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ChrisLikesPie

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PNW 🌲🏳️‍🌈💜🏳️‍🌈🌲 trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️ My name is Chris. I like 🥧. She/her/any prefix with pie.

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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 10h
Downloaded and can email you. DM me your address.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 11h
Just because you CAN be an asshole to someone on the Internet you've never met, doesn't mean you should.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 11h
Me too 🍰
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 13h
Oh look, I made a version with alt text and it took me less than 1 minute. Please do better for your constituents who are visually impaired.
SCHRIER FLYER

OCTOBER 16 2026

IN THE DISTRICT

I had great meetings in the district this week with the owners of Steel Wheel farm in Fall City, small business owners and the Sammamish Chamber of Commerce, and the Issaquah Alps Trails Club.

I also talked with seniors at University House Issaquah about everything from protecting Social Security to improving healthcare access!

CONSTITUENT SERVICE SUCCESS

This week, my office helped save our constituents $249,607 in federal benefits. If you have issues with the IRS, VA, Social Security, or other federal agencies, contact my office for help!

REACH OUT

Whether you need help with an agency or simply want to make your voice heard, I am ready to take your call:

Issaquah: (425) 657-1001

Wenatchee: (509) 850-5340

Washington DC: (202) 225-7761

LEGISLATIVE UPDATE

This week, I introduced the Northwest Wetlands Voluntary Incentives Program (NW VIP) Act, bipartisan legislation that would restore and protect wetland habitats and species in the Pacific Northwest.
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Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ALERT: Stay away from Vote Safe . Org, which pretends to be a voter resource, but is funded by Elon Musk's PAC, and appears to be harvesting voter information.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sadly I think most of them are there by choice. I've met women like that and again, never in a million years will I understand.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
WTF is wrong with those women? I will never in a million years understand that.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Honestly, I'm just really sad that it was so easy. Looking forward to the day we can erase him from our collective memories. #maybeitwillhappentoday
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Doctor Who: David Tennant Says Hello
Alt: Doctor Who: David Tennant Says Hello
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Could he find any one of the 15 counties on a map? No. I was going to say on a globe, but does he know the earth is round? "Many people don't know this, but the planet isn't flat, it's actually a sphere. Sphere, what an old fashioned word. I just invented that word. Sphere. The p is silent. Sfere.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's not wrong...
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not gonna click on a Twitter link to read that.
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Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Meme
Alt: Admiral Ackbar, a weird looking brown alien from Star Wars with a fish mouth and huge eyes on the side of his head says: It's A Trap.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The vanilla flavored tootsie rolls in the blue wrapper.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Back atcha ♥️
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The cancer meds that caused perimenopause2, the re-menopausing, which took ALL of my remaining estrogen away, and with it any buffer I might have had. I got nothing left. Nada. Zip. Zilch.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oooh, now I want one 🥳
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vote early!
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🤢
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gabapentin Rx. It's supposed to treat nerve pain. (No personal experience, secondhand recommendation only.)
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If I'm on my side, mine will climb up on my ribs, then we roll together until I'm on my back and she's on my chest. After she's done cuddling with me, she goes over to sleep on my partners head.
Black cat on a pink blanket with her arms outstretched in front looking kinda like the millennium falcon awwn from the top.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So mean (sound up 🔊)
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Bluey, Muffin & Bingo Driving Fast
Alt: Bluey, Muffin & Bingo are in Muffin's electric car careening around the house in the Bluey Episode Pizza Girls.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Spooky season has arrived at Monty and Lucy's house 🎃
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Black cat on a messy desk in the zone 🔊
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That guy did absolutely zero research and you nailed it anyway 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Great job!
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And trees 🌲. Trees are really good company 🌲🤎🌲
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And the worst part is, if you see something you like, you have to buy it in August, because it won't be there in November (or even October or September) when it's seasonally appropriate.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It doesn't even matter what reason they give, it's racism and misogyny. Always.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 03/10/2026
It turns out explaining basic human consent is so bewildering to some people that someone literally had to whip out a stick-figure cartoon about Earl Grey just to get everyone on the same page.
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Natania Barron ~ Fantasy Author @natania.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dearest readers in the UK and the EU, NETHERFORD HALL is now available on Kindle Unlimited! Austen-inspired, sapphic comedy of manners and magic! Witches, werewolves, vampires, and romance in Regency England. Link: www.amazon.co.uk/Netherford-H...
A promo graphic with the cover of Netherford Hall that reads, Now on Kindle Unlimited in the UK and EU.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please add your name and save these adorable turtles.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're a man, please read this and try to understand what every woman in your life is facing...
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
rewatching “9 to 5” for the first time in probably 12 years and if there really is a heaven I hope it’s just getting stoned with Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin I love women so much
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listen to Chuck 🧄
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you spelled wat? as what? in your previous post and I got worried.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You look amazing 🤩 I miss good hair days (fuck cancer).
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yep
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🫡
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please add alt text for your constituents who are visually impaired.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And kittens. Who doesn't love adorable kittens?
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Adorable Kittens in a Box
Alt: Adorable Kittens in a Box
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
qt what you bring to interviews instead of iced coffee, wrong answers only
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Adorable Kittens in a Box
Alt: Adorable Kittens in a Box
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Dr. Amy Nusbaum @amynusbaum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of my students had their dad kidnapped by ICE yesterday. Eli is a wonderful student, devoted daughter, and incredible community member. Please consider donating if you're able: gofund.me/018e810bd
gofund.me
Donate to Help Bring Jose Becerra Home and Cover Legal Fees, organized by Briceida Rosales
Help Bring Our Dad Home My name is Elisabet (Eli) and I am rai… Briceida Rosales needs your support for Help Bring Jose Becerra Home and Cover Legal Fees
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Madonna: Strike a Pose (1990)
Alt: Madonna: Strike a Pose (1990)
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This week was a month long...
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Bluey & Bingo: Unreal Babe
Alt: Bluey & Bingo the cartoon dogs are sitting on the back porch. Bingo is disguised as a man and is wearing plaid hat and mustache saying "Unreal Babe" to her sister Bluey.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Malreynolds Firefly Speechless Reaction
Alt: Mal Reynolds Firefly Speechless Reaction
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I say "Claude" you can assume I'm talking about Bea Arthur in one of her most well-known roles. Oh wait, that's Maude.
Bea Arthur, looking fabulous in blue.
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can't place the preorder with my local bookstore until December 9, so keep up the reminders!
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 22/09/2026
Seattle area people! Anybody got room to foster a mom and some wee little puppies?
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ChrisLikesPie @chrislikespie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please quit giving that idiot airtime. That's how T*ump got elected. Why not focus on the positive things Dems are doing and try and get THEM elected instead?
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