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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 29/09/2026
@democrats.org Don't let this shit happen to you! I'm happy to consult as a self-licensed Ball Knower! My rates are lower than whatever you're paying the dipshits that keep telling you to throw trans people under the bus!
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 29/09/2026
sometimes the TL is fun
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 29/09/2026
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That's My MVP
ALT: That's My MVP
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 29/09/2026
The TV in the Kelce's house is too high up.
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 29/09/2026
I just saw an anti-Acton ad that called her out for…her response to covid and “not being there when Ohio needed her most”. Trying fucking EVERYTHING.
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 29/09/2026
@cjzero.bsky.social you got Siriani yelling "YOU FUCKING PUSSY" right?
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 28/09/2026
fuck this administration into the ground. I hope we get to put all of them in a fucking gulag. www.lawdork.com/p/doj-scotus...
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Breaking: DOJ asks SCOTUS to erase trans people from the law in case over trans care in prison
Solicitor General John Sauer made the alarming, all-encompassing argument — previously covered at Law Dork — to the Supreme Court on Monday morning.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Ohio Democratic Party has been a loser organization for as long as I can remember, and even if it wins a couple of big races in the best Dem environment in ages -- and it may not! -- it's still a loser organization. It deserves a MASSIVE amount of the blame for Ohio turning into a deep red state
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 28/09/2026
BIG DOINK
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 27/09/2026
Penn State is still Penn Stste. Lol. Lmao even.
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 25/09/2026
The best investigative journalism on the planet is being done by @pablo.show and it's not particularly close. Meanwhile the paper that broke Watergate did a story about drinking coffee in an interview.
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 24/09/2026
Presidents Cup on the tv, Flight Aware on the phone. Iykyk
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 22/09/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social if I'm not the 1200th person to mention this, here you go.
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 20/09/2026
*Gus Johnson voice* GIVE HIM THE HEISMAN
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 19/09/2026
Getting Starbucks and a youth ordered a venti cold pumpkin creme cold brew, and another person in line is live on insta reels. Society is poisoned. We're not coming back from this.
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 19/09/2026
Has ESPN always had indicators for who is talking on the broadcast? Is this new?
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 18/09/2026
Reacher hanging on the elevator is the most Dudes Rock moment on TV this year, if not ever.
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 18/09/2026
I get all these looksmaxxing dudes mixxed up. I thought this was the guy that drank gasoline and killed himself. alas.
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 17/09/2026
RIP to Mike Sweetney. One of my favorite Hoyas to ever wear the blue and gray. lost a giant.
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 17/09/2026
Marcy Kaptur 🫵 YOU can eat shit!
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 17/09/2026
Obama's Energy Secretaries were two nuclear physisists. Biden's was a blue state Gov with plenty of noted experience in the energy sector as a professor. Trump's is an oil hack that gets hard talking about fracking. What the fuck are we doing?
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 16/09/2026
Heard Ed Sheeran just booked three shows where you can hear him in Columbus
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Barry Jive and the Uptown Five will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 16/09/2026
I think that if you have to make Ms. Rachel the villain in your cause, you are probably fighting for the wrong side
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 15/09/2026
like, okay, fine. Glad everyone is happy and back to normal. But it reallllllllllllly sucks that the only way people can "genuinely" apologize is on fucking insta stories that go away in 24 hours. Even 22 year old shitheads.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
an apology is better than several alternatives, but personally i always feel off when the initial comment comes from someone's voice and face and the apology is Phone Text
an Arch Manning Instagram story reading 

In my press conference yesterday, I made an insensitive comment about an AI video. There is nothing funny about it. It's easy to say I didn't mean it, but I know my words and actions were hurtful to a lot of people. I do not take that lightly and am deeply sorry for that.

I specifically want to apologize to Holly Rowe for what she has personally had to deal with because of my comments. I have a ton of respect for her and appreciate her showing me grace in this moment. I need to do better and will be more thoughtful going forward.
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 15/09/2026
The Braying Dipshits Barking Like Seals For Assaulting Women Caucus is too powerful
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 15/09/2026
ay yo @rooster.info you got anything on Joel Greff running against Jarrells in OH1. There's a lot of his signs out! Concerning?!?!
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 15/09/2026
good morning. Arch Manning is a piece of shit.
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 14/09/2026
It’s easy: do you want Nazi sympathy with a side of sports? Try twitter. Do you want to be yelled at for your opinions but have way fewer Nazis and also sports? Welcome to Bluesky.
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 13/09/2026
A lot of Penn state fans on the TL having a lot of fun bless their hearts 💕💕
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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Holy shit, Jennifer Kupcho just made like a 70 foot birdie put on the 17th at the Solheim Cup. Someone get me a clip! @cjzero.bsky.social @jm539581.bsky.social
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 11/09/2026
@bubbaprog.xyz as bluesky’s A/V guy, why does this game look so good on the broadcast? Is the bitrate just thru the roof?
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 11/09/2026
I have no reason to think this is going to always be the case, but the AV quality of this game is exceptional. Colors are popping, crystal clear stream, looks gorgeous. Makes an ESPN game look like watching thru pudding.
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 10/09/2026
In the team picture for best sports movies ever.
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 10/09/2026
Gonna tell my kids this is Tilly Norwood
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 06/09/2026
Lmao
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 05/09/2026
This is going to be so fun to watch
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 05/09/2026
“Coming up next, Dave Portnoy is back with his conference power rankings” Don’t watch the pregame shows, I forgot.
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 05/09/2026
A lot of people out here saying Clemson beating LSU would be the funniest outcome of the weekend. But we dream bigger. We are here to guffaw at North Texas taking the banner-raising shine off IU in Bloomington.
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Inception Tom
ALT: Inception Tom
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 01/09/2026
it's just wild to me how many of the folks in dem leadership think this is what we want from our electeds. Stop listening to people that worked for Obama!
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wrote about J.D. Vance and how he is responsible for the death of Pierre Damas Bel, a 20 year old Haitian who was building a beautiful and inspiration life in Springfield, Ohio before Vance's disgusting, hateful slander upended his and hundreds of thousands of others' lives.
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Blood on J.D. Vance’s hands
A young Haitian man walked in front of a truck. His blood is on J.D. Vance’s hands
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 30/08/2026
Wtf Google
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 28/08/2026
Damn, good good is really speed running to irrelevance this morning over on X The Everything App.
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 27/08/2026
Everything with Good-Good golf is bad and horrible, but I ask that you leave space in your hearts and feeds for a different youtube golfer that created a 3-club set for kids and is selling it for $199 this is not a joke lol shop.performancegolf.com/products/lil...
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 27/08/2026
You’re going to hear some takes about “talking about Natalie too much” and they will be by people who think they know ball; they do not. The dying pedophile president is being propped up by a stalker. We need to talk about it!
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 26/08/2026
No one is going to care about how slimy the NRSC and Husted are, but this is fucking gross www.10tv.com/article/news...
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Chris @chriskopech.com · 26/08/2026
yeah, fuck 'em. Probably should have seen this one coming from miles away. I regret the error.
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