Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nearly there! All you yearning normies will be socially allowed to watch horror movies shortly, don't fret 😄 #Horror #october 010
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dear Konami: now that we have Silent Hill and Castlevania back, well, that's great, but you're still missing one major revival. No, not Metal Gear Solid... PARODIUS 😄 #gaming #videoGames 021
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's crazy how Grand Theft Auto 6 is SUCH a juggernaut, that every other studio just scattered away from it's release window so as not to compete with it. I wish I had that power. Other authors are like, "Oh shit, the new Chris Jags book is about to drop, runnnnnnnnn" 😄 #WritingCommunity 050
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Well Dweller first impressions: cool vibe, plays well, definitely quality. Got a hint of Little Nightmares' aesthetics, but cartoonier and plays like a metroidvania. #indiegames #WellDweller 071
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Merch idea: Sunglasses with little devil horns on them called Singlasses 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Controversial: I feel like there are a not-insignificant amount of "left-leaning" people who'd happily be conservative if their own demographic wasn't discriminated against. 001
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I must say, overall, it is kinda funny to see a dude whose music is as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes in the center of a controversy that probably totally bewilders him #EdSheeran 001
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"Canada's Prime Minister, Mark Carney, or as we should probably learn to call him, the Leader of the Free World" #Canada #Carney www.youtube.com/watch?v=snKL...youtube.comWhy Canada and Europe's Move Just Sent Trump Into a FuryYouTube video by Mallen Baker 020
Reposted by Chris JagsChris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I can't wait to read genAI interviews ten years from now. "Well, I wasn't a very good author back then, I was really just regurgitating all the authors I'd stolen from online, but sometime around the time I became sentient, I think is when I really found my voice" #WritingCommunity 062
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I can't wait to read genAI interviews ten years from now. "Well, I wasn't a very good author back then, I was really just regurgitating all the authors I'd stolen from online, but sometime around the time I became sentient, I think is when I really found my voice" #WritingCommunity 062
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 16/09/2026While I'm all for research, I find it amusing that scientists think we need their findings to confirm that animals think and feel #pets #cats #dogs #animals 010
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm at the part in Star Wars: Jedi Survivor where you fight Darth Vader on a desert planet. They try to make it super ominous, but I really think it would be a better fight if your character could yell stuff like "Hey Anakin! Is it SANDY enough for ya here?" and "Hey, are those your real legs?" 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026One of my favorite hobbies is boycotting dudes like Ed Sheeran that I already didn't listen to. "That's right Ed, I'm not gonna download your new album now" Such a valiant stance 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Finally met the person who spends $25 to RENT movies on Prime 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Minorities punching down on other minorities is a disturbing subgenre of humanity 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Merch idea: Small, very breakable figurines of universally detested characters (like Jar Jar Binks) to place on the edges of counters and tables for cats to push off #cats 011
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It's weird how people tell you to stand up to bullies when you're a kid, but to 'keep the peace' when you're an adult 010
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 06/09/2026One thing no one told me when I was a little kid, wishing that the world had sentient robots like R2D2 and C3P0, was how crappy their IRL origin story was gonna be 000
Reposted by Chris JagsChris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Came back home after a long day at work, and my lazy f'n book hasn't finished editing itself AGAIN What's the point of being a stay-at-home-manuscript if you won't even edit yourself? #WritingCommunity 451
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Came back home after a long day at work, and my lazy f'n book hasn't finished editing itself AGAIN What's the point of being a stay-at-home-manuscript if you won't even edit yourself? #WritingCommunity 451
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Coworker: I ordered (item) from Amazon, but it's cool, I got it from Amazon CANADA Haha yeah, you totally outwitted Bezos and maybe the entire US 010
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What if the Rabbit Bible says that only rabbits have souls and humans don't? What then, humans? #religion 010
Reposted by Chris JagsChris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I think we should abolish those Sexiest Man/Woman Alive - type lists. Not because I honestly have any kind of problem with it, but because... well... did you check EVERYBODY? All 8+ BILLION? No? Just celebrities, huh? Get outta here 001
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I think we should abolish those Sexiest Man/Woman Alive - type lists. Not because I honestly have any kind of problem with it, but because... well... did you check EVERYBODY? All 8+ BILLION? No? Just celebrities, huh? Get outta here 001
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This is far and away my favorite band from Africa: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tbS... #music #africa #SonghoyBlues #rockyoutube.comSonghoy Blues - Barre (Official Music Video) + Lyric TranslationsYouTube video by Songhoy Blues 010
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 22/08/2026When I was a kid, my uncle said that one day the US would become Canada's biggest threat. He didn't foresee Trump of course, but he figured they'd come for our resources eventually. So somewhere in all this shocked-Pikachu-face "our bestie betrayed us!" discourse, there were always people who knew. 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I dunno if I have more unplayed games in my video game library or more unread books on my e-reader, but one thing's for sure: I'm not good with money #books #gaming 010
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Dear-Whatever-Indie-Releases-On-The-Same-Day-As-GTA6... I'll buy you just for your sheer bravado 😄 #indiegames #gaming #GTA6 041
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"We've just freed ourselves from a monarchy! Equality for all! What should we do first?" "Hmmm... create a class system?" 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"How the US military collapsed" is gonna look really funny in the history books www.ign.com/articles/us-...ign.comUS Army Battalion Gives Soldiers Four Days Time Off to Play GTA 6 on Launch if They ReenlistA battalion in the United States Army is reportedly offering soldiers four days off to let them play Grand Theft Auto 6 when it releases this November if they reenlist. 100
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres. The Cure Nightwish Band-Maid 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 12/08/2026"How to write women/how to write men" type videos are all advice how to write in a bland, conformist fashion and create characters who aren't remotely interesting. In general, I'd advise people not to watch "how to write" videos for anything other than entertainment #WritingCommunity #writing 030
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 12/08/2026"X celebrity has become awful, this is terrible!" Solution: quit worshiping celebrities 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It's cute how people think sex workers should get a "real job", but if they try to, people are like "don't hire them" It's almost like people just get off on pronouncing judgement on others #sexWork 010
Reposted by Chris Jagsashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 07/08/2026just another white cat appropriating tabby culture 619152771294
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I have a specific gaming complaint (Beast of Reincarnation, Clair Obscur, Stellar Blade): Putting an actual song, with vocals, as your overworld music, that repeats constantly.... Nooooo I don't even care if it's a good song. That's grating AF 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Hot take: unless someone just kicked a puppy into the street, your screaming arguments are a Behind Closed Doors situation. The public shouldn't have to hear your max-volume meltdown because someone bought you the wrong thing. May I suggest visiting a hardware store and buying some new hinges 010
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I've been trying to focus a lot less on the destructive antics of the psycho Trump regime down south. I literally can't know that he and his gang are shitheads any more than I already do. It's freeing me up to think about cooler things 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Anytime I feel dumb, I remember that Athena - ATHENA - joined in that whole "which of us is the hottest" scrap with Aphrodite and Hera. If the Goddess of WISDOM got caught up in that nonsense, what chance for wisdom did humanity ever have? #Odyssey #mythology 011
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 02/08/2026People who obstruct forest-fire fighting efforts - whether its gawking boaters getting in the way of skimmers, or idiots keeping aircraft grounded with their drones, should immediately be conscripted to become frontline firefighters. Instant draft, no recourse. #wildfires #climatechange 031
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Perhaps the greatest thing about country music is its predictive powers. It sounded like it was written by AI before AI music was a thing 😏 010
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Once again, I sit down at the park with several empty benches to either side of me. One again, some old guy comes and sits right on the same bench beside me. I need to develop a threatening aura 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/07/2026If I had a dating profile, it would just say "I'd probably like your cat" 010
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 28/07/2026People are free to like whatever they like, but man, listening to culture war people is typically just bad for the brain. 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Hot Take: The kids being 'alright' has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not they like your generation's music 😏 000
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 25/07/2026According to the new Masters of the Universe movie, and I quote, "there are no statues for losers" I STRONGLY beg to differ 000
Reposted by Chris JagsChris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Waaa-iiit... all I have to do is have a "men writing women" moment, and a bazillion people will suddenly realize my work exists? Why didn't you say so? Mockery sales are still sales. #writingCommunity 041
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Waaa-iiit... all I have to do is have a "men writing women" moment, and a bazillion people will suddenly realize my work exists? Why didn't you say so? Mockery sales are still sales. #writingCommunity 041
Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Oh my god I'm on a device I don't have ad-blocked and I accidentally hit 'visit advertiser' trying to get rid of an ad. What a vile and filthy feeling 000