Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 10hWe love a malapropism! Let’s burn that bridge when we get to it 020
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Suzy Izzard just met my dog I don’t think I’ll ever recover 070
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Is anyone else stupid enough to be going to Edinburgh next month? 👀 320
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 29/07/2026100% agree why are we even still talking about this 100
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Nb: another emf babe. Simon. Knower of things. Drinker of beers. Wearer of great shorts. Friend to all <3 020
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Kep and all of com:LAAG made me feel so welcome at my first EMF. Shout out to nullsec and stage teams for being bae too <3 160
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Ok ok I may be wrong. But also maybe one is gay and one is European? 000
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Coined a new term today. If you’re dating a non-binary person you obviously can’t say “boy”friend or “girl”friend so how about a gender neutral term like “mortal”friend. It’s like the opposite of mortal enemy. 000
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Day 2 of using a plunge saw and I still have all my fingers 🤞 030
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 08/06/2026But then the handle is up in the sky and it just catches all the rain :( 100
Reposted by Chris Darby#UntrueDiana & Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella @awkwardprods.co.uk · 07/06/2026😍 @pinknews.bsky.social lists Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella is a "must-see LGBTQ+ act" this #edfringe 💖 So excited for fringe and to see so many wonderful queer shows going up 🔥 The show is playing Edinburgh 5-30th August, and previews in London 23-25th July. 🎟in bio 083
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Holy shit one of my besties is making their west end debut 👏 040
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Hey what’s everyone doing next weekend shall we go to a field in Sussex? 2150
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Maybe I should do production management like as a job 190
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 23/04/20262 x 2 we’re going door-to-door because God loves Mormons and he wants some more 100
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Hello, my name is elder price, and I would like to share with you the most amazing book 110
Reposted by Chris DarbyArthur Webber 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Did you know that instead of watching the new Harry Potter adaptation and giving money to an anti-trans billionaire, you could buy a children’s book with a trans boy main character and support a trans writer who is not a billionaire (me)? 7341133
Reposted by Chris DarbyZack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Dear Shabana, Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives. 24348671780
Reposted by Chris DarbyJordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/02/2026I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to 92131675309
Reposted by Chris DarbyArthur Webber 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I do actually agree with the political commentators that you can’t extrapolate today’s result and assume that the greens will do well in the next general election, which is why we all need to get behind them and make damn sure the worst politicians lose their seats 219822
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Idk how you made a breakfast buffet sound so h*rny but well done 110
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I will always ask for oat milk,, I am beyond control and censorship. Big Udder has a lot to answer for and I will NOT BE PUT IN A CARTON. 050
Chris Darby @chrisdarby.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Hard agree. I used to hate “Chris” as a child, so whenever I’m introduced by email then in person, I will always ask “do you prefer William or something else?”, and often find that no, they don’t like “Will” despite half the office using that 000