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Chris Offner

@chrisoffner3d.bsky.social
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Student Researcher @ RAI Institute, MSc CS Student @ ETH Zurich visual computing, 3D vision, spatial AI, machine learning, robot perception. 📍Zurich, Switzerland

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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Any idea why Scholar Inbox cannot find the paper arxiv.org/abs/2512.11508? @si-cv-graphics.bsky.social @andreasgeiger.bsky.social
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Great video on the convergent evolution from hierarchical military command structures to cybernetics to centralized AI coordination across political ideologies: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mayo...
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
"It is beautiful. It is elegant. Does it work well in practice? Not really. This is often the caveat we face in research: the things that are beautiful don't work and the things that work are not beautiful." – Daniel Cremers
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
"As roboticists and computer vision people [outside of big tech], do we have to just wait for the next foundation model?" I share the frustration. It's disempowering when most major progress recently is downstream of "foundation models" that you don't have the compute or data to train yourself.
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Sort of, but DINOv3 also seems to (inadvertently?) point towards the limits of pure scaling. x.com/chrisoffner3...
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Yay, DINOv3 is out! SigLIP (VLMs) and DINO are two competing paradigms for image encoders. My intuition is that joint vision-language modeling works great for semantic problems but may be too coarse for geometry problems like SfM or SLAM. Most animals navigate 3D space perfectly without language.
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I must note that, while the typing is good, the formatting in the above jaxtyping example is still "not hehe." x.com/chrisoffner3...
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Agreed, but the remedy for bad type hints is not no type hints but good type hints. github.com/patrick-kidg...
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
My X feed's reaction to Dario Amodei's recent interviews.
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Ambitious projects are happening in Zurich’s AI scene. www.theverge.com/news/669238/...
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
kids these days, am I right? @clairebraeuer.bsky.social
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
When I try it, it messes up the image on the very first try, creating a vertically repeating image. If I then crop it and try a second time, it refuses. 🤷‍♂️
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Repeating "Create the exact replica of this image, don't change a thing" 101 times (from www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/co...)
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
“Another, this time asking for the image 5 seconds into the future” (from x.com/indian_brons...)
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
“GPT-image feedback loop, asking the machine to replicate the image without changing anything.” (from x.com/indian_brons...)
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Wisdom is knowing when to rely on science and when to believe in a bit of magic. Tonight it’s time for the Böögg!
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I guess she should’ve worked on Grok instead. techcrunch.com/2025/04/25/a...
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
China Has an Army of Robots on Its Side in the Tariff War www.nytimes.com/2025/04/23/b...
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
AI for Good vs. AI for Evil
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Former F.B.I. special agent and current assistant dean of Yale’s Jackson School of Global Affairs, Asha Rangappa, explains how fucked things are.
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
pattern matchers gonna pattern match
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Computer vision researcher Suguru Onda just had his US visa revoked. x.com/adamsmallksl...
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
What does this “€ 178,347 Monthly Contribution” count? Does this include the corporate memberships? Because that is very little money to support software development.
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
“Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? You think you’re special? You think you just float directly above all those you encounter because you are beautiful? Because you are educated? You’re just a tramp. Shh. You’re just a lady of the night.”
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Finally reaching my target demographic.
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
And they’re used to encode camera geometry.
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Nice to know that my ML education has also qualified me to become an economist / financial alchemist. 😌 www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
They’re eating the dogs. They’re eating the cats. They’re putting tariffs on the penguins that live there.
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Apparently the tariffs won’t apply to semiconductors from Taiwan? www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04...
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
“How not to build an AI institute” www.chalmermagne.com/p/how-not-to... Comment from @mmbronstein.bsky.social: “academic environments are unable to offer meaningful career trajectories to engineers, who have been key to recent ML technologies”
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Fits on a phone screen.
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I can’t read the above article but abcnews.go.com/US/tufts-phd... gives the reason below.
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
“pricing coming very soon”
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
How about (b) + use the LiDAR data to parametrize 3D scenes that are physically simulated/rendered and further randomized/adapted using generative AI, then train on both captured and this derived 3D synthetic data?
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
David Graeber made the same observation.
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The NYU website was hacked and replaced with a graph claiming to show the SAT scores of admitted students broken down by race. Right-wingers celebrate this to show that DEI was racial discrimination, left-wingers say the graph is racist and fake. Does anybody know if the numbers are real or fake?
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
The bottom left is Depth Anything v2.
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
archive.is/EsyJx
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Currently yes, but the blog post argues that this is not a fundamental limitation of the algorithm but one of our current hardware.
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Instead of thinking about the raw numbers of operations an algorithm performs, the work-depth model thinks about the depth of the computation graph with respect to the input size, i.e. the minimum number of non-parallelizable sequential operations. supaiku.com/attention-is...
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Saw this shiny sphere sculpture in Lugano yesterday. It goes nicely with my icosahedron video.
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
It does indeed! :) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swisstopo
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Here's the LiDAR map of a small section of central Zurich, with points colored by elevation.
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Announcement: www.admin.ch/gov/de/start...
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
The Swiss Federal Office of Topography has released high-precision LiDAR data of Switzerland: www.swisstopo.admin.ch/en/height-mo...
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
There you go. VGGT with a single image. Sky pixels have finite depth and the tower is missing, regardless of what I set the confidence threshold to.
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
It's a ridiculously beautiful country. My partner and I visited Lugano today and were just amazed. :)
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Chris Offner @chrisoffner3d.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Tried a single image in the MoGe demo and I'd say yes. huggingface.co/spaces/Ruich...
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