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Chris A Tye

@chrisatyeart.co.uk
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Artist, art historian, lover of 80’s music. #588,575 linktr.ee/chrisatyeart follow.art/card/chris-tye www.chrisatyeart.co.uk

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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 02/10/2026
Watching the Northern Ireland game, and it seems Westlife are presenting it. Waiting for the inevitable key change. #football
4 fpotball presenters sat on stools.
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 30/09/2026
The hotel we’re currently staying in has a Samsung TV, and I just discovered a Samsung-only digital channel that is nothing but a crackling log fire. It’s the best thing I’ve seen on TV in ages. Much better (and more informative) than GB News, I’m sure.
TV with log fire playing on it
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Waterhead in the Lake District.
Boats moored in Lake Windermere. It’s nighttime and the camera has turned the sky blue!
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 25/09/2026
‘The Jetsons lied to us’ - image of robot painting at an easel whilst human hoovers
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 30/08/2026
Also in the UK - it puts the wrong name in brackets. Does the same for the Gulf of Mexico too.
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 09/08/2026
Remove those earphones - you're blocking out the music of humanity The music of humanity........
Su Pollard - Starting Together
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 09/08/2026
Plymouth got Will Evans for a bargain price there. £400? Wow. 😬🤣
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 06/08/2026
May I nominate this: CUVVAAAAAAAAAAAA *covers ears*
Annoying screaming little purple bird thing from the ads for CUVVA car insurance
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 06/08/2026
This was what I bought my sister for Christmas last year :-D
ainsley harriott cardboard cutout
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 04/08/2026
I just saw this on the BBC website, which I would suggest is the root of the problem. But yeah-everyone loves a dress-up day, Kemi 🫤
482 - The net number of prison places added during the last Conservative governments between 2010 and 2024 according to Ministry of Justice figures
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 02/08/2026
Had one of these, in this colour. Can't find a picture of my original, but it was 800 quid and I overpaid by about £700. Never broke down, but I replaced most of the parts in the 12 months I owned it.
A crappy orange Nissan Micra. Nickedfrom a website, so it's got a 'Men and Motors' logoon the image,which looks shite. But not as shite as the car.
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 30/07/2026
I did a 15-mile walk today. I can't feel my legs anymore, and my right ankle feels like somebody is stabbing it with knives. And I saw some grumpy cows.
Cows behind a gate, in a field, looking as grumpy as fuck.
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 27/07/2026
Nice mailmerge work, RIAS :-/
email says: 'Hello {$title~} {$surname~}, All the information you need in one place' - it's a mailnerge failure
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 27/07/2026
BA-NA-NA. RIP, Bill.
Bill Oddie on the Saturday Banana. Picture from TV Ark.
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 18/07/2026
Mum has a signed photo :-D
Sooty autograph!
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 18/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Sooty and Sweep. Nicked the image from the Sun, which makes me feel a bit dirty but sod 'em - they nick loads of photos
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 17/07/2026
There’s only one frog welcome in our house…
Robin the Frog sitting halfway down the stairs
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 15/07/2026
GORDONNNNN!!! #ENGARG
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 15/07/2026
Thanks
Tom hitting another cat with a frying pan, and a ref indicating it's all OK
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 12/07/2026
Dr Phone, Dr Phone, calling Dr Phone, Dr Phone, Dr Phone, get up now (WAKE UP NOW) Aqua(thanks for the earworm :-D )
Aqua, Danish band who had a hit with 'Doctor Jones'
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Chris A Tye @chrisatyeart.co.uk · 10/07/2026
🚨BUNGLE UNMASKED🚨 If you've been laughing along with Bungle from Rainbow, I've discovered that he's actually Stanley Bates. It's classic woke-lefty sneering at us all, trying to stop the establishment from having the upper hand. Shame on you, ITV.
Bungle Bear from Rainbow - image from rainbowtv.fandom.comStanley bates, Actor - image from rainbowtv.fandom.com
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