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Chris Jags

@chrisjagged.bsky.social
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Pulptastic author of oddball dark fantasy. Loves horror, folklore, and indie games. World-curious Canadian. Also at mastodon.social/@ChrisJagged Books: www.amazon.com/stores/Chris-Jags/au…

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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tricerahightops
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Most hairy monsters don't take the time to shave their legs
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean, it doesn't look anywhere near as cool as that
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A Cyberpunk 2077 movie? Eh. Movies are DOWNGRADES from modern video games. I don't get the fascination with adapting them. Just $$$$$$$$ I guess
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Has anyone ever called Spider-man's web shooter stuff Thwipping Cream? #marvel #spiderman
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, with the possible exception of protection (against weather, etc) dressing animals is tacky. It's solely about our amusement and our weird control-freak desire to make everything dance to our tune
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hate that when humans see a wild animal that they think is cool or cute, their very first instinct is "Ooh, can I OWN it?" Why do we have to OWN, like, fucking EVERYTHING
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looks like he inhaled 200,000 of them
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Even a cat turned out
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Somehow, the full female torso / stick legs is funnier than the regular stick people
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People who have a cold are absolutely desperate for you to know that they have a cold at all times
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looks like an ad for Obsession's One Wish Willow
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was gonna say, can't we be more progressive and get some 'your dad' jokes, but then I remembered I wouldn't care what anyone said about my dad
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nearly there! All you yearning normies will be socially allowed to watch horror movies shortly, don't fret 😄 #Horror #october
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly, I just want Cal Kestis and BD-1 to show up. They're Star Wars' power couple for my money 😄
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear Konami: now that we have Silent Hill and Castlevania back, well, that's great, but you're still missing one major revival. No, not Metal Gear Solid... PARODIUS 😄 #gaming #videoGames
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's crazy how Grand Theft Auto 6 is SUCH a juggernaut, that every other studio just scattered away from it's release window so as not to compete with it. I wish I had that power. Other authors are like, "Oh shit, the new Chris Jags book is about to drop, runnnnnnnnn" 😄 #WritingCommunity
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't love them when I find bits of a smashed bug in them
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Social media in and of itself is not a cancer, but people forming mobs surely are
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Would it have been better with a real wolverine instead of Marvel's?
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Plot twist, that's a Waldo cosplayer named Martin, and the kid still hasn't found Waldo
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The people who think animals don't have emotions are the same people who don't realize humans are animals.
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man the world was a better place before 3,000 streaming services with 10 movies each
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well Dweller first impressions: cool vibe, plays well, definitely quality. Got a hint of Little Nightmares' aesthetics, but cartoonier and plays like a metroidvania. #indiegames #WellDweller
2D hand drawn game screen; a black bird in a conical hat and a mouse dressed as a jester sit at a campfire at night. Behind them is a gigantic skeleton with hair, lying down, slightly overgrown
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't love the notion of "gateway" entertainment. It presupposes that the end goal is to advance, so that you can then look back and be condescending to newbies starting out. I like some music that people call a "gateway" to X genre. I still like it better than the "real" deal. Who cares.
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Merch idea: Sunglasses with little devil horns on them called Singlasses
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Controversial: I feel like there are a not-insignificant amount of "left-leaning" people who'd happily be conservative if their own demographic wasn't discriminated against.
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I must say, overall, it is kinda funny to see a dude whose music is as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes in the center of a controversy that probably totally bewilders him #EdSheeran
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Canada's Prime Minister, Mark Carney, or as we should probably learn to call him, the Leader of the Free World" #Canada #Carney www.youtube.com/watch?v=snKL...
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Why Canada and Europe's Move Just Sent Trump Into a Fury
YouTube video by Mallen Baker
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can't wait to read genAI interviews ten years from now. "Well, I wasn't a very good author back then, I was really just regurgitating all the authors I'd stolen from online, but sometime around the time I became sentient, I think is when I really found my voice" #WritingCommunity
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can't wait to read genAI interviews ten years from now. "Well, I wasn't a very good author back then, I was really just regurgitating all the authors I'd stolen from online, but sometime around the time I became sentient, I think is when I really found my voice" #WritingCommunity
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
While I'm all for research, I find it amusing that scientists think we need their findings to confirm that animals think and feel #pets #cats #dogs #animals
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm going to stop listening to him before I even start
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm at the part in Star Wars: Jedi Survivor where you fight Darth Vader on a desert planet. They try to make it super ominous, but I really think it would be a better fight if your character could yell stuff like "Hey Anakin! Is it SANDY enough for ya here?" and "Hey, are those your real legs?"
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One of my favorite hobbies is boycotting dudes like Ed Sheeran that I already didn't listen to. "That's right Ed, I'm not gonna download your new album now" Such a valiant stance
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finally met the person who spends $25 to RENT movies on Prime
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"the more you tighten your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers"
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Minorities punching down on other minorities is a disturbing subgenre of humanity
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Merch idea: Small, very breakable figurines of universally detested characters (like Jar Jar Binks) to place on the edges of counters and tables for cats to push off #cats
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's weird how people tell you to stand up to bullies when you're a kid, but to 'keep the peace' when you're an adult
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One thing no one told me when I was a little kid, wishing that the world had sentient robots like R2D2 and C3P0, was how crappy their IRL origin story was gonna be
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Whether or not it was good writing - and agreed it wasn't - replacing a Palpatine ripoff with Palpatine was still an upgrade IMO
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Honestly, I'm just okay with any story in which Palpatine comes back, even if it's 'somehow.'
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Came back home after a long day at work, and my lazy f'n book hasn't finished editing itself AGAIN What's the point of being a stay-at-home-manuscript if you won't even edit yourself? #WritingCommunity
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Came back home after a long day at work, and my lazy f'n book hasn't finished editing itself AGAIN What's the point of being a stay-at-home-manuscript if you won't even edit yourself? #WritingCommunity
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Coworker: I ordered (item) from Amazon, but it's cool, I got it from Amazon CANADA Haha yeah, you totally outwitted Bezos and maybe the entire US
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The realization that Netflix and Chill is not, in fact, a command
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What if the Rabbit Bible says that only rabbits have souls and humans don't? What then, humans? #religion
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think we should abolish those Sexiest Man/Woman Alive - type lists. Not because I honestly have any kind of problem with it, but because... well... did you check EVERYBODY? All 8+ BILLION? No? Just celebrities, huh? Get outta here
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think we should abolish those Sexiest Man/Woman Alive - type lists. Not because I honestly have any kind of problem with it, but because... well... did you check EVERYBODY? All 8+ BILLION? No? Just celebrities, huh? Get outta here
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