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Chris @chriskopech.com · 29/09/2026

sometimes the TL is fun

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 28/09/2026

live look at the conference

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 19/09/2026

Has ESPN always had indicators for who is talking on the broadcast? Is this new?

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 17/09/2026

Obama's Energy Secretaries were two nuclear physisists. Biden's was a blue state Gov with plenty of noted experience in the energy sector as a professor. Trump's is an oil hack that gets hard talking about fracking. What the fuck are we doing?

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 16/09/2026

Heard Ed Sheeran just booked three shows where you can hear him in Columbus

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Barry Jive and the Uptown Five will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 12/09/2026

I wonder if there is a reason why it’s just the last few years? Pic unrelated.

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 10/09/2026

Gonna tell my kids this is Tilly Norwood

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 10/09/2026

"HI THERE FOLKS I'M BRENT CRUDE!"

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 09/09/2026

"Is Crime Really Down?" and "Is This The Cowboys' Year?"

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 06/09/2026

They had quite a night over at Ohio’s Greatest Home Newspaper

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 03/09/2026

the number of actor-ass actors they conned into being part of this thing is the scariest thing here

A screenshot of a Wikipedia-style cast list titled "Cast", detailing actors and their respective characters across several segments or episodes named after locations:

* **The Golden Arm (Michigan)**: Rachel Brosnahan as Heather, Travis Fimmel as David, and John Marshall Jones as Andy.
* **America's Largest Ball of Twine (Kansas)**: Ming-Na Wen as Susan, Karen Allen as Sheriff Stallings, and Thailey Roberge as Amelia.
* **Scared Stiff (Oregon)**: James Ransone as Sebastian Klepner and Emily Hampshire as Megan Bloom.
* **Grey Cloud Island (Minnesota)**: Asa Butterfield as Brandon Boyd and Alex Fitzalan as Ashley Whitmore.
* **Almost There (Iowa)**: Taissa Farmiga as Hannah and Ron Livingston as Blake.
* **13 Steps to Hell (Washington)**: Lulu Wilson as Mallory and Rory Culkin as Older Aiden / Storyteller.
* **Red Rum (Colorado)**: Jacob Batalon as Simon, Victoria Justice as Logan, Colin Ford as Kyle, and Christina Ricci as Bitsy.
* **Dogwood-Azalea (Missouri)**: Elizabeth Reaser as Sara.

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 02/09/2026

“This is disgusting, they should have given STATE PENN the DEATH PENALTY,” said a Buckeye fan, wearing an Anduril Defend the Shoe shirt and being treated for ‘extreme syphilis’ inside the Wexner medical center. (I'm not *this* Buckeye fan, but I am one and I fucking hate it here)

Ryan Day leads the Ohio State football team out of the tunnel, running over a graphic promoting Anduril, and under a list of donors, which includes known pedophile Les Wexner

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 30/08/2026

Somewhat shockingly, Apple Maps hasn’t bent the knee (and relaxed its holes) yet

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 28/08/2026

Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 25/08/2026

farmers to the GOP, ad infinitum

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 24/08/2026

Love the local paper printing press releases as news.

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 21/08/2026

A lot of the worst people you know have too much discretionary income, and it shows.

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 20/08/2026

A reminder that no one knows or cares about Hasan Piker except brain-pickled online people.

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 19/08/2026

Mothers of River City! Heed that warning before it's too late! Watch for the tell-tale signs of corruption! The minute your Rep leaves the house Does she open a can of Busch's? Is there a brown bean juice stain on her index finger? Loose chickpeas hidden in the corn crib?

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 17/08/2026

Re: Visionquest On the one hand, I really don't care, and idk if it's worth my time. On the other hand: BEARDED WEIRDO (redundant?) JAMES SPADER

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 04/08/2026

Whenever I want someone to look directly at something, I will do the pointing thing that Chang does when he orders his gunner to fire on the Excelsior

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 28/07/2026

70K waving at you while bangin'

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 27/07/2026

Not even the saddest moment in HIMYM

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 19/07/2026

Absolute Chimneys on the sports app

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 16/07/2026

It's coming home (it is a carton of Dunhils from the Tesco)

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 09/07/2026

It's not ha-ha funny, but it's kind of ha-ha funny that every picture Google and other news orgs use for stories about Zombie Mitch makes him look like a corpse

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 30/06/2026

"They want to reach into your kids' pants and check their genitals" seems like a pretty easy layup of a campaign message.

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 29/06/2026

Do you think she got paid scale for this role, or

A screenshot of a Google search result page for the 2026 film "Citizen Vigilante." The top shows the movie title, year, genre (Thriller/Action), and runtime (1h 29m), next to buttons for "Overview" and "Cast." Below this, a Wikipedia search result snippet notes that the film is written and directed by Uwe Boll and stars Armie Hammer. A "Cast" section features a row of headshots with actor names and character roles: Armie Hammer (Sanders), Costas Mandylor (Henry), Lennart Betzgen (Rick), Neb Chupin (SWAT Leader Pierre), Benjamin Schnau, and Dora Dimić Rakar. The character role for Dora Dimić Rakar is listed as "Raped girl" and is underlined with a bright green hand-drawn line.

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