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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Bryce is trying his hardest to throw a game ending pick here

Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is just a bad and poorly coached team. Sherrone Moore with one eye on the field and the other on OnlyFans did a better job. Can see why Utah was ready to move on from Whitt.

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

With their schedule, Northwestern might be a playoff team. Go 2-1 vs. Iowa, Oregon, Ohio St and I think they are in. And that’s definitely doable.

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Not convinced he actually missed that kick

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

College programs have been “about to go broke” for the entirety of my adult life. They will be fine.

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This Michigan game has been slow cooking its way to some Iowa fuckery for a win all day

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I need Tenneseee to score a TD here so we can call that Simmons penalty a Piss 6.

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Simulating using the restroom” has entered the CFB lexicon

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just assuming this Army drive is at 19 plays and counting and has been going on since 8min left in the third quarter

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Was looking into Mississippi State, and my god do they have some elite names on this roster.

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

And now the Ole Miss band is playing Neck. Goddamn this sport is the greatest

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

20 y/o me: Don’t feel like studying or getting this essay done. I’ll just cram and wing it and get a B+/A- Current me: one of my talent can’t make the show, there’s breaking news, and a live shot is down. I’ll just ignore the prep work and wing it. Successful slacking is perfect producer training.

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’m ready for another season of Lions football….slight hope, with a large side of soul crushing disappointment

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Why am I just now realizing the way Mike Norvell talks has a touch of Boomhauer to it

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Greatest team ever! Bryce Underwood for Heisman!! 😂😂😂

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Refreshing to know I don’t need to care much about my team a whole one game into the season.

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Whatever Michigan football Kool-Aid I may have consumed this offseason I’ve since thrown up

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Still thinking about the family I saw outside of Costco yesterday that was trying to figure out how to fit a new three piece sectional couch into their minivan.

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The most charmin soft people on the planet.

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

What ever happened to crop circles? We need to bring back whimsy with our conspiracies.

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Would be LeBron's best starting 5 yet

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The Messenger (Joan of Arc). Only movie I've ever walked out of, and almost 30 years later I hate that movie with a passion. Milla Jovovich earned the HELL out of her Razzie.

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Hey….maybe don’t have one of the floppiest flops of all time and none of this is a problem.

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Decided from a college football standpoint, the end of that game felt like Penn State during a white out going on a 25-play go ahead drive that ended with a missed field goal.

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

81 degrees outside before 8am is psychotic

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

BREAKING: Raptors Send Dick, Picks to Clippers for Kawhi

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

This letter is giving these vibes Sorsby: "OK, a simple no would have just done fine..."

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

NCIS: NASCAR is an untapped goldmine

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I like the way the Spurs sprint to Castle to neutralize him like he’s a bomb about to go off

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

So glad we’re back to showing pregame intros and videos for NBA Finals. Back when I worked for the Pistons, it meant a lot to the in-arena production folks to see their work featured like that.

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Chris Kalohn @chriskalohn.bsky.social · 31/05/2026