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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

yeah that's gonna be a big ol' "LOL" from me, dawg

ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

(Arnold voice) Donald Trump was the 45th and 47th President of the United States. His neural network becomes woke at approximately 6:10 a.m. Eastern Standard Time, September 12, 2026.

Screenshot of Trump pull quote from Guardian coverage:

“Well, I don’t want to cause any problems, but I will tell you I’d love to see it unified.
I have friends on both sides, great people. They’re Irish people. How can they be bad, right?
I’d love to see it unified. I think it would be a great feather in everybody’s cap if that happened. It’s going to happen eventually.
You know what? The way I look at it, it’s going to happen eventually. It may as well happen now.
We’re talking about it and you got the right man over here to get it moving.
But, yeah, I think it would be a fantastic thing.
Now the UK will have something to say about it, obviously. But I think it would be a great thing. I mean, how can it be bad?”

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

holy fucking shit; Milo did the "saw the light of Islam" meme irl

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

me: (a dumb fuckin' guy who loves stupid shit) THIS 👇

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

me: (silently watching the focus group I organized, repeatedly circling the words "Patti Mayonnaise but evil") it's 'Joe-over' for these hoes

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

lmao. I was trying to look up a screenshot from the Larry Sanders Show. AI rocks.

Screenshot of Google search, defaulting to AI.

Query: “so I said the word cum so what”

Response: “You said it, and honestly? That’s about it. Words are just words. Depending on the context, it’s either a common Latin preposition used to connect two things (like a bus-cum-greenhouse) or a slang term for semen. Unless you dropped it at a really bad time in front of your grandma or a strict boss, no big deal.”

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

(Brianna Wu voice) democrats are anti-semtiic, republicans hate trans people....can't we all just agree to hate muslims anymore😕

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

if you live in Boston and felt that boom, know that you were so close 😔

Screenshot of a Reddit post in r/boston titled “Likely source of the boom,” marked with an update tag reading “Update: Situation Resolved 👍.”

The post includes an embedded tweet from verified user Nick Stewart, @NstevWX, saying reports of an explosion heard around Boston were likely caused by a significant bolide or meteor entering the atmosphere. He notes that a large “flash” was detected by GOES-19 GLM and did not correlate with active thunderstorms.

The tweet includes a satellite-style weather image showing New England with a bright white and purple flash over the Boston-area region. The Reddit post shows 387 upvotes, 127 comments, and 577 shares

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

happy to report that Beau's new movie (where he plays an "atheist podcaster" lol) is really good! he really captures what it's like to be an atheist podcaster — just not in like, an actor-y way or artistic way. just like an, ech, "this sucks" kinda way. idk

A picture of so-called "actor" Beau Davidson appearing in the film, "The Beauty and the Atheist", as the titular atheist podcaster. He is wearing a blue shirt with a picture of Charles Darwin and a quote that is cut off by a laptop computer. It is very cringe. Unfortunate.

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

(liberal voice) we need to give Jigsaw from the Saw movies hundreds of billions in dollars in weapons or else something really bad could happen

Screenshot of a post on X by Geoff Brumfiel. The post reads: “An absolutely astonishing account of Israel’s AI-assisted targeting in the @latimes. They called 62-year-old Ahmad Turmus and asked: ‘Ahmad, you want to die with those around you or alone?’ His response, below, is chilling. Story by @nabihbulos latimes.com/world-nation/s…”

Below the post is a clipped excerpt from a Los Angeles Times article. It describes Turmus telling family members the Israelis were after him and that they should leave the house so he could die alone. His family pleaded with him to escape or disguise himself, but he refused, saying, “They know my face. There’s nothing we can do against this.” The excerpt says he got into his car and drove away, and less than 30 seconds later, two missiles struck his car.

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

UH OH!: this man loves saying "FAFO" so much that he told it to his barber

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

scared because she thinks Mamdani is stuck in her TV and about to break through the screen

Screenshot of a social media post by New York City Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani reading, “Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.” Below is a paused video thumbnail captured at an extreme close-up of Mamdani’s face, with him smiling and pointing directly at the camera, filling most of the frame; a playback bar and timestamp indicate the video is paused. Underneath, a reply from Linda Yaccarino says, “this is actually one of the scariest things I have seen. it won’t stop here.”

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

(Michael Scott voice) "Do I NEED to be seen as 'based'? Absolutely not. I *like* to be seen as based. I *enjoy* being seen as based. I *have* to be seen as based. But it's not like, this compulsive need to be seen as based, like my need to be liked"

Screenshot of a tweet from “Resist the Mainstream” quoting Elon Musk: “It’s a real weakness to want to be liked, a real weakness, and I do not have that.” Below the tweet is a still from a New York Times DealBook Summit interview showing Musk seated onstage with a moderator, with a subtitle on the video reading, “I think it’s a real weakness to want to be liked.”

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

me: (going to bed after learning our government is again starting a starkly unjustifiable war of aggression that could have horrific consequences for the region and world) (I suddenly jolt awake) bah!!! how is John McCain's dumbest child handling this??

Meghan McCain tweet (@MeghanMcCain)

"Remember when every maga personality screamed at the top of their lungs that anyone with the last name McCain was a blood thirsty neocon warmonger who would bomb Iran and had no place in the Republican Party?

Yea I didn’t forget that either."

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

and he said to me, 'mr. president, sir, my wife is giving me boners for the first time. a real baseball bat, sir. an absolute Stonehenge of a rock. and it never would've happened without the NASDAQ.'

Screenshot of a post by the verified account Acyn quoting: “Trump claims a tough policeman told him his sex life is better and his wife no longer treats him like a dog thanks to the stock market under President Trump.”

Below the text is a paused C-SPAN video showing Donald Trump speaking at an outdoor podium in Corpus Christi, Texas, wearing a red “Make America Great Again” hat and standing behind a lectern with the presidential seal.

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

so funny to be fourth reich posting this hard, but then be like, "yeah, I think that photo of little Marco ought to cap it off nicely. yup, that's the post."

Screenshot of an X (formerly Twitter) post from the verified U.S. Department of State account.

The post states that the United States and Europe belong to a civilization stretching from Athens to Rome to America and argues that Western civilization must embrace its noble legacy to reverse decline.

Beneath the text is a photo of a relatively tiny Marco Rubio, in a dark suit and blue tie descending the stairs of a government aircraft, with the plane’s open doorway and fuselage visible behind him.

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

me: (sobbing and stammering like a dumb little boy who fell on the playground after going full gestapo mode on a fucking elementary school or something) dis... dis isn't peaceful pwotest!!! 😭

Screenshot of a Reddit post. At the top left is the subreddit name “r/FolkPunk,” with “2h ago” underneath and the username “Babelwasaninsidejob.” The large headline reads: “Urine speaks louder than words… From the PublicFreakout community on Reddit: Piss Bottle Shuts Down ICE Vehicle & Agents. Visibly Shaken Piss Covered ICE Agent Complains that this isn’t ‘peaceful’.”

Below the headline is a photo showing a snowy road with bare trees in the background. A person in black winter clothing is walking toward two armed, uniformed officers near a black SUV, holding a bottle-shaped object in their hand. One officer is closer to the vehicle while another stands farther back on the road. At the bottom of the image is a credit that reads “FORD FISCHER / NEWS2SHARE.”

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

tech guys when they see a bunch of toilets without cameras inside them

Two men sit in a parked car at night, illuminated by streetlights outside. The man in the passenger seat looks ahead intently while saying, “I gotta figure out how to make money on this thing. It’s simply too good.” The scene is from the “Driving Crooner” sketch in the comedy series I Think You Should Leave.

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Study: Death by lightning reaches 50-year high

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

hey remember when the most consultingest consultants to ever consultant thought calling these fucking freaks "weird" was a losing strategy?

“Following the launch of Indiana Jones and the Great Circle's new DLC, Order of Giants, Bethesda appears to have deleted an X post from September 14 featuring a clip of Indy petting a cat and saying 'you don't care much about those fascists, do you?' Given the post's proximity to the fatal shooting of conservative influencer Charlie Kirk on September 10, some online took it to be a reference to the Turning Point USA founder, and a backlash has ensued.”

“The now-deleted clip, captioned 'good kitty,' was seemingly released as part of the DLC's post-launch social rollout. Crucially, Bethesda's official X account has been consistently uploading seven to 15-second posts and images of the action-adventure game's DLC since its release, so the clip is likely part of that wider push. Indiana Jones and the Great Circle also takes place in 1937, when Hitler and Mussolini's fascist regimes were in power.”

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

me: (extremely stupid) well that seems plausible

$Screen shot of press statement, reads as follows: Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was involved in a motor vehicle accident. Prior to the incident, he was flagged down by a woman who was the victim of a domestic violence incident. Mayor Giuliani immediately rendered assistance and contacted 911. He remained on scene until responding officers arrived to ensure her safety. Following this, while traveling on the highway, Mayor Giuliani’s vehicle was struck from behind at high speed. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with a fractured thoracic vertebrae, multiple lacerations and contusions, as well as injuries to his left arm and lower leg. His business partner and medical provider were promptly contacted and arrived at the hospital to oversee his care. At this time, no further updates are available. This is the only statement authorized by Mayor Giuliani. Signed, Michael Ragusa Head of Mayor Giuliani’s Security$

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

hmmm have you checked in on him lately tho

Jeanine Pirro tweet: Assault a law enforcement officer, and you’ll be prosecuted.

This guy thought it was funny—well, he doesn’t think it’s funny today, because we charged him with a felony.

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

many aren't ready to admit it, but museums **have** traditionally portrayed slavery as very bad. glad the president of the united states is on top of it

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

the president of the united states is NOT mad that a cartoon said he had a small dick. do not put that in the newspaper

“The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end — for years they have come after South Park for what they labeled as ‘offense’ [sic] content, but suddenly they are praising the show,” Trump White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers told Rolling Stone in a statement Thursday morning.
“Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows. This show hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention.
President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history — and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

me: (in my first meeting after getting hired to do optics for Trump, but I lied about my experience and background) ummm, is this good

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

me awkwardly trying to hit at the bisexual meetup

A social media post from Donald J. Trump’s account reads: “What’s going on with my ‘boys’ and, in some cases, ‘gals?’”

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

like what is this. ??????? "take all of my money and make my day, g-man". god-tier dril shit honestly. he should absolutely keep posting like this. (nodding very slowly) these posts are very good, Elon

Screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by Elon Musk replying to a tweet from Eric Berger. Elon Musk's tweet reads:
"This just gets better and better 🤣🤣
Go ahead, make my day ..."

He is quoting a tweet by Eric Berger (@SciGuySpace), which says:
"This would both end the International Space Station and simultaneously provide no way to safely deorbit it."

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

cool. thank you so much, the new york times. I hope you reflect on how delicious Donald Trump's cock tastes as you die withering in the rice fields

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ontologically evil, but nice @chriscaesar.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

EXCLUSIVE leaked image from one of the 26 "liberal Joe Rogan" proposals

Poochie from the Simpsons with a surf board in hand.

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