chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Trump: "I just want you to find 11000 goals." 010
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Trump endorses Orban. Orban loses. ETTD. 😁😁😁 010
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Jeebus. Twitter is now an absolute cesspit of racism & white supremacism, with the owner happily spreading any anti-immigration bile that crosses his messed up feed. I guess Leon got exactly what he hoped for. No surprise the big advertisers fled the place. 111
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 14/09/2025The funniest part of all this is the absolute incompetence of Kash's FBI. #ETTD 030
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 05/09/20255 years on and Republicans are still bitching about the Covid vaccine. JFC, get a life. 030
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 07/05/2025 I had a flu shot today, so I guess by this time next week I'll be autistic? I wonder, will I end up great at maths maybe, or just turn into an awkward fuckwad like Elon??? Time will tell. 071
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Absolutely wild that some skank whore crack addict bitch can raise $300000(?) in one day after purposefully slurring a child then crying like she's now the victim??? Have a good long hard look at yourself, America. 010
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 10/02/2025"Gulf of America Day?" He's getting more embarrassing by the day. 121
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 08/02/2025To the MAGAts who think that Air Traffic Controllers are DEI hires, let's go one week without them... and see what happens. 053
Reposted by chrisdownunderchrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Blaming DEI on the tragic crash is probably the vilest thing I've ever heard that orange asshole utter from his slack jawed bloodless lipped cakehole. I can't describe how angry I am right now. 🤬🤬🤬 That man is an absolute C*nt. Rant over. RIP those who perished. 121
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Blaming DEI on the tragic crash is probably the vilest thing I've ever heard that orange asshole utter from his slack jawed bloodless lipped cakehole. I can't describe how angry I am right now. 🤬🤬🤬 That man is an absolute C*nt. Rant over. RIP those who perished. 121
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 31/01/2025And now, just like that, everybody on Twitter has morphed from being experts on the Constitution to experts on Helicopter flights and nighttime Military training practices. 000
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Whatever happened to that guy that accidentally, maybe even grudgingly, adopted the ginger kitten he found??? 010
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I hope Mr Newsom replies by telling him to go fuck himself. 050
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Hea-vy. 🤟🤟🤟youtube.comFinger Eleven - Drag You Down - Guitar Cover by Robert Uludag/Commander FordoYouTube video by RobertUludag_CommanderFordo 030
Reposted by chrisdownunderAndrea Love, PhD | Biomedical Scientist @drandrealove.bsky.social · 01/01/2025To close out 2024: Vaccines save millions of lives every year. Raw milk still isn’t safe. Podcasts aren’t fact-checked. Seed oils don’t cause cancer. Everything is chemicals. The dose makes the poison. Using the word “toxic” without context is a red flag of pseudoscience. 1/ 12731161
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I feel it's time for this meme yet again.😄 Happy Holidays everyone. 000
Reposted by chrisdownunderUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/12/2024the idea of being visited by aliens lost its appeal when i realized they’d likely just be some other planet’s asshole billionaires 381571430
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 14/12/2024When Dad wakes you up but dinner is still 3hrs away #caturday 090
Reposted by chrisdownunderJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 30/11/2024Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR 404195331518
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Time for a pic of the bike. Because why not? 171
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Over the weekend I did 3 hrs weeding and trimmed some trees back with the help of my chainsaw. Where should i submit my resume for Head of the National Park Service? 092
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 20/11/2024What's next? Oscar the grouch to head the Sanitation Dept??? 141
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Dr Oz to head Medicare and Medicaid? I'm an Aussie and even I know that's a f##king joke . The barrel has no bottom with this guy. 082
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 19/11/2024You don't realise how absolutely toxic Twitter is until you toggle back and forth between this and your eX. 031
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Siouxsie the Bengal. She's a bit of a nut job, but absolutely lovely as well. 😍 070
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 16/11/20242024: the year of "how the fuck did he win that?" 151
chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 16/11/2024All quiet down under. Waiting for the Paul/Tyson fight. 000