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Chris Kelly

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Award-winning Ink-stained wretch with nearly 30 years in local journalism, lover of cats, guitars and Godzilla.

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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The concept itself is the problem. It has been from the beginning of this long, repetitive process. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/10/04/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Today’s flawed concept is tomorrow’s disaster
In the midst of a long, repetitive process, it’s easy to get lost in the fog of monotony and mind-numbing minutia
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
While Gov. Josh Shapiro’s early cheerleading for hyperscale data centers and his recent executive order “tightening” still inadequate guidelines have turned many voters against him, Maura believes Shapiro is on Archbald’s side. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/09/30/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: What would ‘Eddie’ do?
Over an astonishing 14 terms as state representative for the former 115th District, Ed Staback took strong stands for the preservation of wild spaces and the protection of the recreational rights of h...
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When human beings across the county, region and state see the data center invasion’s widespread health and economic costs laid bare in black and white, the resistance will mushroom overnight. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/09/20/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: A belated but timely study in prevention
On Wednesday, Lackawanna County started a doomsday clock for invasive AI hyperscale data center developers
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Let no man pull you so low as to hate him,” – the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968) www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/09/15/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Last thoughts on Bob Bolus
I had decided against penning a sendoff to Bob Bolus, who died last week at 83. Public reaction to his passing changed my mind
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“I’m really trying to focus on the service aspect of it,” she said. “The tragedy part of it, that’s the part that’s hard.” www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/09/13/9...
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9/11 + 25: America looks back, moves forward
Americans are still struggling with how to remember and compartmentalize the reality of Sept. 11, 2001.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s all over now but the voting. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/09/13/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Wildcat Ridge goes out with a whimper
The 9-episode hearing for the Wildcat Ridge Data Center Campus in Archbald ended Wednesday with a last, pathetic gasp from the applicant’s chief advocate and an expression of relief from opponents.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Developers’ “experts” are paid to obfuscate and undermine. One has an interest in promoting an informed and engaged public. The other banks on the willful ignorance and obedient apathy of committed bystanders. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/09/08/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Speaking ‘Frankly’ on data centers
In almost any setting, I find the presence of Frank Scavo intolerably toxic. I was happy to see him on Sunday afternoon at Old Forge Fire Department Headquarters.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“This is not just an Archbald thing,” Farrell said. “This is not just a Valley View thing. This is an entire Northeastern Pennsylvania thing.” www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/09/06/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: The data center invasion has no borders
I’ve heard the shared stakes in resisting data center development described countless times over the past year or so, but rarely as plainly as Valley View School Board Director Joseph Farrell put it.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I never thought I’d say this, but thank God for President Donald J. Trump. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/09/02/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Trump pumps up data center resistance
I never thought I’d say this, but thank God for President Donald J. Trump
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The “Nerd Reich” and its collaborators are determined to crater Our Valley to build the AI bomb. Pay attention or pay the consequences. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/08/30/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Allied citizens vs. ‘The Nerd Reich’
By the time James Cianci brought up the atomic bomb, Ansel had taken shelter under the table.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Browndale Mountain rises on the border of Wayne County near Forest City, which has always been more forest than city. Residents are determined to keep it that way. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/08/26/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: War and brownies
With the hatchback closed, Lori Remus’ Toyota Venza betrayed no indication of the “subversive” supplies stacked inside. Derek Sutcliffe’s pickup is no food truck, but its bed was quickly converted int...
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Shapiro’s order gives the governor the political benefit of denouncing “speculative” and “predatory” data center developers while clinging to the thoroughly debunked myth that any other kind exists. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/08/23/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Shapiro issues ‘Archbald Amendment’
Fearing for my sanity and fidgety as an itchy toddler in church, I fled the Valley View High School auditorium for a quick breath of fresh air and a few hits of nicotine on the sidewalk outside.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A detailed, data-driven illustration of the impacts would present a “Big Picture” impossible for even the most jaded bystander to ignore. The wheezing genie would be out of the bottle. The resistance would explode overnight. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/08/19/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Welby and Chermak still kicking the data center can
Like most Americans, I’ve long been familiar with the phrase, “kicking the can down the road.” I was surprised to learn that it’s a relatively new addition to the voluminous list of idioms that became...
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I expect doubletalk and intellectually insulting deflection from lawyers and “experts” who are paid to obfuscate and blur the lines that don’t fit the picture they’re fingerpainting. I expect better from elected officials... www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/08/09/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Refuse to recuse
The shuffling parade of paid advocates for the Wildcat Ridge Data Center Campus have made such an airtight case against their own proposal, they are desperate to block Archbald Borough Council from vo...
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Jared and Ivanka Kushner were born on Earth and in America, which I guess gives them dual birthright citizenship. They live on the same planet as the rest of us, but in a very different world. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/08/05/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Entitled aliens visit local diner
Chris Kelly Opinion: The data center invasion is an outside attack engineered by beings from another world.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Markie Dennebaum and I didn’t find common ground. We live on it. Anyone who can’t or won’t recognize the logic behind that may as well live in a cave. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/08/02/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Leaving Plato’s cave
In the fight against invasive data centers, there’s more than enough common ground to accommodate everyone.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
With each new data center proposal, more and more idle souls among us wake up to the realization that the Langoliers aren’t coming. They’re here. And hungry. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/07/29/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Data center ‘Langoliers’ are here, and hungry
“The Langoliers” is one of Stephen King’s best short stories. Originally published in the anthology “Four Past Midnight,” it was adapted into an absurdly awful ABC TV miniseries that aired in 1995, wh...
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
PNK Group is so smitten with Archbald, its marketing team couldn’t be bothered to Google the borough’s actual name and learn that it’s in Lackawanna County — and that locals don’t respond well to pro-data center junk mail. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/07/24/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Archbald so ‘lucky’ it hurts
Already “blessed” with six proposals for invasive data centers, borough residents received unsolicited “love letters” from a seventh suitor last week.
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404 Media @404media.co · 10/07/2026
NEW: Fiction written by AI is easy to detect because it struggles with complex story structure, according to a new study. Researchers found that AI fiction has tells that go beyond the overuse of em-dashes and other obvious AI tropes and have more to do with the formulaic nature of the text itself.
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AI Fiction Is Easy to Detect Because It's Stupid and Bad, Research Finds
ChatGPT uses too many dream sequences and Gemini won’t stop describing characters.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The cures for chronic cronyism are more democracy, more transparency and more citizen participation. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/07/19/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Insurgent Dems lose vote, win clout
Tuesday’s reorganization meeting of the Lackawanna County Democratic Party should be seen as a promising pitch for transparency and togetherness, and a repudiation of factionalism.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Scoop: The AI music generator Suno was hacked. Hacker shared source code that shows how the tool was made and part of the music and podcasts that were scraped to create it. Decades worth of music, lyrics, and podcasts from YouTube, Deezer, Genius & more www.404media.co/hack-reveals...
# youtube_nusic: ~l.5h runtine # 113,879 hours of youtube_rusic 12,287 hours of youtube_rusic_lyrics 16,843 hours of youtube_rusic_lyrics_for genius_hg: -1.3h runting 17,615 hours of genius_hq 41, 544 hours of genius_hq lyrics 17,387 hours of genius ha_lyrics_ foreign freesound: -B.2h runting 410 hours of freesound # insip: -B.2h runtine 19,514 hours of insip # jamendo: ~B.1h runtine 3,726 hours of janendo * ponds_music: ~1.1h runtine # 62,117 hours of ponds_music # deezer: -8. 5h runtine 12,287 hours of deezer 10,175 hours of deezer_lyrics 6,699 hours of deezer_lyrics_foreign * ytn_tagged: ~2h runtine # 152,162 hours of ytn_ tagged # musescore: -B.1h runtine 183 hours of nusescore_lyrics
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Flock's platform is far more powerful and invasive than they and police pretend when they are at town halls talking to the public. You just need to look at what it's actually used for and how they teach cops to use it to see that: www.404media.co/how-cops-use...
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How Cops Use Flock to Track People, Not Cars
Cops have used Flock's FreeForm search feature to look for people with tattoos and wearing specific sport shirts, and searches sometimes include the target's race, according to data reviewed by 404 Me...
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Wildcat Ridge application is an invitation to self-ruin written in red crayon. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/07/15/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Wildcat Ridge burden too heavy
It isn’t easy to sum up a serpentine, seven-month process in a few syllables, but J. Michael Spencer made it sound effortless.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
No one has to wonder what will happen to communities invaded by data centers. It has already happened and is happening RIGHT NOW. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/07/12/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Boiled frogs are cooked slowly
The “artificial intelligence” data center invasion is the modern version of the boiling frog experiment — with humans as captive lab rats and billionaires stoking the Bunsen burners.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The developer is asking Archbald Borough Council — a recently reshuffled deck of municipal officials tasked with making decisions that could reshape the region — to approve a project with no concrete details or credible benefits. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/07/08/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Actual expert visits Wildcat Ridge
The crowd at Valley View High School for a hearing Monday on the proposed Wildcat Ridge data center campus was treated to expert testimony that reflected actual expertise.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 250th birthday, America! Enjoy the long weekend and get back to kicking tyrants in the pantaloons. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/07/04/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: On America’s 250th, ‘Johnny Tremain’ rides again
I was just 9 years old when America celebrated its 200th birthday, but I remember the Bicentennial as a national wellspring of joy, gratitude and unity that’s almost unimaginable today.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
On Monday, state Democratic Party Chairman Eugene DePasquale gave outgoing Lackawanna County Democratic Machine Chairman Chris Patrick the swift spanking he earned by throwing a temper tantrum befitting a belligerent toddler protesting his bedtime. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/07/01/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: ‘Mean’ Gene pulls plug on Patrick’s purge
State Democratic Party Chairman Eugene DePasquale gave outgoing Lackawanna County Democratic Machine Chairman Chris Patrick the swift spanking he earned.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The parting shot is a low-brow final bow from a party chairman whose reign of error was pocked with clumsy, self-owning cronyism that inspired an insurgency to dismantle the Machine from the inside. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/06/28/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: The Democratic Machine vs. democracy
The Lackawanna County Democratic Party Machine escalated its war on democracy last week with “letterbombs” addressed to Democrats who dared to exercise their Constitutional rights as Americans
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Acoustical engineer James D. Barnes presented a seven-page “preliminary sound study” that despite its airy contents landed with a thunderous thud. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/06/24/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Sound and Fury in Archbald
“Attenuation” is one of many technical terms with which I’ve become grudgingly familiar over untold hours of “expert” testimony coughed up by a parade of paid apologists for the data center invasio
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
For the umpteenth time, hyperscale data centers are not necessary to power the internet or host your Facebook, TikTok and Instagram accounts. They are necessary to collect, capitalize and weaponize every detail of every human life. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/06/21/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Big Boy beats data centers anyday
On a glorious American morning, my better half nudged me awake with a goofy grin and a plan to flip my Saturday script. “Wake up, honey,” she purred. “There’s something I want to do today.”
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Arrogance has undermined every episode of the “Wildcat Ridge” miniseries. Its producers launched the project with a poisoned premise and have fumbled its execution at every turn. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/06/17/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Wildcat Ridge rests its comically unconvincing case
In show-business parlance, the star attraction of Monday’s marquee event at Valley View High School was “bumped for time.”
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
More than 400 turned out for the Wildcat Ridge hearing at Valley View High School in Archbald. People are still streaming in.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Over the next two weeks, residents, homeowners, taxpayers and elected officials will finally have opportunities to seize the spotlight at three hearings that could decide the future of the 150-year-old borough... www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/06/14/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Archbald gets its star turn on data centers
I’ve spent so much time in the Valley View High School auditorium over the past six months, it’s beginning to feel like my alma mater.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Three Amazon data centers in Mississippi haven't even opened yet but still, people living there are paying at least $10.60 more per month to subsidize them, according to a new report: www.404media.co/amazon-data-...
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Amazon Data Centers In Mississippi Have Already Raised Electricity Rates for Local Customers, Report Suggests
Three Amazon data centers are still under construction, but local residents are already paying at least $10.60 extra per month for them, according to a new study.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
New: a software update to Amazon delivery vans is automatically turning off the vans' AC after 10 minutes or even 30 seconds in certain cases. Just as summer arrives and temperatures are getting dangerously hot www.404media.co/software-upd...
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Software Update Automatically Turns off Amazon Delivery Drivers’ AC During Dangerous Summer Heat
A new software update is turning off the AC in Amazon delivery vans after 10 minutes or 30 seconds under certain conditions.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Call me a Luddite, but I’d much rather buy my shoofly pie from a fellow human being who had a hand in baking it... AI “scrapes” the labor of human creators and regurgitates it as glossy, stolen slop. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/06/10/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: An Amish argument against AI
The lush, tranquil farmlands of Lancaster County might seem a strange setting for reflection on the existential menace of “artificial intelligence,” but the Big Picture bled at the red edges of every ...
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
By saying he doesn't know about the leaked document we got saying Microsoft wants to "make people addicted" to its new AI, CEO Satya Nadella shows he 1) does not know how to read or 2) does not know what is happening with some of the company’s highest-profile products www.404media.co/satya-nadell...
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Satya Nadella ‘Not Sure’ Who Said Microsoft Wanted to Make Addictive AI, Is Looking for Guy Who Did This
Microsoft's CEO seems unaware of what's going on at his own company.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
ICE is trying to give local cops facial recognition tech en masse: www.404media.co/ices-plan-to...
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ICE’s Plan to Let Cops Around the Country Scan Faces to Verify Immigration Status
ICE plans to give potentially more than a thousand agencies access to a facial recognition app that verifies a person's immigration status.
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Matthew Gault @mjgault.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
as companies seek to build out the infrastructure for AI across the country, human beings are paying the cost
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A Farmer Donated Land to Turn into a Park. The City Is Building a Massive Data Center Instead
In 1999, a farmer gave away 87 acres of land to a small Texas city to use as a park. The city sold to a data center developer for $10 million.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
While diehard MAGAs will never accept or admit it, we are in the “bread and circuses” era of Trump’s inevitable downfall. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/06/07/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: The inevitable fall of ‘Caesar Disgustus’
These are tough times for the Con Artist Formerly Known as President Donald J. Trump and his captive audience of 343 million Americans
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The mood was jubilant. It was a blessed, sunbaked break from the darkness that dominates the daily headlines. It was an honest-to-God celebration of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/06/03/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Pride Month off to strong start
As two gray, straight white guys who grew up on different sides of the Reagan ‘80s, David Snyder and I might have been judged an odd couple to show up at Sunday’s Pride flag raising
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
AI data center development is the most unpopular civic irritant since smallpox. Any chance of changing the public’s mind or mood expired months ago. That’s the objective reality Shapiro and others are so stubbornly reluctant to accept. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/05/31/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Shapiro is ‘Patient Zero’ of ‘Data Center Virus’
The governor’s impromptu visit to Archbald to weigh in on data centers was a photo-op that backfired, and not just for him.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Among the most absurd elements of the data center “debate” raging across the nation is the ridiculous notion that there is any reasonable doubt about their overwhelmingly negative impacts on host communities and society as a whole. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/05/26/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Data centers a preventable time-lapse disaster
Sudden tragedies test human capacity to respond in real time. Our alleged leaders caught flat-footed on data centers fall back on the ancient excuse, “No one could have seen this coming.”
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Some products sell themselves. And then you have data centers... www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/05/24/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Data centers are a seller’s nightmare
Some products sell themselves. If it looks good, smells good, sounds good, tastes good, feels good and is somehow good for you, too, consumers will line up to buy it.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Since at least the invention of the wheel, it’s been universally understood that technology should serve humanity. The tech “broligarchs” aren’t shy about their plans to flip that script. They can’t do it without human cooperation. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/05/19/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: The ‘Pro-Human Party’ vs. data centers
The process of voting in Tuesday’s election proved that for all of technology’s advances, there is no substitute for human input.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The noise all Democratic, Republican and independent elected officials should hear above all other hubbub this spring is the rising, collective swarm of resistance coming together everywhere data centers have been built or proposed. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/05/17/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: In data center fight, Gaughan shows up
Lackawanna County commissioner has defied the odds by taking a stand.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Jason was a beautiful, troubled soul in mortal need of secular exorcism. His demons fired his best work but also bedeviled him to his dying day. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/05/13/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Jason Miller, Willy Loman and us
Most people born in the second half of the 20th century have seen all or parts of “The Exorcist.” Released the day after Christmas in 1973, it is still spectacularly scary and one of the most profitab...
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
No physical punches were thrown, but Thursday’s debate between state Sen. Marty Flynn and newcomer Jeffrey Lake was feistier than the average rhetorical rumble. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/05/08/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: The fight behind the Flynn/Lake debate
No physical punches were thrown, but Thursday’s debate between state Sen. Marty Flynn and newcomer Jeffrey Lake was feistier than the average rhetorical rumble.
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Chris Kelly @chriskellyink.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Democratic voters in the 22nd Senate District can’t afford to ignore Thursday’s debate between newcomer Jeffrey Lake and state Sen. Marty Flynn. www.thetimes-tribune.com/2026/05/06/c...
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Chris Kelly Opinion: Flynn/Lake debate one round in bigger fight
Thursday’s 22nd Senate District Democratic debate between Jeffrey Lake and state Sen. Marty Flynn is one that anyone interested in data center development should pay attention to.
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