Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Most hairy monsters don't take the time to shave their legs 110
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I mean, it doesn't look anywhere near as cool as that 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A Cyberpunk 2077 movie? Eh. Movies are DOWNGRADES from modern video games. I don't get the fascination with adapting them. Just $$$$$$$$ I guess 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Has anyone ever called Spider-man's web shooter stuff Thwipping Cream? #marvel #spiderman 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yeah, with the possible exception of protection (against weather, etc) dressing animals is tacky. It's solely about our amusement and our weird control-freak desire to make everything dance to our tune 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I hate that when humans see a wild animal that they think is cool or cute, their very first instinct is "Ooh, can I OWN it?" Why do we have to OWN, like, fucking EVERYTHING 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Somehow, the full female torso / stick legs is funnier than the regular stick people 120
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 04/10/2026People who have a cold are absolutely desperate for you to know that they have a cold at all times 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I was gonna say, can't we be more progressive and get some 'your dad' jokes, but then I remembered I wouldn't care what anyone said about my dad 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nearly there! All you yearning normies will be socially allowed to watch horror movies shortly, don't fret 😄 #Horror #october 010
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Honestly, I just want Cal Kestis and BD-1 to show up. They're Star Wars' power couple for my money 😄 020
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dear Konami: now that we have Silent Hill and Castlevania back, well, that's great, but you're still missing one major revival. No, not Metal Gear Solid... PARODIUS 😄 #gaming #videoGames 021
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's crazy how Grand Theft Auto 6 is SUCH a juggernaut, that every other studio just scattered away from it's release window so as not to compete with it. I wish I had that power. Other authors are like, "Oh shit, the new Chris Jags book is about to drop, runnnnnnnnn" 😄 #WritingCommunity 050
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don't love them when I find bits of a smashed bug in them 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Social media in and of itself is not a cancer, but people forming mobs surely are 050
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Would it have been better with a real wolverine instead of Marvel's? 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Plot twist, that's a Waldo cosplayer named Martin, and the kid still hasn't found Waldo 020
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The people who think animals don't have emotions are the same people who don't realize humans are animals. 0160
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Man the world was a better place before 3,000 streaming services with 10 movies each 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Well Dweller first impressions: cool vibe, plays well, definitely quality. Got a hint of Little Nightmares' aesthetics, but cartoonier and plays like a metroidvania. #indiegames #WellDweller 071
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I don't love the notion of "gateway" entertainment. It presupposes that the end goal is to advance, so that you can then look back and be condescending to newbies starting out. I like some music that people call a "gateway" to X genre. I still like it better than the "real" deal. Who cares. 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Merch idea: Sunglasses with little devil horns on them called Singlasses 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Controversial: I feel like there are a not-insignificant amount of "left-leaning" people who'd happily be conservative if their own demographic wasn't discriminated against. 001
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I must say, overall, it is kinda funny to see a dude whose music is as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes in the center of a controversy that probably totally bewilders him #EdSheeran 001
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"Canada's Prime Minister, Mark Carney, or as we should probably learn to call him, the Leader of the Free World" #Canada #Carney www.youtube.com/watch?v=snKL...youtube.comWhy Canada and Europe's Move Just Sent Trump Into a FuryYouTube video by Mallen Baker 020
Reposted by Chris JagsChris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I can't wait to read genAI interviews ten years from now. "Well, I wasn't a very good author back then, I was really just regurgitating all the authors I'd stolen from online, but sometime around the time I became sentient, I think is when I really found my voice" #WritingCommunity 062
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I can't wait to read genAI interviews ten years from now. "Well, I wasn't a very good author back then, I was really just regurgitating all the authors I'd stolen from online, but sometime around the time I became sentient, I think is when I really found my voice" #WritingCommunity 062
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 16/09/2026While I'm all for research, I find it amusing that scientists think we need their findings to confirm that animals think and feel #pets #cats #dogs #animals 010
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm going to stop listening to him before I even start 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm at the part in Star Wars: Jedi Survivor where you fight Darth Vader on a desert planet. They try to make it super ominous, but I really think it would be a better fight if your character could yell stuff like "Hey Anakin! Is it SANDY enough for ya here?" and "Hey, are those your real legs?" 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026One of my favorite hobbies is boycotting dudes like Ed Sheeran that I already didn't listen to. "That's right Ed, I'm not gonna download your new album now" Such a valiant stance 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Finally met the person who spends $25 to RENT movies on Prime 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"the more you tighten your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers" 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Minorities punching down on other minorities is a disturbing subgenre of humanity 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Merch idea: Small, very breakable figurines of universally detested characters (like Jar Jar Binks) to place on the edges of counters and tables for cats to push off #cats 011
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It's weird how people tell you to stand up to bullies when you're a kid, but to 'keep the peace' when you're an adult 010
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 06/09/2026One thing no one told me when I was a little kid, wishing that the world had sentient robots like R2D2 and C3P0, was how crappy their IRL origin story was gonna be 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Whether or not it was good writing - and agreed it wasn't - replacing a Palpatine ripoff with Palpatine was still an upgrade IMO 110
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Honestly, I'm just okay with any story in which Palpatine comes back, even if it's 'somehow.' 010
Reposted by Chris JagsChris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Came back home after a long day at work, and my lazy f'n book hasn't finished editing itself AGAIN What's the point of being a stay-at-home-manuscript if you won't even edit yourself? #WritingCommunity 451
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Came back home after a long day at work, and my lazy f'n book hasn't finished editing itself AGAIN What's the point of being a stay-at-home-manuscript if you won't even edit yourself? #WritingCommunity 451
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Coworker: I ordered (item) from Amazon, but it's cool, I got it from Amazon CANADA Haha yeah, you totally outwitted Bezos and maybe the entire US 010
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The realization that Netflix and Chill is not, in fact, a command 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What if the Rabbit Bible says that only rabbits have souls and humans don't? What then, humans? #religion 010
Reposted by Chris JagsChris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I think we should abolish those Sexiest Man/Woman Alive - type lists. Not because I honestly have any kind of problem with it, but because... well... did you check EVERYBODY? All 8+ BILLION? No? Just celebrities, huh? Get outta here 001
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I think we should abolish those Sexiest Man/Woman Alive - type lists. Not because I honestly have any kind of problem with it, but because... well... did you check EVERYBODY? All 8+ BILLION? No? Just celebrities, huh? Get outta here 001