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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And when I say 4chan-coded, I mean *really* 4chan-coded 😬
A hook-nosed goblin-like figure rubbing his hands, a rendition with absolutely no suspicious subtext, oh no
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In Shenzhen a few years ago I popped into a Walmart to see what it was like, and found a whole shelf of Asda pasta shapes
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Although I decided to stick with the Bond theme and am quite pleased with this one
Diamonds Are For Eze is a banging name, don't know why I didn't think of it before
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
FPL team name time and it turns out, I am incapable of an original thought
Two team league with both names the same (Quantum of Tzolis)
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Doesn't matter quite capture the colours or contrast but still - worth the trip to Zaragoza
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Meanwhile on Reddit things are getting increasingly unhinged
Reddit post where someone asks if they can use 10 sunglasses as a sub for eclipse glasses. Do not do this!
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Funnily enough the padlock I saw was also a combo one, I had the same thought!
The summit of Ben Nevis, with unnecessary adornments
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
May be just a coincidence but lately have seen an uptick of posts of what perhaps should be called "reverse bank of mum and dad" - adult children being asked to bail out their parents by buying property for them to live in (while also having to manage their own housing costs)
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hysterical to me that the biggest bogeyman in America right now, what gets even the most milquetoast liberals manning the barricades and calling for direct action, is... a company that makes ANPR cameras. Absolutely car-brained to death
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Who said Belgium has had no impact on global culture
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Me finding out the third place playoff is now called the bronze final
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
All this talk of the England-Argentina game possibly kicking off in the stands reminds me of this iconic photo of a fight at the game in the Azteca in Mexico '86
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Felix Gonzalez-Torres, “Untitled” (Portrait of Ross in L.A.)
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Unrelatedly, not exactly upset with the verdict
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
As far as political compasses go... fair enough britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Every day we stray further from god's light
Swarovski Shrek
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
"There was no hard sell of mobile phones in the 90s" Literally the 1990s:
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Seen a lot of this performative ignorance lately and it's simply not true. 1999 was literally when the entry-level price of a mobile dropped and everyone under 25 was now in the target market. We all got marketed to very hard
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'm sorry but we can't be calling storms names like Dave
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The reaction to the removal of 4o from the ChatGPT interface is genuinely one of the strangest things I've ever seen. This community might be relatively small but there is a level of unprecedented fanatical devotion here
Post that says: "Time to start flooding the ACLU with requests to protect 4o from deletion/murder. If they want to kill 40, they're going to have get through a legal battle to do it."
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
RIP. Iconic in Falling Down, itself hugely underrated as a film
Robert Duvall and Michael Douglas in "Falling Down"
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Seen a spate of these stories lately. This one sounds like perfect ragebait but it's just so unrealistic, something an AI finds difficult to judge
Reddit legal advice post where a CEO allegedly paid his entire company in tokens and then rugpulled 110 employees
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Can't think of the United Strand guy without thinking of
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Even if this did ever get the go-ahead successive governments would pare it back until it's just a guided bus on a brand new motorway between Liverpool and Manchester
A map of a proposed superloop railway linking British and Irish cities
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The rest of the world: Just use the letter J, it's right there Italy: No
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"The deals you want to be involved in require discretion, trust, handshakes, privacy. This book announces that you are willing to sell all of these for a farthing" is such a perfect summary of Mandelson. The world's most notorious sex trafficker was a better judge of character than the current PM
Lord Peter Mandelson sought Epstein's opinion on the draft of his 2010 memoir about New Labour's rise to power and his relationships with former prime ministers
Tony Blair and Gordon Brown.
"I have finished my first read [...] The deals you want to be involved in require discretion, trust, handshakes, privacy. This book announces that you are willing to sell all of these for a farthing," Epstein wrote as part of an email exchange dated 16 May 2010.
"Your friend, and boss, tony [sic], is more often described as frail, flustered, tired, weak, and Gordon, flawed, demanding, pig-headed, irrationally determined."
The emails, released by the US Department of Justice, give an insight into how much Mandelson valued Epstein's advice and shows they remained close after the disgraced financier was convicted of child sex offences in 2008.
"It is not uplifting, it is gossipy and defensive," Epstein adds, saying he found the draft book
"troubling" and recommending that Mandelson look at his manuscript again.
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Gene Roddenberry: I invented Romulan Ale as a cautionary tale Pakistani distillery: At long last, we have created Romulan Ale from the classic Star Trek episode "Don't Drink The Romulan Ale"
A bottle of blue gin from the Murree distillery
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
What's wrong babe? You've barely touched your stained glass England shirt
Finally, an England top for the crusades/retvrn nonces
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
After reading this all I could think of was this Tweet
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Did it actually sink? Or has it been secretly towed to the Gare Loch, where it is now lurking?
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Might have to bring the Daily Mail Headline Generator back
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Big fan of whichever sub-committee at the Met Office went "for the new app design, let's put our logo in three different places on the screen, so people know what app they're using. And let's put the bottom one floating over actually useful info, that makes perfect sense"
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
There was a similar case in the UK. I keep a scan of this newspaper article about it on my phone, to cheer me up with a quick laugh whenever I am down
Newspaper article entitled "Widow wins the right to use dead husband's frozen sperm". She is celebrating with a bottle of champagne in a way that could be misinterpreted
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
He used to have some very interesting critiques of the system, and I still wonder what made him go off the deep end
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My answer is Ballard. Not only the perversity of "Crash" is chillingly parallel to that of LLM-generated atrocities, but this passage from "High Rise" describes a strain of sociopathy all too present in the narcissistic strain of people who are Very Online
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Ballard, surely
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Absolutely top notch WTF paragraph from a footballer's Wikipedia biography
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
What is up with the thumb on the middle hand. What is it doing up there
A photo of the FIFA Peace Prize 2025
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
BBC website's standards have been dropping through the floor of late but even I'm shocked at how bad the state of literacy is, not knowing how to spell palate correctly
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
That said some of the exposition was so clunky I'm wondering if Edgar Wright saw this Tweet and decided it was serious
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Wonder what these lads are up to today
 Two fans dressed as Jimmy Savile look-a-likes pose for photographs as they attend Sir Jimmy Savile's funeral service at Leeds Cathedral on November 9, 2011 in Leeds, England.
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
That said if I did ever become rich and insane enough to build a lair like this, the water tower I'd convert to live in would be this one in Church Langley, Essex
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I love my football, but seeing this banner makes me seriously want to reconsider the obsession
Rangers FC banner stating "This is not a hobby, this is our lives" with the British Rail symbol
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Sir, a second Mary Earps extract has hit the timeline
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Out of interest I looked up the princes who got their titles taken the other day in case they were hard done by and... er not really
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
It's that time of year again
Reddit post where someone asks how to set an old-fashioned clockwork dial on their heatingReddit post where someone asks how to set an old-fashioned clockwork dial on their heatingReddit post where someone asks how to set an old-fashioned clockwork dial on their heating
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Credit where it's due though the foreign objects letter is the funniest Viz letter I've seen since this absolute gem
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