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Christopher Gutierrez

@chrisgart.bsky.social
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Seattle based artist working primarily in oils. I’m still hallucinating this dream so stay tuned for more info. 🥄🥄🥄

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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@superstructurepod.bsky.social @travisview.bsky.social I was driving around and saw a poster for a website called waronus(dot com) It’s an amalgam of the usual players (Freemasons, FBI, Merck pharma, etc) Their whole spiel is that there is a depopulation agenda coming from the elites. FYI
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Liv Agar
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The NYT are not serious people.
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I’d rather give it to starving children or homeless veterans of the last US boondoggle.
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Will they use AI tools to investigate?
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Hey I’ve haven’t been on Bluesky in a while. Anything new happening?
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
As soon as they kidnapped Maduro I thought the Prezzz would try and pin the 2020 election on him
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This!!! The Xtian right can never circle that square of a God who just doesn’t seem powerful enough to impose its supposed will. They lean on nonsense like “God working through us”
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Well that aged like Charlie Kirk
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
This is so very messed up
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I really wish you sold your stuff
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Speaking of ads, is that you doing the ads for those couches you can clean with a garden hose or whatever?
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
50 years ago we had Barry White. Now we have Bari Weiss. Goddammit. Goddammit all to hell.
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a man says " it 's a mystery " in front of another man
Alt: a man says " it 's a mystery " in front of another man
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
He wanna rock!
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Please elaborate. I’m not disagreeing with you but I’m like to hear more
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I’m interested. I’ll keep an eye on this space
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Is this one different from the Ultra Hitler that you killed when you used your time machine?
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
So in conclusion, fuck Serrano and Theil both because neither contribute a goddamned thing. That is all. Thanks
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Serrano’s “Piss Christ” was so unoriginal that he had to title it what it was, otherwise nobody would have cared. He could have called it “7 Up Christ” or “Ginger Ale Christ” and, visually, that’s all it was.
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I too remember her always sucking. I was also surprised to see her climb the ranks. I remember when she was a nobody right-ish crank and then saw her become Senator so much I had to confirm it was the same Jeanne Shaheen!
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Since you mention golden hour perhaps you might check out my music? goldlighthour.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
goldlighthour.bandcamp.com
Music of Sex and Horror, by Gold Light Hour
9 track album
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Nancy, if you need help, blink twice!
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Thank you for the referral. Already sent 5 of these memes to friends
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Shit!
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
For all of you out there who have ever asked, “what would you do if you could go back in time to Hitler’s Germany?”, you now have a chance to show us and not just tell us.
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
For all of you out there who have ever asked, “what would you do if you could go back in time to Hitler’s Germany?”, you now have a chance to show us and not just tell us.
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I saw you on MSNBC saying this and I appreciate your bulldog stance in your opening salvo. “Talmudic” haha!
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Oh! I’m so glad you pointed that out!
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Why are you normalizing Sliwa in any way?
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Well that was strongly worded!
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
“I saw one, one time, that said, "The next week, the world is ending." And in the next week's paper, they said, "We were miraculously saved at the zero hour by a koala-fish mutant bird."” IYKYK
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
But did the bag have a large dollar sign on it?
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
So every university must have a free open air toilet if this bill passes.
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
It’s too bad Charlie Kirk didn’t live until he needed a colonoscopy. He could have found out he was a complete asshole.
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Goddammit Robert you were told this at your orientation: politics makes strange bedfellows
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
He still has one of the most pnchble faces on TV
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Triple Hitler almost sounds like the worst dish at a Chinese restaurant. Just add “fried”, “cooked” or “delight” and you are there
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Carr’s tweet aged poorly
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
(In Sophie’s voice) “No, Robert”
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 15/09/2025
They are the books, the arts, the academes, That show, contain, and nourish all the world
Leakey’s bookshop in Inverness.
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Necronnomnoms
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Get ready for Donald Trash and his unhinged comments today on the 9/11 terror attacks. How soon into his ramble will he talk about himself and his “tallest building”?
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
On this day let us remember Richard Hack, whose pitch for his book “Hughes” on the Today Show, was tragically cut short by the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Love that Liz!
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Get ready for Donald Trash and his unhinged comments tomorrow on 9/11 How soon into his ramble will he talk about himself and his “tallest building”?
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Pritzker is leading from the front
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Halfway into @opentodebate.bsky.social w/ Curtis Yarvin and E. Glen Wyle. While no personal attacks are allowed on the show, please allow me to say what a COMPLETE CHODE Yarvin is. Please stop platforming Yarvin and his ilk. Fascism deserves no fair shake.
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
From now on I resolve to fart on my router.
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Christopher Gutierrez @chrisgart.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
How about one set in an HBC and/or community college? I’m writing a story set in both.
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