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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fool me once...
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
back when we were a proper society, and our walls were sufficiently papered
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh good, he wrote and now wants to promote a book during his term. Sure, his motives seem legit.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
pointing out that NYpost readers are racist scum makes me look bad? Ok, got it.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
An interracial couple, NYPost? Your readers aren't going to like that.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Is this about spreadsheets?
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I would like to donate funds for black paint to whomever's responsible.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I was just thinking we haven't heard from Kayla in a while. Yay.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
On brand for him.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm guessing "real polls" refers to the ones his handlers create for him to make him feel better.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What was the context? Anyone know?
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I believe that's Michael Dell's wife.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Is this whole podcast a parody? These clips can't be real.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I burned the roof of my mouth just looking at this.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It seems FL taxpayers will still pay for non-Ad Valorem taxes (not based on property value) which already includes fire rescue. There's speculation they'll just tax everything else in this category, meaning the poorest will pay the same as the billionaires on palm beach (to my understanding).
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
How many dems will switch their position once elected and get that sweet lobbyist cash?
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
If this article is to be believed, ICE/DHS is looking to reduce capacity.
nbcnews.com
ICE eyes selling mega-warehouses purchased for mass detention
The agency is also considering selling several planes ICE purchased for deportations under former Secretary Kristi Noem, but no decisions have been made.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Today definitely felt like a Thursday
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Hah, I thought the same.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Yes, Cassidy. Trump voters will vote for whomever he tells them to, so I hope you're correct that TX has enough non-MAGA to get it done.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
What just happened in Louisiana doesn't give me much hope for Texas.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Aah, so they waited until the markets closed? Seems like a pattern.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The origin:
youtube.com
Tim Heidecker & Will Sasso riff Alex Jones & Donald Trump impressions
YouTube video by Parachute Adams
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Is that Will Sasso?
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
correct.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
And then gourde added another after the period ended. Penalties are killing them.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman in a pajama shirt is holding her hair in her hands and screaming .
Alt: Elaine from Seinfeld is giving "devil hands"
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/04/2026
I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a pixel art drawing of a robot with the words bad robot below it
ALT: a pixel art drawing of a robot with the words bad robot below it
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I do it from a desktop PC with a full keyboard and mouse. Why limit myself?
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Did they only poll Canadians snowbirding in Florida?
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Huh, well, glad Will Sasso is getting work.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
"Quiet peasants, my donors and I are raking in cash!"
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Please, I beg of you to learn how to spot an obvious fake.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I live ~12-miles from mar-a-lago 😱.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
So kick her out and resume? Lol, just kidding, rules don't apply to the gop.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Yikes, some unexpected people falling for obvious ai slop. Humans are doomed.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Smells like a publicity stunt. Announce he's going away, public outcry, reverse course, brand recognition increased.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The last time Randy Fine appeared in local FL news was when he called for the FCC to fine Bad Bunny. I've yet to see anything reported about his latest bigotry.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Still no mention of this in any of the major Florida newspapers. Criticizing Randy Fine remains off-limits in the "Free State of Florida".
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Where is the evidence of a second magazine, other than the DHS' statement?
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
it's so much worse than I even imagined 🤢
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
You're letting this happen. coward.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Because we're deranged, or so I'm told.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
We all assume Stephen Miller wrote this, right?
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I was enraged when I initially read this story. Thanks for the follow-up!
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Saw that coming.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Did your DNC strategist help you write this? Pathetic.
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chrisjbuffy @chrisjbuffy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
If you're not sending your state police to confront and arrest the murderer, you're not helping.
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