iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I did this back in June when I started playing Blue Prince. Apparently I bought it in the winter sale last year 👀

Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Such a weird coincidence that every time a product gets new ai features a bunch of new bugs start popping up. Unrelated, but for some reason I can't manually capitalize letters on gboard anymore.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

After 3 bowls they started bringing out half bowls, but after 6 they started bringing out full bowls again so they wouldn't have to make as many trips.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Back in my early twenties they gave me two full takeout containers after I finished my 11th bowl.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

There's nothing more discouraging than watching a product owner "implementing" every idea they have without needing to filter it through other people. Especially when a majority of what's being added is just from-scratch versions of dozens of existing libraries.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He's 100% talking about tractors and right to repair laws. Just fundamentally doesn't know what that whole issue is about, lmao.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There is, perhaps, no greater example of male overconfidence than having the audacity to claim there *must* be 50 ways to leave your lover, then barely being able to list three of them.

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This 100%. It took me a while to realize I should actually open that file and actually check, and even still I assume it's bad news if it's there at all.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The best part of that clip is that Adam's hand is nowhere near Scott. Scott was just getting so humiliated that he needed to pick anything other than the words being said to call Adam out on and that's all he could come up with.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Lmao. Worked there for a couple years until 2024.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Heads up that Project Jumpgate at roll20 was able to stay on schedule like 90% thanks to what I learned in your graphics class.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

At best she might be able to read a short summary of the room.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Oh my god, is that what that's supposed to be?

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ooh, that's basically just a description of me, personally. I'm a shoo-in!

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"renewed scrutiny" is an interesting way to say "unceasing racism"

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The official grieving period for Dolly should last from September to May. We should be mourning 9 to 5.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

With democrats like these, who needs republicans?

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"I'll have to think about that, Robert" There's a first time for everything, I guess.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Starting to wonder if it's a pavlovian mistake to listen to podcasts to help fall asleep *and* while driving to work

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

We're lucky that most doctors don't want kids to die.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I think they call that one "the Epstein files"

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The American Airlines IT issues only got us home 19.5 hours late

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

This is exactly what it's like to review AI generated code. I know what any given line is doing and how they could be written cleaner, but there's no intentionality behind any of it so it's impossible to decipher what it's actually supposed to be doing in a holistic sense.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

And now I'll be getting home 17 hours later than scheduled 🙃

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Our last flight had like 20 people on it and they just gave us all three without asking. I traded my cheezits for a second biscoff, though.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

If the people who use it cared about that, they already wouldn't be using it 🤷

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

That's the cucumber emoji. Apparently pickle is going to be distinct somehow 🤷

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

So obviously you and Cody watched Running Man *together*

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

We do an annual LotR movie marathon every July 4th, so you can't fool me!

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Damn, are you the contractor that wrote my company's original frontend before the fulltime devs were hired?

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Oh god, he was contractually obligated to post this then immediately delete it as part of the viral marketing campaign for the "T&T Wedding Experience exclusively at AMC Theatres" release in the fall, wasn't he?

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

smh sick of being treated like second class citizens

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I like how all three of them sound stupid for completely different, unique reasons.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

You can hear all the rehearsed spots he thought he'd need pause for laughter.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Evil democrats are going to magically take away your freedom while also simultaneously defunding the police! And they're gonna steal your money to pay for it!

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Vibe coding is when you get blazed and write code on a shitty laptop on your couch while you watch cartoons. None of this AI bullshit.

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

"I just worry that if I get abducted an onlooker might think that's *my* name and then no one would know it's *me* that's missing!"

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Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🔭🗺️ @chrisforreal.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Wild choice for purple today. I wanted to try a reverse rainbow, and what ended up being purple is the one I thought was yellow. Overall, every category was much easier today than they have been the last few days.

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