Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 8hIf these bitch assess could engineer a llm capable of running inside my refrigerator their corporations would be profitable 000
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026RAISES SERIOUS QUESTION OH NO YOUVE REACHED THE DEFCON 1 OF FECKLESSNESS 000
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Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It's so fucking infuriating. Yes, I would like it if my family also read the times, but they don't. It's just me, my 3 regular computers I use, my iPad and my phone. 020
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026- Observe the threat actor curb stomping your fortinet - Orient everyone to determine what you should do - Decide to initiatie incident response processes - Act to send bitcoin and breach notifications because you were OODing around with your thumb up your ass. 010
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"Everything the light touches is the CTO's ego. What's that dark corner over there? That's the CISOs office, you must never go there" 020
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Some days are harder than others when it comes to not victim shaming 000
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don't think people are focusing on the positive uses for this 000
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026they do this for two reasons: 1. delusion: they really think it's conscious because they're in a freaky cult. 2. training: your conversations are all used as training data. they must have found that people have inflected real psychological damage and are having trouble unwinding it 000
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don't like more money going to OpenAI or Anthropic but on balance, hope they soak Musk for being an aggro ween. 000
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026youtube.com/shorts/myvbT...youtube.comThe Midwest Confessional #shortsYouTube video by Charlie Berens 000
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You have a new mission this Thanksgiving when you get to your parent's house. 010
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I am now leaving work for the day having been triggered to relive the trauma of running down the street after a BellSouth truck at 2 AM because the tech said the service address and the numbers on the building didn't match. 030
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 06/10/20269 pin bowling was gambling, ten pin was family fun. 000
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Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comNed Flanders SkiingALT: Ned Flanders Skiing 050
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A real no shit realization - Piker is popular only with the most terminally online liberals. Your average democrat has no idea who he is. They think he's the left's charlie or something. 000
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This always made the commute to work interesting. May we all aspire to have a dumptruck ass. milwaukeerecord.com/arts/r-i-p-t...milwaukeerecord.comR.I.P. that incredible Mrs. Incredible mural on HumboldtYes, that mural on the north wall of car stereo installation and window tinting joint Expert Electronics has changed. 000
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026An AI can apologize, it cannot, however, repent. 000
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The reaction at the host station when my lard ass shows up to the golden corral 010
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Related, everyone who lives near the plant looks like this for some reason and can see through space and time 010
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026/cgi-bin/ and a perl script so inscrutable no amount of frontier llm can find a weak point 011
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Foxpro still is the most wildly performant system for small biz. 000
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Penzeys manufacturing is quite a bit bigger than 22k sq ft, they have their own water tower. 110
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not sure if I want to switch to or avoid these boner pills of which you speak 000
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fuck meta but also apple needs to shore up those permissions. No app should be able to do this. I would wager meta isn't the first shitty company to steal your iMessages. 010
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My local wash uses alpr to open the gate and select the wash level. This could easily be any preset. I think there's a huge market for people who want to dial in their specific wash parameters. Start working on the pitch deck, I already know the corp mascot will be unnervingly sexy. 000
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I had to look up what that was. Much to my dismay "back in the day" was 2020. 120
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I really think the world needs a tv show where there's some kind of alternative universe where Ronald Reagan gets elected in 2024 and the main character is a gen z Alex P Keaton 011
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026yeah what I wasn't prepared for was my freshman in HS coming home like "welp, I got pinkeye because none of the jocks wash their hands after they take a shit" 000
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Don't use the free lube, it has has turntstatic.klipy.comMater Desperate SlurpALT: Mater Desperate Slurp 000
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026China like: 0000 1234 4321 1111 6969 <beep beep beep> DAMMIT 000
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I mean yeah, and if you have two different consoles, play them both at the same time like some kind of baller 000
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Headline also didn't mention that according to the person in the story ‘Jeff Schrag has a tiny, stinky, cock’ either, which is also protected speech, and if Jeff wants to sue in his pesonal capacity for defamation, he will need to demonstrate that his cock is neither tiny nor stinky. 010
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Having redundant routes is important but realize that advanced persistent quantum agent swarm backhoes are an emerging threat. Crowdstrike has classified this activity cluster JERSEY REACHAROUND 010
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Dude they're selling fridge cigs in ultra wides now 000
Chris Merkel @chrismerkel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Dude they're selling fridge cigs in ultra wides now 000