Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 7hPlease don’t tell me Pats gave up Boutte for a sixth to pay more for MHJ 000
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I believe the city of Cleveland is the metaphorical boulder here 120
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Was bummed this movie got cancelled after “Steel” was a flop. 010
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Don’t know you personally but definitely would lie about it if you asked 010
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comSaturday Night Live: Colon Blow Cereal SketchAlt: Saturday Night Live: Colon Blow Cereal Sketch 020
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comKool-Aid Man: Ohhh Yeahh!Alt: Kool-Aid Man: Ohhh Yeahh! 000
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don’t really understand what this movie has to do with Matchbox cars tbh 000
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We talk about how my beagle is MAGA all the time. Can confirm 000
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Tell me you’ve never had baconator cheezits wirhout telling me you’ve never had baconator cheezits 000
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the Lord’s work. Lots of Pats fan in-fighting in the group chats and I’ve been dying on the “McDaniels sucks and thinks it’s 2001 still” hill 020
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can’t wait for the YouTube series where Ben Johnson is “Let Me Solo Her” 001
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Didn’t even notice that. This video will be dissected more than Tomlin has been dissecting film the past 10 years. 012
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If Tomlin won this many NFL games while doing this, can’t imagine how many interior design super bowls he left on the table 011
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is a huge W for Kyler Murray COD narrative 000
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Apparently Dino is saying episode two is a banger compared to this 010
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My wife scoffed at what I wanted to watch and now she’s equally dialed in 110
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is a huge positive for Tomlin and a huge negative for Rodgers 011
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s just Tomlin playing Minecraft, that feels extreme 010
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/20265.6k in the waiting room. Put the kids down early for this 030
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026🎶 Drinkin Jack all by myself, Bluesky’s for sportsball I can tell 🎶 030
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026McVay challenging the robots. More people need to be taking a stand like this 000
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@lukeknox.me @bandit.football this actually worked extremely well 1182
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026No one buys them because it’s an insane model 000
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026We have a couple that makes tonics and it’s “pay what you want”. This is them. 100
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sayin didn’t even tie his shoe knowing it was a draw, all the way up my big board 000
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Not a tape guy, but just kinda feels like Sayin/Manning should be 1/2 in this draft and Dante Moore is gonna be late first? 110
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Watching White Chicks. More offensive than I remember (I remember it being very offensive) 000
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026How about they play during prime time IN Australia and east coast dads can watch at 11 am 100
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Tonges probably tore something about 30 seconds after this post 000
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Michael Irvin - “you get sick of looking at your own guys by the end of preseason” Also Michael Irvin: cc: @dannyheifetz.bsky.social 000
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026FanDuel just straight up advertising to hefty dads now, we aren’t even pretending it’s only hot people betting anymore. 000
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This would be YouTube tv sports + redzone, like $70 a month through football season. If you don’t do sports you have to upgrade to 4K most times 000
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I prefer watching my home team (only works if you’re in local market) and red zone but to each their own. Way cheaper and unless tv is like 60” plus the multi-box kinda sucks. 100
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Enough is enough, Brad. My team can’t take anymore 000
Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“The baconator cheezits have instilled a lot of faith here”. Amen brother 040