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Chris Oakley

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Brit in NZ. linktr.ee/chris_oakley or specifically Kitbliss.co.nz.

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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Blimey, I've designed some half-decent stuff in my time...
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City should have got Bernard Tapie while they had the chance.
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A sad end to my day. #RIP
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can highly recommend both of the 'De Gaulle' films. Great acting, particularly on the part of Simon Abkarian as the French leader.
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@goonpod.bsky.social Hi Tyler! I’m a regular listener to Goon Pod and really enjoy it. I’ve done some research for a possible episode idea about The Goons' appearances on TV commercials, and have put together some notes about it. Is there an email address I could use to send it to you privately?
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am frankly stunned by this recent development.
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@sofpodcast.com Jarrod Bowen to Palace? I nearly drove my car off the road when I heard that...
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TVARK @tvark.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
18 August 2001 The new FA Premier League season got under way. For the first time, ITV was presenting the highlights and had their own results service programme. Controversially, the highlights were shown at 7pm on Saturday night. This was a flop and they soon moved it to late night.
18 August 2001

The new FA Premier League season got under way.

For the first time, ITV was presenting the highlights and had their own results service programme.

Controversially, the highlights were shown at 7pm on Saturday night. This was a flop and they soon moved it to late night.18 August 2001

The new FA Premier League season got under way.

For the first time, ITV was presenting the highlights and had their own results service programme.

Controversially, the highlights were shown at 7pm on Saturday night. This was a flop and they soon moved it to late night.
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@chartmusictotp.bsky.social There's no denying, he looked like Kiki Dee with a beard. #RIPBillOddie
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It was with some delight that I realised, all too late in life, that Bill Oddie sang the jingle 'What has a hazelnut in every bite?' for the Topic ads in the 1970s. Wonderful stuff. #rip
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@chartmusictotp.bsky.social I've just realised what a bad month it's been for survivors of Brown Sauce's 'I Wanna Be A Winner.' First we lost Penelope Keith, now Kevin Keegan. By my reckoning, there's only Clare Francis, Willie Carson and Geoff Boycott left now...
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It's important to leave behind some memories. #RIP #kevinkeegan
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Never mind, Argentina. You've got four years now to relearn the art of having a shot on target. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
GOOD. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Gracias a Dios. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'd quite like this World Cup Final to be over now. It's serving no-one any purpose anymore. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina's gonna Argentina. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain have certainly mastered the art of shooting straight at the keeper in this match. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh dear. This is the bit where Argentina start playing football. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is there anything more pointless in modern football than someone holding up a board indicating substitutions? In this final, there are video screens literally everywhere. #worldcup
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David Stubbs @davidstubbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If this game goes on like this for a further ten minutes I think they should abandon it and, on the strength of last night's game, award the World Cup to England.
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Apropos of nothing... #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My teeth are starting to itch. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just walked back in the room to see what's going on in the Half Time Show. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Half Time Show can go hang. I'm going to spend the time feeding my chickens and making a cup of coffee. #worldcup #priorities
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm so glad this World Cup has given us the chance to see Hollywood actors so often. It gives the players something to aspire to when they're rolling around on the pitch pretending to be fouled. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm going to be strangely disorientated when, from tomorrow, I won't get to see Infantino's smug face nine minutes after I switch my TV on. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's no 'England v France', is it? #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
USA sure knows how to stink out a worldwide institution. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Gotta say how nice it is to see a World Cup Final played in sunshine. Doesn't happen too often. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A bit tiring, hearing so many 'experts' saying "Why couldn't England do that against Argentina?", as if the third-placed match is a semi-final.
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think I prefer these rejected designs for the official logo and mascot of the 1978 World Cup.
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Nothing makes me laugh more than reading the comments of former England internationals, telling us how England could have won the game. Some light relief is just what we needed. #worldcup #england
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England v Argentina. An exercise in using aggression and deception to enforce nationalistic superiority as an alternative to playing football. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Lamine Yamal, offside by the smallest of margins - a wagging finger. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If only England could extend their lead. I know... #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I think it's fair to say that the era of the obscure Golden Boot winner is over. Salento, Schillaci, your work is done. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
John Lennon wouldn't have scored that goal, but a Norwegian wood. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
HYDRATIØN BREAK. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Norway's players seemed almost reluctant to celebrate their goal. Feels wrong somehow. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Been watching the match with severe internet lag. Got up in frustration to go for a pee, at which point England scored. Typical.
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I haven't seen much of the official mascots in this tournament. Were they arrested by ICE? #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
After all that... a penalty was saved that shouldn't have been given anyway, that took five minutes to be given. #FRAMAR #WorldCup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Tony Sanabria's miss from the spot in the Round of 32 match for Paraguay against Germany was the 100th penalty shoot-out miss in World Cup history. Cucho Hernández's miss for Colombia against Switzerland in the Round of 16 is already the 113th. #worldcup
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ayowhose.bsky.social @ayowhose.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The jolly japester and perennial election candidate Count Binface depicted in the style of the famous Obama ‘Hope’ poster.
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Farage. The man who puts the dic in contradiction.
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm going to propose a World Cup where each match is essentially a penalty shoot-out. It's what the world's crying out for. #worldcup
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Chris Oakley @chrisdoakley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Can anyone tell me what's the point of assistant referees? They're so late to put their flag up that the ref may as well get a signal on their headset and have done with it. #worldcup
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Kitbliss @kitbliss.co.nz · 07/07/2026
EVERY WORLD CUP KIT EVER WORN: Belgium (World Cup 1930). This kit was worn in two matches, against USA (13 Jul 1930) and Paraguay (20 Jul 1930). kitbliss.co.nz/every-world-cup-kit-ever-worn/1930-world-cup.html
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Infantino isn’t fit to lead FIFA. 
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