chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026First we cyber then we punk, let’s cyberpunk!static.klipy.comJack Black & Steve: First We Mine, Then We Craft!ALT: Jack Black & Steve: First We Mine, Then We Craft! 010
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026They’ll probably get this guy to play Johnny Silverhand.static.klipy.comJack Black's Minecraft LookALT: Jack Black's Minecraft Look 120
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026At home mom. When in reality slavery is the worst thing in the world. Also Watto was apparently sad to lose Anakin but still gambled him away to Qui Gon without thinking twice. Also Anakin sees Watto again in episode two and he’s not upset or anything. What the fuck was that about!? 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You know what really pisses me off about the Star Wars prequels? They depict slavery in the wrong way. In the Phantom Menace Anakin’s slavery is depicted like he’s just working part time at a mechanic shop while he’s fixing up an old mustang. His moms slavery is depicted as just being a single stay 100
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In 2015 I saw Ed Sheeran in concert. The show was at an open air outdoor venue there was a little bit of rain that night. When he was on stage Ed made a joke about how he was cursed that whenever he played outdoor shows it always seemed to rain. This is relevant today. 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don’t get why are mad at Trump calling Artificial Intelligence “Super Intelligence” it’s like how I’ve been calling Trump an “Orange Facist Dipshit” for the better part of a decade. 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ad copywriters writing the deepest and most complicated lore for car insurance commercials.static.klipy.comFire WritingALT: Fire Writing 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A lot of stand up comedy these days is just “I’m going to say the N word without saying the N word.” 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026These days most film makers start by making the commemorative popcorn bucket and then building the film around that. 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I will now sue a gas station because they ripped off my I did that sticker with Trumps face on it. 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ed Sheeran has faced more consequences for Gaza than Benjamin Netanyahu. 020
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sometimes I would hear conspiracy theories about how the government is run by lizard people. I didn’t believe them but Mitch McConnell would plant some doubts in my head just because he kind of looks like a lizard person. 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Mitch McConnell: *is seen alive in public Me: “BOOO! Get better material!” 010
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026To prepare for the scene where Odysseus felt the worst pain imaginable in the world, Matt Damon was friends with Ben Affleck for 30 years.static.klipy.comOdysseus cryALT: Odysseus cry 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This song but it’s all the food recalls of 2026.static.klipy.comYakko Animaniacs Dancing on World MapALT: Yakko Animaniacs Dancing on World Map 010
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026We are in the golden age of staying at home and doing nothing. 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Marvel: “So it’s a multiverse.” The average American: “I don’t know how to read.” 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Genie: “You have one wish.” Me: “I wish pedophilia was completely erased from existence.” Chris Hansen:static.klipy.comDoc Ock Screaming in Spider-ManALT: Doc Ock Screaming in Spider-Man 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!static.klipy.comTransformers: Optimus Prime InjuredALT: Transformers: Optimus Prime Injured 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The wrong cast member of Home Alone 2 lost in New York died today. 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Breaking news: Open AI sues man for thinking instead of using chat GPT. “All this thinking is cutting into our profit margins.” - Sam Altman 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Trumps first term: His hands are tiny. Trumps second term: His hands are rotting puss filled appendage from which a portal to hell will open up and devour all reality. 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026When it happens can we bring back the late show with Steven Colbert. 010
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Okay so let me get this straight. America spent over a year reconciling with the fact that the president is a pedophile. Then we let him have these “Patriot Games” where people from all across the country sent teenagers to the president. Is anybody fucking home? 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Breaking news: nation suffers from Zendaya Derangement Syndrome 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026This implies that HR is good and that’s something I fully can’t endorse. It just feels like a corporate executive interpretation of compassion and empathy that feels soulless. 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Here’s my problem with Masters of the Universe (2026) Adam’s whole thing is that he’s not just a big guy with a sword he has empathy, kindness, and compassion. But they try to convince us that he has all these qualities because on earth he works in HR. 100
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Honestly both the guy and the girl from obsession are kinda shitty people. 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Sundays are the lords day but Mondays belong to the devil. 010
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026“Hey let’s find something to eat.” - 90% of the Odyssey 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026At this rate scientists predict that by the year 2030 every actor in every movie will be Zendaya. 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026RFK Jr has his own cooking show sounds like an SNL sketch that keeps getting pitched but they never do it. 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Breaking news: the world has gotten so weird that Weird Al Yankovic has been forced to change his name to Normal Al Yankovic. 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026When you’re in the Marvel universe and you’re the construction worker that has to keep rebuilding the X Mansion.static.klipy.comSafuu: Mr. Krabs Money ShowerALT: Safuu: Mr. Krabs Money Shower 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Anya Taylor Joy when Anya Taylor Sadness walks instatic.klipy.comVince McMahon at WWE Event ReactionALT: Vince McMahon at WWE Event Reaction 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Now that the Odyssey is out we can have hot Od summer. 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026They call it the Odyssey because it’s odd and it takes place at sea. 010
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Every once in a while I watch a comedy special from a comedian who lives in a complete alternate reality from our own. 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Breaking news: the Batman part II delayed to February 18 3028 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026static.klipy.comDancing Coffin Pallbearers Funeral DanceALT: Dancing Coffin Pallbearers Funeral Dance 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The Mitch McConnell death coverup is just practice for the upcoming Donald Trump death coverup. 090
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I’m fine with Idiocracy being a documentary but I draw the line at Warhammer 40k being a documentary. 020
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026“Fuck all y’all, I’m putting the Nazi tattoo back.” - Graham Platner 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026They heard Mitch McConnell is pro life so now they’re pumping life through his veins whether he likes it or not. 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Chuds will see that Supergirl didn’t make money at the box office and try to convince people that’s why women don’t deserve the right to vote. 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026So when I hear that horror is outperforming Star Wars I think maybe we have to admit that Obsession and Backrooms are providing us with something that the Mandalorian and Grogu isn’t. They can help us say “At least my life isn’t as horrific as these horror movies.” 000
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026You see, under the Trump administration Americans have been subjected to terrifying and unprecedented horrors every waking moment of the day. Horror films on the other hand psychologically help people cope with real world horror and problems. 100
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026As a life long Star Wars fan I was a little disappointed when I saw a headline about the horror duo Obsession and Backrooms outperforming the Mandalorian and Grogu. But I think there’s something we can learn from this phenomenon. 100
chrisfritz.bsky.social @chrisfritz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If you ever think your life is hard remember there are some people that need entire cults just to have sex. 000
