Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026An old Zulu saying... "If you don't think that you alone can make a difference in the world, spend 1 night in a closed-in hut with a single mosquito". 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Despite the cost of living, it still remains popular. 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If pigs could fly, imagine how good their wings would taste. 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"Roses are red" "Beer is great" "Poems are hard". 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The weather is nice. What a great day to go outside & look at your phone. 020
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026An alcoholic tried to become a lawyer, but he couldn't pass the bar. 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows alot of people. 000
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Autocorrect makes me say things that I didn't Nintendo. 020
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Those who do not remember the past are doomed to repeat it.... Those who do not remember the past correctly are doomed altogether. 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026If I put my Grandmother's number on speed-dial, can that be considered an "instagram"? 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Procrastination is a dish best served eventually. 020
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026If you can't get up to vote, you might have "electile" dysfunction. 020
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Any salad can be a ceaser salad if you stab it enough. 020
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Happy Fathers Day to any guy who asks his GF or wife "Who's your Daddy"? 020
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 14/06/2026When posting, spellcheck can be your worst enema. 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026A lion would never drive drunk. But a "Tiger Wood". 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Children are the "Beautiful Enslavement". Once your first is born, nothing else matters. Your most deepest, primal animal instincts take over and suddenly, your sole purpose on this Earth is to give them everything you never had.🥲💚👍 020
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Bringing a dog named Shark to the beach was a bad mistake. 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish. 020
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 12/05/2026A debut album is like a fart. It doesn't last long after you cut it. 020
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I don't know about anyone else, but I really need to teach my facial expressions how to use their inside voice. 120
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 29/04/2026The definition of stalking: When two people go out for a romantic walk together....but only one of them knows it. 020
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 24/04/2026After getting a physical at a doctor's office, a man was told by his doctor "You're in good shape, but you need to stop masterbating". The man said "Why? Is it unhealthy?" The doctor said "No, but you're scaring everyone in the waiting room". 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Murals can be quite beautiful. They're very large and in some cases quite detailed. They not only display the skill, but also the passion of the artist. But ultimately....they simply tell you that you are in a bad neighborhood. 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 06/04/2026There are only 29,220 days in 80 years. In retrospect, that's not much time. Do what you can with them. 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Statistically: 50% of those who tried dating apps said that they had a positive experience.... The other half are still missing... 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 22/03/2026The worst thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies. 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Am I getting older? Or are grocery stores playing cooler music nowadays. 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 04/03/2026A foolish man complains about a hole in his pocket, but a wise man uses it to scratch his b*lls. 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 04/02/2026A wize man once said "Sex is like pizza. Even when it's lousy, it's still pretty good".🤔 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Ah! The day before Thanksgiving! My 11th Anniversary without a cigarette!🥳🥳🥳 030
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 24/11/2025A question for the ages... Is "asscheecks" one word? Or should they be seperated.🤔 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Many people think it would be really cool if Pegasuses existed in real life. But when you think of what a pigeon does to a windshield, what do you think a horse would do? 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I remember when the most most painful thing about being alone on Valentines Day is that it feels like the whole world is having a party but you're not invited. Just remember, Valentines is 1 out of 365 of a year of not felling so isolated. After that, it's smooth sailing.👍 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 22/12/2024When you think about it, the elf on the shelf is just a "snitch action figure". 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 21/12/2024It's only a matter of time before the leash of YT tightens around the necks of social media influencers until the rules of posting content will be identical to the rules of posting an episode of Sesame Street. All the while, non-premiun subscribers will recieve 80% ads and 20% content. 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Fun fact: The tip of 7 out of 8 tentacles of an octopus are actually meant for grasping. The tip of the eight tentacle is literally "THEIR JUNK". Just imagine holding hands with an opposite-gendered person and "WHAMMO". You're carrying offspring. No wonder they've been around as long as dinosaurs 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I accidentally used my dog's shampoo. Now I feel like such a good boy. 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 12/12/2024A stranger who freshly enters your life is simply a friend or enemy that you haven't met yet. Only time will tell if they bless or burden you. But at least, hear them out. 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Speaking as someone who's lived roughly 1/3 of a century on this Earth. I can tell you this. At some point in life, someone's going to see how reputably kind & moral you are and see you as someone who will make them more popular if they villainize you. I'm kinda going through this right now. 010
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Sadly enough....News of all the good things you've done for others will eventually age and become yesterdays news, and no one will care. Happily enough....News of anything immoral or scandalous you've done will also age and become yesterdays news, and again, no one will care. It kinda balances out. 030
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Although VAs are my favorite of "single Vs" I absolutely adore Triple Vs (VA, Vtuber, Vocalist). I love double Vs (VA + Vtuber, or VA + Vocalists), but "Triple Vs (VA + Vtuber + Vocalists) absolutely win my heart!🥰 030
Chris Leyhe @chrisleyhe.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I just joined this platform about a week ago. If you're here and I'm subbed to you on YT, be patient. I'll find you.😊💚👍 130
