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Chris Darby

@chrisdarby.bsky.social
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Accidental theatre producer (Fit Prince, Ride the Cyclone). Hates climate change. Energy nerd. Adhd & queer. Probably writing code or learning Eos. Used to run a startup. I have nothing to say to Sue Goggins. He/They

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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 10h
We love a malapropism! Let’s burn that bridge when we get to it
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great work bro! 👏
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Suzy Izzard just met my dog I don’t think I’ll ever recover
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
But in my better favour 🥰
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ok fine we can hang out
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Let’s hang out!
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Is anyone else stupid enough to be going to Edinburgh next month? 👀
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
100% agree why are we even still talking about this
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Soup is generally a non alcoholic drink tbf
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Thanks I hate it 🙃
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nb: another emf babe. Simon. Knower of things. Drinker of beers. Wearer of great shorts. Friend to all <3
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
How long til emf commune?
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Kep and all of com:LAAG made me feel so welcome at my first EMF. Shout out to nullsec and stage teams for being bae too <3
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I miss the field 💔 #emfcamp
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Tag urself I’m silver flightcase
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ok ok I may be wrong. But also maybe one is gay and one is European?
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Is trifle just gay tiramisu?
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
💔
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Whomst among us is going to EMF?
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Coined a new term today. If you’re dating a non-binary person you obviously can’t say “boy”friend or “girl”friend so how about a gender neutral term like “mortal”friend. It’s like the opposite of mortal enemy.
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Day 2 of using a plunge saw and I still have all my fingers 🤞
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
💔
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Omg this is a huge day for me too
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
But then the handle is up in the sky and it just catches all the rain :(
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Toxic top is when he refuses to wear Versace
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#UntrueDiana & Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella @awkwardprods.co.uk · 07/06/2026
😍 @pinknews.bsky.social lists Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella is a "must-see LGBTQ+ act" this #edfringe 💖 So excited for fringe and to see so many wonderful queer shows going up 🔥 The show is playing Edinburgh 5-30th August, and previews in London 23-25th July. 🎟in bio
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
👀
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Fr fr
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Holy shit one of my besties is making their west end debut 👏
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hey what’s everyone doing next weekend shall we go to a field in Sussex?
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
When’s the after party? Did I miss it?
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Maybe I should do production management like as a job
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Girl, you have no fuckin idea
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
What about entire walls that are whiteboards?
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Are you Josh Gad or Andrew Rannells though?
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
2 x 2 we’re going door-to-door because God loves Mormons and he wants some more
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Hello, my name is elder price, and I would like to share with you the most amazing book
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Arthur Webber 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Did you know that instead of watching the new Harry Potter adaptation and giving money to an anti-trans billionaire, you could buy a children’s book with a trans boy main character and support a trans writer who is not a billionaire (me)?
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Dear Shabana, Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.
Dear Shabana,
I notice today that you referred to me in your speech on immigration at the IPPR think tank.
You said: “A party leader should not be on the beaches of France encouraging people to
make a perilous crossing on small boats.”
I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised especially after the hateful Labour campaign in Gorton
and Denton, but this is just the latest in a string of lies peddled by a discredited Government
who intentionally fan the flames of racism and division.
When I went to Calais, I was not there to encourage people to travel to the UK. I was there
to see at first hand the suffering your Government and successive Governments have done
in demonising migrants in a pathetic bid to pander to the base instincts of Reform and the
flawed strategy of Morgan McSweeney.
As you will know, if you even bothered to research my visit instead of taking Reform talking
points, I was there to witness the brutality of families living in tents in freezing temperatures. I
filled water tanks and picked up litter.
What that visit did do is confirm my belief that if we are to smash the boat gangs and stop
the boats, we need to offer safer and managed routes for migrants to come to this country.
Showing compassion as a politician is not a crime. In fact, we need to see much more of it.
It reminded me of a young MP who in October 2015 spent three days in Lesbos helping
migrants fleeing war-torn Syria. She posted videos on X, talked about handing out water and
croissants to refugees and food parcels.
When she returned to the UK, she wrote a very moving piece in the New Statesman. She
said “we have to work with our European partners and create new, safe, and legal routes for
refugees to get to Europe. We cannot abandon them to their fate, left as prey for smugglers
whilst risking death on the seas.”
She said “maybe we can make ourselves feel better by saying no-one is making them get on
the boats. And again, the Home Secretary is not entirely wrong when …
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/02/2026
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Exactly what a Leo / Side / Dom / ENFJ would say
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Arthur Webber 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I do actually agree with the political commentators that you can’t extrapolate today’s result and assume that the greens will do well in the next general election, which is why we all need to get behind them and make damn sure the worst politicians lose their seats
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
🤣
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
bsky.app/profile/slut... 👀
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
They… do?
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Idk how you made a breakfast buffet sound so h*rny but well done
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I will always ask for oat milk,, I am beyond control and censorship. Big Udder has a lot to answer for and I will NOT BE PUT IN A CARTON.
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Hard agree. I used to hate “Chris” as a child, so whenever I’m introduced by email then in person, I will always ask “do you prefer William or something else?”, and often find that no, they don’t like “Will” despite half the office using that
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Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The second one works better
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