Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would refer any/all to the ever incandescent Betty Gilpin: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...hollywoodreporter.comDear Tilly Norwood: Some Blunt Advice, Actress to “Actress,” From Betty GilpinThe Emmy-nominated actor and author pens an open letter to the AI avatar that's got Hollywood in a tizzy. 092
Reposted by Chris EigemanErika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Have to hand it to the writers of America! bringing it back around to a president chopping down a cherry tree in the conclusion. that is Anna Karenina level shit 227258
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026A drinky lawyer finally beats the bar's pinball machine. 2120
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It's probably not the worst - I know many who love it - but it was the 1st movie I walked out of. Waking into the theater I passed an Asteroids video game, sat down, movie started, about 15 min in I thought "This might not be for me, and I have quarters in my pocket". Xanadu 1980 1171
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Pretty sure this is Universal's early publicity seeding for DISCLOSURE DAY 0112
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Sleep when the baby sleeps. However if you’re trapped under a sleeping baby do not sleep. 050
Reposted by Chris EigemanMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Me: Okay, calm down and have a seat, People magazine. Now say it again, this time SLOWLY, because I don't think I heard you right. People magazine (takes deep breath): 17717125
Reposted by Chris EigemanJackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 23/03/2026someone check the ep files: www.aol.com/articles/cha... Webb founded Varsity Spirit in 1974 and was instrumental in shaping modern-day cheerleading competitions. Varsity Brands said “Jeff played a pivotal role in shaping cheerleading as it exists today” and - this feels like Pickleball‘s revengeaol.comCharlie Kirk Mentor Dies In Freak Pickleball AccidentJeff Webb, a man seen as a “mentor” to the late Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk, died Thursday at the age of 76 from a pickleball accident. Varsity Spirit, the cheerleading organization founded... 7223
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 26/02/2026For Jackie Gleason's Bday www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9LB...youtube.comRalph meets Art Carney, Norton meets GleasonYouTube video by jwbronco30 041
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026A now very rare congressional hearing that is filled with hope. 041
Reposted by Chris EigemanFarran Smith Nehme 🇱🇧 @selfstyledsiren.bsky.social · 23/01/2026My fellow New Yorkers, it's a snowstorm, not the siege of Stalingrad. Local butcher's case was practically empty; I literally got the last lamb they had save for two sad little rib chops. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...nytimes.comUpdate from Sara Hylton 13505
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026This is both enraging and terrifying. Also, beautifully reported.nytimes.comKash Patel’s FBI Is Making America Less Safe, Current and Former Employees Say (Gift Article)Forty-five current and former employees on the changes they say are undermining the agency and making America less safe. 050
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 23/12/2025In my day this was called "Lickin and Clickin". 1166
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 18/12/2025JFC! Can we just retire this stupid stupid expression.wsj.comOpinion | Rob Reiner and the Plight of the Nepo BabyChildren of privilege still have to prove themselves, as he did—and if they fail, it’s all the more painful. 070
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Don't know if this is good news or bad, but now in the Spotify year end wrap up it guesses your age. According to the app, my teenager is 73, my wife 70 and I'm 84. 3160
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 23/11/2025The last time trump addressed congress, and the Dems help up little signs w different messages, I found it both silly and toothless. But if the next time he addresses congress, and ALL the dems silently held little signs that said "Quiet Piggy", oh I think I would cheer. 0153
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 10/11/2025There's something so grotesque about this. "“I read it as a sign of physical submission to Donald Trump, a statement of fealty to him and the idea that the surface of a policy is the only thing that matters,” (from the Mother Jones linked article) 161
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Would have got them all but didn’t get 9 b/c didn’t get the part of Lloyd Dobler. #stillsore 4141
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 04/11/2025“I don’t know man. I’d put a bell in that coffin just to be sure .” 2263
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness. 1201
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I usually don’t but for this I fucking will. 2131
Reposted by Chris EigemanJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I don't know, I thought Hegseth's speech was rather inspiring. (Sometimes I do jokes for my 75 year-old followers.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdKy...youtube.comFoster Brooks Roasts Bob Hope Man of the HourYouTube video by John W Hardin 1112
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Wait, you're telling me now I'm not a Pisces?? Next you're going to say I'm not a Myers Brigs EMFT, or Autumn isn't my clothing pallet. 2151
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Driving w my Kid in the mid west, and saw an exit for Ashtabula (had no idea it was in OH) Kid put on "You're Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go" (my work is done) and we drove into town. Had a v good lunch and watched the Little League World Series (Aruba v. Taipei I think). 2250
Reposted by Chris EigemanRoxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 21/08/2025May James Dobson burn and rot below for all eternity. A cruel, venal man who caused grave harm with every breath he took. 703448368
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Oh. The company is "Astronomer". I thought he was an astronomer and in my brain I was like, yeah, I don't know, I don't think astronomers cheat. 120
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Here's what we did for long, twisty drives through the mountains. To figure milage, you got a big map, string, and thumb tacks and you pinned the string along the route and then measured its length against the map's scale and that's how many miles it was. I shit you not. 1100
Chris Eigeman @chriseigeman.bsky.social · 28/05/2025My grandmother's was "It's better to be 20 minutes late in this world than 20 years too early in the next". 1202
