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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Jungle: Part 2, coming soon
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Go heels!
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Gross trees
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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We have to learn to talk like humans again
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
There are no rules that say a duck can’t play #airbud
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
He may not remember this game, but hopefully people tell him he’s been incredible
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
They appear to be shish kabobbing not “barbecuing”
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
“We’re cooked” - teens
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
lol. Our entire dorm was sharing mislabeled songs
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
When the trainer greeted her horse, I swear it was smiling after winning yesterday - definitely seemed like it knew it won
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Perfect
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Your move @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Why is solar “subsidized” as a pejorative when it would be hard for the oil industry to have experienced more subsidy than it has historically?
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Really good article expressing what has become increasingly frustratingly evident during each “bracketology” release
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Remember when your chocolate ration last week was 1/8 oz but now we’ve raised it to 1/4 oz?
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Pretty sure I would know if she was fired.
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
…if they’re going to say that, shouldn’t they at least start in 1953?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I had a buddy do this on purpose once; it took a lot longer, but you’re right and almost no one knows it
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
…nor gained
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Wait, I thought people who voted that way cared about nothing more in the world than the sanctity of women’s sports
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
still unclear to me how the species made it this far
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
scheyer is an amateur compared to Copeland’s performance Tuesday
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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Sounds super easy, they should have thought of that
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Ryan Cordell @ryancordell.org · 12/02/2026
I do really wish more reporters would just ask "Speaker Johnson, do you think it’s appropriate for the Speaker of the House—third in line of succession to the presidency—to be so consistently unfamiliar with current events?"
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Betty💪 @bettyhumpter25.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
what if you just don’t block anyone at all at any point
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Yes.
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Tar!!!!
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Different squad for the Heels when veesaar is also aggressive
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Brent Simon @shareddarkness.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
In case anyone needs moral clarity about for whom to root in the UNC-Duke match-up, a reminder that #ICE raid architect and all-around miscreant Stephen Miller went to Duke. #TarHeels
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Rodd Baxley @roddbaxley.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
First look at UNC basketball vs Duke, with thoughts from three of the Tar Heels' newcomers, including Caleb Wilson ... www.fayobserver.com/story/sports...
fayobserver.com
What Caleb Wilson, UNC basketball players said about Duke rivalry
UNC basketball freshman Caleb Wilson and two more newcomers were asked about the Tar Heels' upcoming game against Duke. Here's what they said.
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Adventurefuls, lemomades, caramel delites (aka samoas)
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Keeping It Heel @keepingitheel.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
keepingitheel.com/rj-davis-kee...
keepingitheel.com
RJ Davis keeps making UNC fans proud with his latest NBA G-League performance
The former Tar Heel is making waves in the NBA G-League as he works toward earning a spot on an NBA roster in the near future.
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Not sneezy or sleepy…maybe, nazy?
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The true sign of a real sports app
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Huge win #goheels
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
They value profits obviously. Russia and Qatar were the last two locations. They made up a “peace” prize. No morals.
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The new heritage foundation commercial is completely unhinged AI slop
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
TJ Yates #legend
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
If you can’t take the word of the player who was called for PI
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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Here’s what we came up with
m.youtube.com
NBA's Top 10 Plays of the Night | January 15, 2026
YouTube video by NBA
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The Bears Kyle Monangai suffered a water bottle mishap that Luther Burden III found hilarious (via NFL)
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
bsky.app/profile/cele...
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
[POSTGAME, AARON RODGERS REMOVES HIS WEDDING RING] My bride? She was Victory, you credulous rubes.
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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
That man has a(n estranged) family
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Chris Lastname @chrislastname79.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Is that Linda Cohn on the call?
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
God I love a well executed screen and go
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