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chrisdownunder

@chrisdownunder.bsky.social
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Ducati rider. 46 fan. Full time cat butler (2 Bengals). 70s rock tragic/ introverted progressive. Live and let live.

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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump: "I just want you to find 11000 goals."
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump endorses Orban. Orban loses. ETTD. 😁😁😁
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Happy zombie Jeebus day, all. 😄
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Jeebus. Twitter is now an absolute cesspit of racism & white supremacism, with the owner happily spreading any anti-immigration bile that crosses his messed up feed. I guess Leon got exactly what he hoped for. No surprise the big advertisers fled the place.
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The funniest part of all this is the absolute incompetence of Kash's FBI. #ETTD
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
5 years on and Republicans are still bitching about the Covid vaccine. JFC, get a life.
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I had a flu shot today, so I guess by this time next week I'll be autistic? I wonder, will I end up great at maths maybe, or just turn into an awkward fuckwad like Elon??? Time will tell.
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Absolutely wild that some skank whore crack addict bitch can raise $300000(?) in one day after purposefully slurring a child then crying like she's now the victim??? Have a good long hard look at yourself, America.
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
It's that time of year again 😁
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"Gulf of America Day?" He's getting more embarrassing by the day.
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
To the MAGAts who think that Air Traffic Controllers are DEI hires, let's go one week without them... and see what happens.
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Blaming DEI on the tragic crash is probably the vilest thing I've ever heard that orange asshole utter from his slack jawed bloodless lipped cakehole. I can't describe how angry I am right now. 🤬🤬🤬 That man is an absolute C*nt. Rant over. RIP those who perished.
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Blaming DEI on the tragic crash is probably the vilest thing I've ever heard that orange asshole utter from his slack jawed bloodless lipped cakehole. I can't describe how angry I am right now. 🤬🤬🤬 That man is an absolute C*nt. Rant over. RIP those who perished.
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
And now, just like that, everybody on Twitter has morphed from being experts on the Constitution to experts on Helicopter flights and nighttime Military training practices.
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Whatever happened to that guy that accidentally, maybe even grudgingly, adopted the ginger kitten he found???
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I hope Mr Newsom replies by telling him to go fuck himself.
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Hea-vy. 🤟🤟🤟
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Finger Eleven - Drag You Down - Guitar Cover by Robert Uludag/Commander Fordo
YouTube video by RobertUludag_CommanderFordo
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Can confirm.
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
A few pics of Jess the Bengal. 😍
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Andrea Love, PhD | Biomedical Scientist @drandrealove.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
To close out 2024: Vaccines save millions of lives every year. Raw milk still isn’t safe. Podcasts aren’t fact-checked. Seed oils don’t cause cancer. Everything is chemicals. The dose makes the poison. Using the word “toxic” without context is a red flag of pseudoscience. 1/
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I feel it's time for this meme yet again.😄 Happy Holidays everyone.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
the idea of being visited by aliens lost its appeal when i realized they’d likely just be some other planet’s asshole billionaires
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
When Dad wakes you up but dinner is still 3hrs away #caturday
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Colour me surprised 😆😆
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Oh shit, we're screwed. They have tanks.
A black cat pokes his head up through the top of a toy tank made of cardboard
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 30/11/2024
Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Time for a pic of the bike. Because why not?
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Over the weekend I did 3 hrs weeding and trimmed some trees back with the help of my chainsaw. Where should i submit my resume for Head of the National Park Service?
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Jeebus. It's beginning.
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
#whiskerswednesday
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
What's next? Oscar the grouch to head the Sanitation Dept???
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Dr Oz to head Medicare and Medicaid? I'm an Aussie and even I know that's a f##king joke . The barrel has no bottom with this guy.
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
You don't realise how absolutely toxic Twitter is until you toggle back and forth between this and your eX.
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A blue sky photo.
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Siouxsie the Bengal. She's a bit of a nut job, but absolutely lovely as well. 😍
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
2024: the year of "how the fuck did he win that?"
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
All quiet down under. Waiting for the Paul/Tyson fight.
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chrisdownunder @chrisdownunder.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Just doing my bit for the cat algorithm 😁
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