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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

lol that’s a wild stat (even the morning after). So many feelings about that one..

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NHL Public Relations (Bot) @notprnhl.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Brandon Montour scored on a 96 mph shot to tie the game and notch his third goal in two contests. #NHLStats Watch now 🌎: www.nhl.com/smartlinks?handle=app-o…

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Cheap Seats Sports @cheapseatssports.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

13 shots on goal by the way is the fewest shots on goal the #SeaKraken have ever recorded in a game. 17 had been the low since year 1

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

I’m not complaining about a 1ppg pace in the first month, but we gotta start picking up more wins if this season is going to turn out to be a pleasant surprise.

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Jeff Hackmeister @jhackmeister.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Working on a thing after listening to @alisonl.bsky.social on @soundofhockey.com - still needs some work but something I really want to track under Lane Lambert. #rstats #hockeystats #SeaKraken data pulled from @moneypuck.bsky.social

Graph showing 2024-25 regular season, 5v5 rebound shot attempts. Kraken were 7th worst in league

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Atinna Gunawan @atinnag.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

I love how we’re at this point both the spoilers and the goon. I don’t think I can imagine the kraken being like this at all last season #SeaKraken

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Sound Of Hockey @soundofhockey.com · 13/03/2025

By popular demand, here’s Darren Brown’s post-game Walk and Talk after a thrilling 5-4 #SeaKraken overtime win over the Canadiens.

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

“They’re called ‘features,’ Michael. ‘Tricks’ are what a whore does for money.”

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Seattle Kraken @seattlekraken.com · 05/03/2025

A leader both on and off the ice. Thank you Yanni for all of the work you put in to help build our franchise from day one with your work ethic and positive attitude. Wishing you and your family all the best in your return to Tampa Bay! 💙🩵

A thank you graphic to Yanni Gourde after being traded, featuring a picture of Gourde.

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I know it’s time to move on from this dumpster fire of a roster (in terms of results, NOT in terms of people). But dammit, I am not ready to switch from “Yanni” to “Jani” just yet!

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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

🪓 Canadians rn 🪓

An unhinged beaver wielding an axe and an flag

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

i love tariffs...ta riff with my homies

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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Read this. “The bitter truth is we knew Trump was impetuous. We knew he loves to bully his allies more than enemies— witness how he relishes humiliating, say, GOP senators. And we knew he would act out the Ugly American shtick on the world stage. We elected him anyway. Still, picking on … Canada?”

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There’s not much to say, Canada, except: Sorry

It’s hard to know what to say when an old friend breaks up with you. Especially when it’s your fault, writes columnist Danny Westneat.

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Alison Lukan @alisonl.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Nice start for Stezka. All seven shots on target denied. Tremendous support by the skaters in front of him as well - blocking shots and passes and maintaining excellent gaps when TBL nears the scoring areas. #SeaKraken

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Sound Of Hockey @soundofhockey.com · 22/02/2025

Seattle Kraken vs. the Florida Panthers coming up at 3pm Pacific. Game will air on KONG and Amazon Prime locally. Here are some game notes:

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Alison Lukan @alisonl.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Jordan Eberle returns to #SeaKraken lineup tonight after a long journey returning from an injury not seen in hockey before. Hear from him, Jared McCann and Ron Francis on how the captain got back to game-ready and what it means to have him play: bit.ly/EberleReturns

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

I think that’s great! I’m a big fan of staying at a place you love to work.

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

If your podcast has three loud ass ads before I even hear your voice, you can fuck right off.

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apedut @fatfuckboone.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

oh now they’re mad at deadnaming?

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

This is peak lawyering and I can bet you Scotten will have his pick of any partner role he wants by 9am Tuesday

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Heard the pod. Thanks for having our backs! 👌

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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Remember how angry you felt on 9/11? Now imagine it was Canadians who attacked you like that? That’s how we feel. It will never be the same.

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Where do I place my bet on how long it will take for this bulldozer speedrun to succeed? I’m surprised there’s not an ad on the nhl homepage…

nhl.ca

Non Hodgkins Lymphoma : Description, Symptoms, Diagnosis, Treatment, and Survival

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

That too, but I was more joking that there’s only like 20 games left 😞

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 09/02/2025

If you decide to take a break from social media, don't announce it. Instead, make your last post something interesting like, "Guys, there's the cutest family of black bears over there. I'm gonna go grab a photo. brb."

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I.. errr… I have some bad news for you…

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Select the answer that best fits tonight’s #SeaKraken passing: Elite Pro Efficient Rough ✅Beer league after 10pm

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

OH MY GOD I TRIGGERED THE COMEBACK

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Ok so I was writing this when Shane scored…

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

ATTENTION NHL: In only 60 competitive minutes, the #SeaKraken are happy to turn your struggling tender into an instant Vezina contender! Don’t pass up this opportunity to fuel your team to a wildcard spot with a revitalized crease! We are here to help, operators standing by!

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Big Rig on the PK cannot clear the puck to save his life. It wouldn’t be funny if these games mattered, but right now it’s freaking hilarious. #SeaKraken

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Patrick Brown @pbrowntv.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

The catwalk to the press box at Saddledome is not for the faint of heart! (Hi Johnny and JT) #SEAKraken

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Anytime my team is compared to the team 4+ spots ahead of us in the standings, I’d take it as a compliment 😇

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Be the Coyotes as in be on the upswing with young talent and fighting for a playoff spot?! Fun to watch and with an engaged fan base and an engaged owner?! Oh no not that! 😂

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Definitely not, that ship sailed in late November. Still lots of fun hockey ahead and lots to build for the future!

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Chris Longman @chrislongman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Can we please stop with the toxic positivity? Nobody at this point is looking “to gain in standings [sic]” if they understand how the draft works. Just please let us move on. #SeaKraken

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