Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 26/05/2026RIP The Collossus himself, Sonny Rollins. I had the honor of meeting him and getting to watch him record live in the studio many years back. He was a great talent — and a warm, friendly, tender human being. As a friend likes to say, “we are fewer.” Xoxo 1173
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Trying to convince my kids I was ALMOST cool, 20 years ago 🤣🤣❤️ 3220
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Hey Bluesky! Been a while. Just thought I’d post this handsome devil riffing in my yard..Behold, the Eastern Bluebird ❤️ 0150
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Hearing Lindsey Graham talking about Iwo Jima, I couldn’t help but remember some Shakespeare: “For he made me mad, To see him smile so brisk and smell so sweet, And talk so like a waiting gentlewoman Of guns, and drums, and wounds.. God save the mark..” Hotspur, Henry IV, Pt 1 0120
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 17/03/2026On the whole, I think AI is pretty shitty, especially with respect to music and writing…but I have to confess a grudging appreciation for it in the service of quick sight gags to support horrible dad jokes. I actually think that’s all it’s good for. 🤣 0110
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 15/03/2026There’s hope, folks. My son, who is 11, corrected his twentysomething teacher the other day. The teacher referred to a Justin Bieber song as an “oldie.” My boy shot back, “That’s not an oldie. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF WILSON PICKETT???” I think my work is done. ❤️ 1282
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 26/12/2025RIP Amos Poe. Brilliant filmmaker. Beautiful human being. And a true friend to me, when things were bad. As a friend says, “we are fewer.” ❤️❤️❤️ 2200
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 21/11/2025So the new neighborhood watch isn’t screwing around 🤣🤣❤️ 3192
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Could have sworn I saw this guy sing “Hey, Soul Sister” at a wedding in Long Island 0111
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Bob Dylan thinks that Jimmy Webb’s “Wichita Lineman” is “the best song ever written.” I’ve heard about it, but I’d never listened to it. Today I finally did… 1st time: Oh wow, that’s pretty.” 2nd: “Wait, WHAT?” 3rd: In the car, pulled over and wept. I’m thinking Bob’s right. What a song. ❤️❤️❤️ 5231
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Haven’t been on here much. Just wanted to wish everybody well! 8250
Reposted by Chris OrbachDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 10/11/2025This is a civil war. Lincoln had McClellan, Hooker and Pope. He junked them for Grant, Sherman and Sheridan We have Schumer, Durbin and Cortez Masto in our leadership. Act Blue, lose my fucking number until we're clean of generals who can't fight or discipline the troops. No cash for this shit. 481259255
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 06/11/2025To everyone in Red Country crying about how “now I’ll never come to New York!!”, hear this: We have museums, Jazz, and garlic here. You want Giant M and M signs, people in costumes in Times Square. We hate all that crap. That’s for you. You don’t know how to WALK here. Just sayin’! 2152
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 06/11/2025More rightie fantasies on “Threads” 🤣🤣 #bluewave 2161
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 16/09/2025When I was 7, I thought Johnny Hooker and Henry Gondorff were the coolest guys on earth. 50 years later, I still do. RIP, Bob. ❤️ 4757
Reposted by Chris Orbach🇨🇦Greg Stefan aka Fella Dogfather 🇨🇦 @ih8handles.bsky.social · 22/08/2025🤔 268216564856
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 09/08/2025What do I love more than pasta? My daughter. My daughter loves pasta. Seeing my daughter make a bracelet that says “Pasta”?? It’s too much to take ❤️❤️❤️ 0190
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 25/07/2025My new favorite t shirt! Try the Beef Chow Mein 🤣 #iykyk 4120
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Advice for the American left: fight to freaking WIN. “If you let yourself be defeated by them because you are too fair to hit back the same way they hit at you” soon there’ll be no ways of fighting BUT theirs. Said brilliantly in this film: youtu.be/sDzDnyFA58Eyoutu.beTHE LIFE AND DEATH OF COLONEL BLIMP (1943) Clip - Anton Walbrook and Roger LiveseyYouTube video by Dreams Are What Le Cinema Is For 0151
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 10/07/2025So much for just “calling the balls and strikes” — Roberts is garbage. 1103
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Elon throws a Nazi salute and then claims to speak for “The Middle?” 🤣 150
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Imagine telling a second grader you can’t give them lunch because Jeff Bezos wants another plane. Or Elon Musk wants to live on Mars. Or some scumbag CEO wants a bigger pool. I hate what this freaking place has become. 0233
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 24/06/2025My daughter Emily made an evidence wall. “Who left crumbs on the countertop?” She’s SIX. ❤️❤️❤️ 241346
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 22/06/2025As horrific as this is, I find myself equally horrified by all the OTHER shit they’ll get away with while we’re (rightly) paying *attention* to this 😞 1649
Chris Orbach @chrisorbach.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Earlier, I did a set of calf-raises while I was blending my spinach smoothie, and I thought, “I’m one of THOSE assholes now..” 🤣🤣 5391