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Chris Jags

@chrisjagged.bsky.social
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Pulptastic author of oddball dark fantasy. Loves horror, folklore, and indie games. World-curious Canadian. Also at mastodon.social/@ChrisJagged Books: www.amazon.com/stores/Chris-Jags/au…

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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nearly there! All you yearning normies will be socially allowed to watch horror movies shortly, don't fret 😄 #Horror #october
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear Konami: now that we have Silent Hill and Castlevania back, well, that's great, but you're still missing one major revival. No, not Metal Gear Solid... PARODIUS 😄 #gaming #videoGames
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's crazy how Grand Theft Auto 6 is SUCH a juggernaut, that every other studio just scattered away from it's release window so as not to compete with it. I wish I had that power. Other authors are like, "Oh shit, the new Chris Jags book is about to drop, runnnnnnnnn" 😄 #WritingCommunity
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well Dweller first impressions: cool vibe, plays well, definitely quality. Got a hint of Little Nightmares' aesthetics, but cartoonier and plays like a metroidvania. #indiegames #WellDweller
2D hand drawn game screen; a black bird in a conical hat and a mouse dressed as a jester sit at a campfire at night. Behind them is a gigantic skeleton with hair, lying down, slightly overgrown
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Merch idea: Sunglasses with little devil horns on them called Singlasses
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Controversial: I feel like there are a not-insignificant amount of "left-leaning" people who'd happily be conservative if their own demographic wasn't discriminated against.
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I must say, overall, it is kinda funny to see a dude whose music is as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes in the center of a controversy that probably totally bewilders him #EdSheeran
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Canada's Prime Minister, Mark Carney, or as we should probably learn to call him, the Leader of the Free World" #Canada #Carney www.youtube.com/watch?v=snKL...
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Why Canada and Europe's Move Just Sent Trump Into a Fury
YouTube video by Mallen Baker
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can't wait to read genAI interviews ten years from now. "Well, I wasn't a very good author back then, I was really just regurgitating all the authors I'd stolen from online, but sometime around the time I became sentient, I think is when I really found my voice" #WritingCommunity
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can't wait to read genAI interviews ten years from now. "Well, I wasn't a very good author back then, I was really just regurgitating all the authors I'd stolen from online, but sometime around the time I became sentient, I think is when I really found my voice" #WritingCommunity
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
While I'm all for research, I find it amusing that scientists think we need their findings to confirm that animals think and feel #pets #cats #dogs #animals
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm at the part in Star Wars: Jedi Survivor where you fight Darth Vader on a desert planet. They try to make it super ominous, but I really think it would be a better fight if your character could yell stuff like "Hey Anakin! Is it SANDY enough for ya here?" and "Hey, are those your real legs?"
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One of my favorite hobbies is boycotting dudes like Ed Sheeran that I already didn't listen to. "That's right Ed, I'm not gonna download your new album now" Such a valiant stance
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finally met the person who spends $25 to RENT movies on Prime
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Minorities punching down on other minorities is a disturbing subgenre of humanity
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Merch idea: Small, very breakable figurines of universally detested characters (like Jar Jar Binks) to place on the edges of counters and tables for cats to push off #cats
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's weird how people tell you to stand up to bullies when you're a kid, but to 'keep the peace' when you're an adult
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One thing no one told me when I was a little kid, wishing that the world had sentient robots like R2D2 and C3P0, was how crappy their IRL origin story was gonna be
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Came back home after a long day at work, and my lazy f'n book hasn't finished editing itself AGAIN What's the point of being a stay-at-home-manuscript if you won't even edit yourself? #WritingCommunity
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Came back home after a long day at work, and my lazy f'n book hasn't finished editing itself AGAIN What's the point of being a stay-at-home-manuscript if you won't even edit yourself? #WritingCommunity
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Coworker: I ordered (item) from Amazon, but it's cool, I got it from Amazon CANADA Haha yeah, you totally outwitted Bezos and maybe the entire US
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What if the Rabbit Bible says that only rabbits have souls and humans don't? What then, humans? #religion
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think we should abolish those Sexiest Man/Woman Alive - type lists. Not because I honestly have any kind of problem with it, but because... well... did you check EVERYBODY? All 8+ BILLION? No? Just celebrities, huh? Get outta here
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think we should abolish those Sexiest Man/Woman Alive - type lists. Not because I honestly have any kind of problem with it, but because... well... did you check EVERYBODY? All 8+ BILLION? No? Just celebrities, huh? Get outta here
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is far and away my favorite band from Africa: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tbS... #music #africa #SonghoyBlues #rock
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Songhoy Blues - Barre (Official Music Video) + Lyric Translations
YouTube video by Songhoy Blues
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When I was a kid, my uncle said that one day the US would become Canada's biggest threat. He didn't foresee Trump of course, but he figured they'd come for our resources eventually. So somewhere in all this shocked-Pikachu-face "our bestie betrayed us!" discourse, there were always people who knew.
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I dunno if I have more unplayed games in my video game library or more unread books on my e-reader, but one thing's for sure: I'm not good with money #books #gaming
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Dear-Whatever-Indie-Releases-On-The-Same-Day-As-GTA6... I'll buy you just for your sheer bravado 😄 #indiegames #gaming #GTA6
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"We've just freed ourselves from a monarchy! Equality for all! What should we do first?" "Hmmm... create a class system?"
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"How the US military collapsed" is gonna look really funny in the history books www.ign.com/articles/us-...
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US Army Battalion Gives Soldiers Four Days Time Off to Play GTA 6 on Launch if They Reenlist
A battalion in the United States Army is reportedly offering soldiers four days off to let them play Grand Theft Auto 6 when it releases this November if they reenlist.
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres. The Cure Nightwish Band-Maid
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"How to write women/how to write men" type videos are all advice how to write in a bland, conformist fashion and create characters who aren't remotely interesting. In general, I'd advise people not to watch "how to write" videos for anything other than entertainment #WritingCommunity #writing
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"X celebrity has become awful, this is terrible!" Solution: quit worshiping celebrities
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It's cute how people think sex workers should get a "real job", but if they try to, people are like "don't hire them" It's almost like people just get off on pronouncing judgement on others #sexWork
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 07/08/2026
just another white cat appropriating tabby culture
white cat with a full sleeve of tabby cat fur on one leg
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I have a specific gaming complaint (Beast of Reincarnation, Clair Obscur, Stellar Blade): Putting an actual song, with vocals, as your overworld music, that repeats constantly.... Nooooo I don't even care if it's a good song. That's grating AF
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hot take: unless someone just kicked a puppy into the street, your screaming arguments are a Behind Closed Doors situation. The public shouldn't have to hear your max-volume meltdown because someone bought you the wrong thing. May I suggest visiting a hardware store and buying some new hinges
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I've been trying to focus a lot less on the destructive antics of the psycho Trump regime down south. I literally can't know that he and his gang are shitheads any more than I already do. It's freeing me up to think about cooler things
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Anytime I feel dumb, I remember that Athena - ATHENA - joined in that whole "which of us is the hottest" scrap with Aphrodite and Hera. If the Goddess of WISDOM got caught up in that nonsense, what chance for wisdom did humanity ever have? #Odyssey #mythology
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
People who obstruct forest-fire fighting efforts - whether its gawking boaters getting in the way of skimmers, or idiots keeping aircraft grounded with their drones, should immediately be conscripted to become frontline firefighters. Instant draft, no recourse. #wildfires #climatechange
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Perhaps the greatest thing about country music is its predictive powers. It sounded like it was written by AI before AI music was a thing 😏
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Once again, I sit down at the park with several empty benches to either side of me. One again, some old guy comes and sits right on the same bench beside me. I need to develop a threatening aura
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If I had a dating profile, it would just say "I'd probably like your cat"
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
People are free to like whatever they like, but man, listening to culture war people is typically just bad for the brain.
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hot Take: The kids being 'alright' has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not they like your generation's music 😏
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
According to the new Masters of the Universe movie, and I quote, "there are no statues for losers" I STRONGLY beg to differ
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hotter, even
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Waaa-iiit... all I have to do is have a "men writing women" moment, and a bazillion people will suddenly realize my work exists? Why didn't you say so? Mockery sales are still sales. #writingCommunity
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Waaa-iiit... all I have to do is have a "men writing women" moment, and a bazillion people will suddenly realize my work exists? Why didn't you say so? Mockery sales are still sales. #writingCommunity
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Chris Jags @chrisjagged.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh my god I'm on a device I don't have ad-blocked and I accidentally hit 'visit advertiser' trying to get rid of an ad. What a vile and filthy feeling
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