, “we are fewer.” ❤️❤️❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
“Red Skies At Night…” #GenX
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
So the new neighborhood watch isn’t screwing around 🤣🤣❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Could have sworn I saw this guy sing “Hey, Soul Sister” at a wedding in Long Island
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Bob Dylan thinks that Jimmy Webb’s “Wichita Lineman” is “the best song ever written.” I’ve heard about it, but I’d never listened to it. Today I finally did… 1st time: Oh wow, that’s pretty.” 2nd: “Wait, WHAT?” 3rd: In the car, pulled over and wept. I’m thinking Bob’s right. What a song. ❤️❤️❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Haven’t been on here much. Just wanted to wish everybody well!
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
This is a civil war. Lincoln had McClellan, Hooker and Pope. He junked them for Grant, Sherman and Sheridan We have Schumer, Durbin and Cortez Masto in our leadership. Act Blue, lose my fucking number until we're clean of generals who can't fight or discipline the troops. No cash for this shit.
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Checking in. ❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
To everyone in Red Country crying about how “now I’ll never come to New York!!”, hear this: We have museums, Jazz, and garlic here. You want Giant M and M signs, people in costumes in Times Square. We hate all that crap. That’s for you. You don’t know how to WALK here. Just sayin’!
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
More rightie fantasies on “Threads” 🤣🤣 #bluewave
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Hey handsome — Happy 90th ❤️❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
AO Eleven ❤️❤️❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Oh this is freaking amazing
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
There’s a difference, folks! 🤣
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Here’s the Charlie I’m remembering today ❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
We, as a nation, did not deserve this man. ❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
When I was 7, I thought Johnny Hooker and Henry Gondorff were the coolest guys on earth. 50 years later, I still do. RIP, Bob. ❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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🇨🇦Greg Stefan aka Fella Dogfather 🇨🇦 @ih8handles.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
🤔
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
14. ❤️❤️❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Nitey-nite 🤣❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
For my fellow guitar nerds 🤣❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
What do I love more than pasta? My daughter. My daughter loves pasta. Seeing my daughter make a bracelet that says “Pasta”?? It’s too much to take ❤️❤️❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
My new favorite t shirt! Try the Beef Chow Mein 🤣 #iykyk
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Advice for the American left: fight to freaking WIN. “If you let yourself be defeated by them because you are too fair to hit back the same way they hit at you” soon there’ll be no ways of fighting BUT theirs. Said brilliantly in this film: youtu.be/sDzDnyFA58E
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THE LIFE AND DEATH OF COLONEL BLIMP (1943) Clip - Anton Walbrook and Roger Livesey
YouTube video by Dreams Are What Le Cinema Is For
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
So much for just “calling the balls and strikes” — Roberts is garbage.
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Elon throws a Nazi salute and then claims to speak for “The Middle?” 🤣
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy gluttonous, pompous detonation day!
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Imagine telling a second grader you can’t give them lunch because Jeff Bezos wants another plane. Or Elon Musk wants to live on Mars. Or some scumbag CEO wants a bigger pool. I hate what this freaking place has become.
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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
My daughter Emily made an evidence wall. “Who left crumbs on the countertop?” She’s SIX. ❤️❤️❤️
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
As horrific as this is, I find myself equally horrified by all the OTHER shit they’ll get away with while we’re (rightly) paying *attention* to this 😞
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Evenin’ all :)
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Well alrighty then 🤣
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
No more mister niceberg!
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Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Earlier, I did a set of calf-raises while I was blending my spinach smoothie, and I thought, “I’m one of THOSE assholes now..” 🤣🤣
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