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Chris Burnham

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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 7h
Please don’t tell me Pats gave up Boutte for a sixth to pay more for MHJ
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What’s ur venmo will send
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I believe the city of Cleveland is the metaphorical boulder here
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Was bummed this movie got cancelled after “Steel” was a flop.
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don’t know you personally but definitely would lie about it if you asked
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Saturday Night Live: Colon Blow Cereal Sketch
Alt: Saturday Night Live: Colon Blow Cereal Sketch
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Kool-Aid Man: Ohhh Yeahh!
Alt: Kool-Aid Man: Ohhh Yeahh!
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t really understand what this movie has to do with Matchbox cars tbh
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This has rocked me to “The Core”
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We talk about how my beagle is MAGA all the time. Can confirm
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tell me you’ve never had baconator cheezits wirhout telling me you’ve never had baconator cheezits
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For either team would be good
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dad strength
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Admire your integrity, Raffi
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the Lord’s work. Lots of Pats fan in-fighting in the group chats and I’ve been dying on the “McDaniels sucks and thinks it’s 2001 still” hill
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can’t wait for the YouTube series where Ben Johnson is “Let Me Solo Her”
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Didn’t even notice that. This video will be dissected more than Tomlin has been dissecting film the past 10 years.
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Tomlin won this many NFL games while doing this, can’t imagine how many interior design super bowls he left on the table
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a huge W for Kyler Murray COD narrative
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apparently Dino is saying episode two is a banger compared to this
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My wife scoffed at what I wanted to watch and now she’s equally dialed in
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a huge positive for Tomlin and a huge negative for Rodgers
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin. Big glass ceiling guy
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I pity anyone not watching this right now.
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s just Tomlin playing Minecraft, that feels extreme
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
5.6k in the waiting room. Put the kids down early for this
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎶 Drinkin Jack all by myself, Bluesky’s for sportsball I can tell 🎶
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
McVay challenging the robots. More people need to be taking a stand like this
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@lukeknox.me @bandit.football this actually worked extremely well
Two posts describing an image of John Harbaugh looking at the post above him
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did it have anything to do with air yards
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Be bad for Trinidad
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No one buys them because it’s an insane model
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We have a couple that makes tonics and it’s “pay what you want”. This is them.
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sayin didn’t even tie his shoe knowing it was a draw, all the way up my big board
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not a tape guy, but just kinda feels like Sayin/Manning should be 1/2 in this draft and Dante Moore is gonna be late first?
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watching White Chicks. More offensive than I remember (I remember it being very offensive)
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How about they play during prime time IN Australia and east coast dads can watch at 11 am
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tonges probably tore something about 30 seconds after this post
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sent him to another civilization
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Michael Irvin - “you get sick of looking at your own guys by the end of preseason” Also Michael Irvin: cc: @dannyheifetz.bsky.social
Description of Michael Irvin stabbing a teammate with scissors.
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
INXS getting hosed here. All AC/DC
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
FanDuel just straight up advertising to hefty dads now, we aren’t even pretending it’s only hot people betting anymore.
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Down under”
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Let the big man play!
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This would be YouTube tv sports + redzone, like $70 a month through football season. If you don’t do sports you have to upgrade to 4K most times
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I prefer watching my home team (only works if you’re in local market) and red zone but to each their own. Way cheaper and unless tv is like 60” plus the multi-box kinda sucks.
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Enough is enough, Brad. My team can’t take anymore
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Metroid let’s goooooooo
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“The baconator cheezits have instilled a lot of faith here”. Amen brother
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Chris Burnham @chrisburnham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m holding out for Dampe’s gravedigging
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