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@chrishill.bsky.social
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Let’s start a punk rock band. Blue Jays & Raptors.

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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 14h
Beautiful day to watch some USports waterpolo at UofT
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 18h
We need to make it so racists and fascists don’t feel safe in Canada.
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 18h
She’s worried about trans women making her look bad?!
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 18h
Is caturday still a thing?
Moose, an orange tabby with pink toe beans is sleeping on a fleece blanket, impervious to the world around him.
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I regret to inform you that if you genuinely believe Mark “Zionist Palestine” Carney deserves the Nobel peace prize, you have molasses for brains ❤️
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It would cost taxpayers less to just implement UBI and not have 10s of thousands of jobs contributing to environmental catastrophe.
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Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦 @emmettmacfarlane.com · 02/10/2026
Why, it is almost as if this is the sort of blatantly unconstitutional anti-Indigenous horseshit we'd have expected from Pierre Poilievre. Summing up much of Carney's time as PM so far.
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Avi gets it
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Kramer Explains 'Write-Offs' to Jerry
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He’ll sacrifice anyone & everyone that doesn’t have access to enough capital to matter
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Think of the economy Rob. Dumocrats don’t have any income so you have to vote republican
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had the pleasure of spending a few days in Milan & Stresa in July. Highly recommend.
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Helllllllllyeah
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are we talking about Riley Gaines now?
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fifth-place finisher in a four-person IQ test
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pagan Flyer
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not grinding my molars to dust is a nice perk to the disaster season.
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zubes is nails
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Always has been
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t hate it
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@boxscore.online predict something crazy for me.
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m confident that Gose would be a better analyst on TV than Pillar. Certainly he could at least find a tailor that can measure properly and isn’t legally blind.
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Question for my fellow GenX-ers: what’s up with all the millennials getting ADHD diagnosis as adults and then using it as an excuse for being unreliable, rather than using it to figure out a way to be more reliable? I’m not expecting miracles, just something more than “Oh ya, my ADHD kept me from…”
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Bill Hader Eating Burger: Sign Me Up
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Its not surprising that old rich white dudes continue to disappoint
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My name is bJayIsPainting. The B is silent.
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is it bad that my fortune cookie said “Something interesting will happen at work” and my first thought was “Fuck. It better not.”?
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope whatever civil engineering firm lands this RFP is haunted at night by visions of the cyclists they'll be killing. I hope their iron ring they were given at graduation when they took an oath to the public starts to itch and weigh on their finger like an anchor.
What is certain, however, is that a vast sum of our money will be wasted, countless Torontonians will find themselves profoundly inconvenienced for extended periods, and, eventually, a cyclist will get struck by a car. But at least the congestion will be worse.
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After having some time to reflect on George Springer’s last game as a Blue Jay, I think the most incredible piece of his legacy is that he managed to hang on to that haircut for the entirety of the contract.
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fair enough The plot thickens
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You cannot convince me it isn’t. To be fair, my favourite bands’ albums from the late 90s-early 00s are still new so 🤷‍♂️
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Has to be a 7/8/9 hitter since George spent so much of his tenure leading off
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit autocorrect sucks. “Describe” should have been Descendants
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I go to shows with my kids now and it’s great. I saw Social Distortion & Describe in Toronto with my eldest a couple weeks ago.
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m taking the over. Parlay over 11 k and over 1 ton of Colombian marching powder.
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m taking the over
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
👀
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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 26/09/2026
my entire timeline, eyes welling with tears: fuck this guy tho
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sorry guys, I just started paying attention to the game and Trey gave up a bomb. I’m going to go cut the grass and vacuum the pool now.
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just another day ending in ’y’
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LOUIS VARLAND IS LUXURY
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Louis Vuitton Logo Sparkle with Diamonds
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best solution is to fall back 30 minutes and leave it alone.
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Get some beef, veggies & potatoes so we can make stewcakke for dinner
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really good discussion between @o-hill.bsky.social & @jesseburrill17.bsky.social Not just hot takes…actual nuance!
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Shoresy (Jared Keeso) says Hell Yeah Fuck Yeah
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This brings me great joy
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Blue Jays all over the Canadian Shield. Those ones, much like the ones in Toronto seem unfazed by not playing ball beyond Sunday.
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just don’t say his name 3x
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Hill @chrishill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everything Trump comes in contact with is irrevocably damaged
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