Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Are you familiar with RD? www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PK1...youtube.comRD treats himself to the MOST FUN DAY EVERYouTube video by RD World 5000 060
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yo what's up welcome back to another episode of Men Who Still Act Like Kids. Hey why grow up when they tell us it's the end of the world every day!? Today's episode is about how awesome Ninja Turtles is 130
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Come on everybody! Let's read some freakin' literature eh! 050
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 15/07/2026 order garbage for dinner, drink power sludge, face operation to be perfect, rotting like old pumpkin, algorithm finds new Nirvana interview! 020
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Sitting in post apocalyptic garbage heap on meds, dead orange dust sky, egghead pitches oil pipes to the mysterious shadows, eating garbage, and that’s fresh garbage from highwaymen run grocery store across the street, 120
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Remember in the end of Dharma Bums when he goes to the little cabin on the top of the mountain for months and he's like "It's kind of shit but whatever." I kind of want to do that. Transform myself through tedium and madness 240
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 08/06/2026When I return I will have a beard and think for a long time before answering a question. Excited to get out there and explore and grow as a person. You guys stay here. But I must go. 170
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I'm leaving for a long time. I know all my followers on Bluesky Ltd. are going to miss me. Well, I'm going on an adventure, you see. A personal journey. When I come back I am going to be much stronger and wiser. 290
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Decades ago on a long Greyhound bus trip I showed a girl how great the Voodoo Glow Skulls were by letting her listen to my discman 260
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Oh my god my belly is so fat and I didn't even do anything all I did was eat a big bag of zesty cheese doritos and everyone hates me and they want me de*d and I didn't do anything I'm literally nice to everyone all the time 160
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Anyone a photographer who can photograph my wife and I down by the sea and rocks? I will wear a jean jacket and fedora and she smoking a cigar. I'll hold her belly like she's pregnant but she's not but it's symbolic of how I want that. Also we need to look like we're thinking about how nice life is 031
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Thank you for telling me what’s going on in the Strait Of Hormuz right now. I will try to handle the situation the best I can with the tools I have to work with 050
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Maybe some of you have noticed the change of weather has got me being quite the positivity freak. Well all of that is over now - I'm getting into crime 070
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 15/05/2026If you’re a fan of Ingmar Bergman’s Wild Strawberries or Lars Von Trier’s Melancholia you’re gonna love Madalorian And Grogu! 020
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Oh my gosh I’m drinking morning coffee with a bit of cream in it. We really are living in the best of all possible worlds. I wonder if the aliens like coffee. Maybe that’s why they’re here? 1120
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 14/05/2026You gotta enjoy the little things. Like going keto and carrying little pieces of meat in your pocket 270
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 14/05/2026My lord I have just eaten delicious hot wings and drank a Coors Light. Why does anyone complain about the world. It’s fabulous. There were all sorts of different human beings at different tables drinking beer, eating wings, burgers, fries, etc! It was a fun filled pleasure chamber called Gabby’s 070
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 13/05/2026If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son I’m eating chips 060
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Last night I ate a bag of Sour Cream and Onion Ruffles. My god what a wonderful life we all live. We're so lucky. it's incredibly excellent all the time. 170
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I’m grateful for everyone who I can remind about this 010
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I’m happy to announce that I’m handsome and I have the best life and I’m probably happier than anyone I know 270
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Okay so I just had a ham and cheese croissant with an Americano. You can’t fail with a ham and cheese croissant . If it’s stale just nuke it for a sec. And a really good Americano is - nothing beats it. I think it’s nuts how every single human being is a sketch comedian now 071
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Favourite Cronenberg movies: Shivers, Rabid, The Brood, Scanners, Videodrome. And I also love this guy, Joe Silver 140
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 10/05/2026ME: What if a ghost haunts us in this hotel room? WIFE: Oh shut up and kiss me you fool 060
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 10/05/2026When eating toast with strawberry jam and morning coffee, never give a sucker an even break 060
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Unbelievable start to the wonderful morning. I have the best life ever. Anything is possible if you put your coffee and jam on toast towards it 040
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Chris Locke: Actor, Doctor, Writer, Comedian, Physiotherapist, Gangster, Cat Burglar, Optometrist, Dermatologist, Producer, Wedding Planner, Shark Hunter, Boat Maker, Painter, Musician, Daredevil , Accountant, Pilot, Pontiff, Pontificater, Prawn, Captain Highliner, Fish-Man, The Ocean 260
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Of course! We need Future Man to go “F**k is this?” when he finds a leaf in the pool 010
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Luke and Owen Wilson need to reunite with Wes Anderson and boost all of their careers back on top with a really funny character driven Bottle Rocket-esque romp again ! *Not saying you guys don’t probably love your respective careers right now just Re-boost it for me! A Bottle Rocket guy 150
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 07/05/2026If you’ve never checked out my podcast Happy Good, it’s nice, relaxing, funny, and short! Give her a listen when you have a sec to mellow out 020
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 07/05/2026With my morning coffee I ate a whole grain piece of toast with peanut butter. Then I read you shouldn’t start your day with a glucose spike for your cortisol. Hmm. Then that made me think of a robot saying “I am made of tin. I don’t have these problems” 150
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Breakfast tacos w scrambled eggs, cheddar, sautéed onions and peppers, salsa verde, and tapatio hot sauce. Coffee, little bit of milk. I Clowns (1970) by Federico Fellini on TV. Nobody painted a picture with film like Fellini! 160
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 05/05/2026This morning I read a couple chapters of Cannery Row by John Steinbeck while eating a crisp half piece of sourdough toast with raspberry jam and butter on it. Plus a mug of coffee. If life isn’t wonderful then I don’t know what is. 050
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I’m not going to be a comedian anymore . It’s lame. From now on I’m going to be a jam documentarian 280
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I would love to see Neptune rise out of the sea, stand on a giant cruise ship, and do a 360 backside heelfip on it down a flight of stairs 040
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Eggs over easy, sausages, dark rye toast , coffee one milk, then I’m going to walk in the Sun. Then I’m going to do planks to strengthen my core and meditate and do laundry and take a bath and write poetry and pet my cat 040
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I had a toasted slice of sourdough bread with seeds on it, some butter, some strawberry jam, a mug of dark roast coffee with a thimble full of cream stirred in. These are the best days of my life. I’m spinning around and feeling so amazing ! 1100
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Cartoons aren’t lying when they draw people all crazy 050
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 30/04/2026INTERVIEWER: So how are you doing these days? ACTOR. Great! As you can see I have no double chin at all. Not even a hint of it. Everything is super tight and thin. My face really “pops”, as they say. Almost like a face on a stick. I’m a lollipop, if you will. 050
Chris @chrislockefun.bsky.social · 28/04/2026With everything that's going on in the world it makes me want to film a funny sketch about dating 070
