Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Blimey, I've designed some half-decent stuff in my time... 010
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Man City should have got Bernard Tapie while they had the chance. 010
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I can highly recommend both of the 'De Gaulle' films. Great acting, particularly on the part of Simon Abkarian as the French leader. 011
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026@goonpod.bsky.social Hi Tyler! I’m a regular listener to Goon Pod and really enjoy it. I’ve done some research for a possible episode idea about The Goons' appearances on TV commercials, and have put together some notes about it. Is there an email address I could use to send it to you privately? 100
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I am frankly stunned by this recent development. 000
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026@sofpodcast.com Jarrod Bowen to Palace? I nearly drove my car off the road when I heard that... 110
Reposted by Chris OakleyTVARK @tvark.bsky.social · 18/08/202618 August 2001 The new FA Premier League season got under way. For the first time, ITV was presenting the highlights and had their own results service programme. Controversially, the highlights were shown at 7pm on Saturday night. This was a flop and they soon moved it to late night. 141
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026@chartmusictotp.bsky.social There's no denying, he looked like Kiki Dee with a beard. #RIPBillOddie 042
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 27/07/2026It was with some delight that I realised, all too late in life, that Bill Oddie sang the jingle 'What has a hazelnut in every bite?' for the Topic ads in the 1970s. Wonderful stuff. #rip 100
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026@chartmusictotp.bsky.social I've just realised what a bad month it's been for survivors of Brown Sauce's 'I Wanna Be A Winner.' First we lost Penelope Keith, now Kevin Keegan. By my reckoning, there's only Clare Francis, Willie Carson and Geoff Boycott left now... 060
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026It's important to leave behind some memories. #RIP #kevinkeegan 010
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Never mind, Argentina. You've got four years now to relearn the art of having a shot on target. #worldcup 000
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I'd quite like this World Cup Final to be over now. It's serving no-one any purpose anymore. #worldcup 100
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Spain have certainly mastered the art of shooting straight at the keeper in this match. #worldcup 000
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Oh dear. This is the bit where Argentina start playing football. #worldcup 000
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Is there anything more pointless in modern football than someone holding up a board indicating substitutions? In this final, there are video screens literally everywhere. #worldcup 000
Reposted by Chris OakleyDavid Stubbs @davidstubbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026If this game goes on like this for a further ten minutes I think they should abandon it and, on the strength of last night's game, award the World Cup to England. 2356
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Just walked back in the room to see what's going on in the Half Time Show. #worldcup 000
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The Half Time Show can go hang. I'm going to spend the time feeding my chickens and making a cup of coffee. #worldcup #priorities 000
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I'm so glad this World Cup has given us the chance to see Hollywood actors so often. It gives the players something to aspire to when they're rolling around on the pitch pretending to be fouled. #worldcup 010
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I'm going to be strangely disorientated when, from tomorrow, I won't get to see Infantino's smug face nine minutes after I switch my TV on. #worldcup 000
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026USA sure knows how to stink out a worldwide institution. #worldcup 010
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Gotta say how nice it is to see a World Cup Final played in sunshine. Doesn't happen too often. #worldcup 000
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A bit tiring, hearing so many 'experts' saying "Why couldn't England do that against Argentina?", as if the third-placed match is a semi-final. 000
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I think I prefer these rejected designs for the official logo and mascot of the 1978 World Cup. 020
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Nothing makes me laugh more than reading the comments of former England internationals, telling us how England could have won the game. Some light relief is just what we needed. #worldcup #england 000
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026England v Argentina. An exercise in using aggression and deception to enforce nationalistic superiority as an alternative to playing football. #worldcup 000
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Lamine Yamal, offside by the smallest of margins - a wagging finger. #worldcup 000
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026If only England could extend their lead. I know... #worldcup 000
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I think it's fair to say that the era of the obscure Golden Boot winner is over. Salento, Schillaci, your work is done. #worldcup 100
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026John Lennon wouldn't have scored that goal, but a Norwegian wood. #worldcup 020
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Norway's players seemed almost reluctant to celebrate their goal. Feels wrong somehow. #worldcup 000
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Been watching the match with severe internet lag. Got up in frustration to go for a pee, at which point England scored. Typical. 100
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I haven't seen much of the official mascots in this tournament. Were they arrested by ICE? #worldcup 000
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026After all that... a penalty was saved that shouldn't have been given anyway, that took five minutes to be given. #FRAMAR #WorldCup 000
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Tony Sanabria's miss from the spot in the Round of 32 match for Paraguay against Germany was the 100th penalty shoot-out miss in World Cup history. Cucho Hernández's miss for Colombia against Switzerland in the Round of 16 is already the 113th. #worldcup 000
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Farage. The man who puts the dic in contradiction. 020
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm going to propose a World Cup where each match is essentially a penalty shoot-out. It's what the world's crying out for. #worldcup 010
Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Can anyone tell me what's the point of assistant referees? They're so late to put their flag up that the ref may as well get a signal on their headset and have done with it. #worldcup 000
Reposted by Chris OakleyKitbliss @kitbliss.co.nz · 07/07/2026EVERY WORLD CUP KIT EVER WORN: Belgium (World Cup 1930). This kit was worn in two matches, against USA (13 Jul 1930) and Paraguay (20 Jul 1930). kitbliss.co.nz/every-world-cup-kit-ever-worn/1930-world-cup.html 011
Reposted by Chris OakleyAthena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Infantino isn’t fit to lead FIFA. And FIFA isn’t fit to govern football. Agree? Add your name to this mass complaint: rebootfifa.com/sign?source=...rebootfifa.comInfantino isn’t fit to lead FIFA. And FIFA isn’t fit to govern football. Agree? Add your name now >>Add your name to our mass complaint 47840