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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"These promising young men have their whole lives ahead of them!" And yet, they should not.

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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Many people are saying kash patel fucks goats.

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Just read that in order to win his $10 billion defamation suit against the BBC, Trump has to prove that he didn't incite J6. Now this is all I see:

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Voted most likely to kill Trump when he turns on her. Because boiling rabbits is for pussies.

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Geez. Who could have guessed that those Meta glasses were going to be used by sleazebags to harass women? I did not see that coming. /s

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Marty Willson-Piper is a great fucking guitar player. (Full disclosure: We cover this. Because we play songs we wrote and songs we wish we wrote.) youtu.be/zsx7In-Mx60?...

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The Church - North, South, East And West (Live in Sydney) | Moshcam

YouTube video by Moshcam

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

After letting this marinate, I'll say that when the Sec of Health and Human Services is asked what plan he has in place in the event of a pandemic, and his response is not to outline that plan but to lose his shit on national television, maybe he's not the guy we want in that position.

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Seeing a lot of "Mitch McConnell says..." Journalistic malpractice today. Mitch McConnell hasn't said anything for months.

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Rep Dan Crenshaw on people struggling to make ends meet: "Stop whining...eat Ramen." This is the GOP platform for the midterms? Sounds like a winner!

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The people running everything, it turns out, are credulous imbeciles who believe every nonsensical utterance seeping from Trump's anus mouth. It is wildly fucked up.

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

So no mention this morning of the (about) 300 Trump accounts Capital One closed after doing an investigation into money laundering? Just lost in the chaos, I guess.

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

So what time tomorrow morning do they tell us Mitch is dead?

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

If Trump has taught us anything, it would be not to believe any Democrat who tells us we can't have universal healthcare by simply snapping our fingers. Because apparently, we can.

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Hillary Clinton once called MAGA deplorables. What a wild fucking understatement that was

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Could this president possibly be any more fucking useless?

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

What are the odds on Polymarket that Trump keeps the World Cup trophy?

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Hey, Trump - Yemen is about to close the Bab el-Mandeb Strait. Look it up, dipshit.

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Found Mitch today working at the Danvers Dunkin' Donuts.

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

No word as of yet if it was Roadsteamer who then caulked over the slashes underwater.

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

OH, NO!!! Trump's new Reflecting Lake is being overrun with Joe Biden's algae!!!

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Conspicuously left out of this Fox article - even after it came out - is that the attacker "liked" the pic of the house on social media AND is a registered Republican/Trump supporter. Trump House owner critically injured in attack, suspect Navy vet with PTSD | Fox News share.google/CZ6qLejUYCpn...

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Suspect in 'Trump House' owner attack is mentally ill Navy vet, victim's wife says won't survive: reports

A Navy veteran is charged with attempted murder after allegedly attacking the owner of a well-known pro-Trump property in Escondido, California.

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

After Trump explained to us that Reflecting Pool is taller than the world's tallest building, I now understand why renovating it is getting exponentially more expensive. He's making Reflecting Pool vertical.

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

The nation's nost gullible, delusional religious freaks gather together to once again show the world how stupid this country really is. www.bostonglobe.com/2026/05/17/n...

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Thousands flock to National Mall in Washington for prayer rally - The Boston Globe

The daylong rally on Sunday is set near the Washington Monument.

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Courtney Love is simply a badass. Prove me wrong. youtu.be/cH_rfGBwamc?...

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Hole - Violet

YouTube video by HoleVEVO

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Trump wants a useless ballroom Said he would "spend" for himself. Says $400 million to cover it. Then the Secret Service shoot each other in a hotel, rip a guy's shirt off and throw him down. Now Congress wants $400 mil to pay for said dance hall. $300 mil was already raised. Where is it?

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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Hey @timheidecker.bsky.social why won't you talk to me bro? I'm a better comedy writer than anyone you got on staff right now. That's true as fuck

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

VA voted for the redistricting yesterday. That flips 4 more House seats to Dem. And of course, the GOP is screaming "Unconstitutional!" Because fuck the will of the voters.

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

On a Mike Scott jag of late. Here's a particularly rocking version of We Will Not Be Lovers... youtube.com/watch?v=JsB_...

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The Waterboys - We Will Not Be Lovers (Athens 21/11/2019)

YouTube video by SPIRSPIL

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Nicked from Christopher Moore's page...

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

There are two to three layers of fucked up to every goddamned thing they do.

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Gas prices continue to soar as a war rages in the Middle East, and tense negotiation were taking place. This is Rubio's job. The negotiations were being conducted by two slumlords and a furniture fucker. Rubio was getting hammered and changing Trump's diaper at the human cock fights in Miami. JFC

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

And have a gander at the Piss Drunk Secretary of Death literally jerking off over his merciless WarFighting™ Everyone in this administration is just broken.

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were sane enough to laugh a dipshit clown like Mullins right out of a confirmation hearing. The off-the-record remarks would be somewhere along the lines of, "Are you shitting me?"

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Reporter: "What's that thing on his neck? And do you think he'll ever finish a sentence again?" Leavitt: "He's works very hard all day and people are constantly trying to strangle him. He doesn't need to finish sentences for you. He knows what he means "

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

40 million BlueSky users. 5 million Truth Social users. The civil war they're praying for will not go well for them.

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Did racism and misogy play a role in Harris' defeat in 2024? Sure, but spineless poll pandering when we needed strength and resolve did her in. 1/2

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Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘 @chrisinsalem.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Time to walk the walk, MAGAts - Your Messiah needs you in Iran. Let's get after it!

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