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Chris Funderburg

@chris.funderburg.me
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GenX · British Texan · Principal Platform Engineer · DevOps Practitioner · Charity Trustee · Dad · Old School Geek · Environmentalist · Gardener · Druid · Gamer · Chaotic Neutral blog: chris.funderburg.me github: github.com/bocan

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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 03/10/2026
What it's like to use AI as an engineer in 2026. Also a commentary on my career. #devops #platformengineering #engineer #claude #vscode #anthropic
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 24/09/2026
Just a drive-by on this old post... We put that on all our presentations at Indicium AI. I built an alternative one for a late October Halloween slide deck. But decided against it as the marketing team would want to "have words" with me. 😅
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 24/09/2026
It is SURPRISINGLY hard to record a demo on macOS. Had to script it in python then convert the video to a gif. 😬 But here it is. Nearly 6 months of work. bocan.app for macOS 15 and up. Free and Open-Source at github.com/bocan/bocan-... #music #audiofile #macos #open-source #swift
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 24/09/2026
Not that I like supporting people who sell software - but that one on Github IS MIT Licensed. So anyone can do anything they want with it. Duplicate it. Rename it. Etc. As long as notification is given about the license. And stealing IDEAS is fine. That said, calling it the same name...
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 03/09/2026
Yeah, I peeked at your list. A LOT of unpleasant folks. Don't think you've got anything to worry about. 😀
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 03/09/2026
clearsky.app/keriezy/bloc...
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
he got him. he finally fucking got him
real-life coyote and roadrunner encounter captured in southern california
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 01/09/2026
status.tangled.org
status.tangled.org
Tangled · Service Status
The primary appview service is under an extensive DDoS attack. We're working on mitigating.
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 01/09/2026
I think they're under an attack of some sort.
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 25/07/2026
It's got to be Christoper Walken.
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Christopher Walken: More Cowbell Fever
Alt: Christopher Walken: He's go a fever. And the the only prescription - is more cowbell.
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 24/07/2026
> I know RSS is still being used somewhere (podcasts?!) but its heyday is arguably behind... Ah bless. Arguably is correct at least. There's also some irony of me reading your post on an RSS reader. And the 1,328 open source rss readers you can go find on Github right now. 😜
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 14/07/2026
I spent the weekend building an open-source music player that syncs music from my Macbook. Investigated F-Droid whist I wait for Play Store approval. Yeah, no thanks. Google seems to be killing side-loading and frankly, being forced to use Gitlab is a deal killer. github.com/bocan/bocan-...
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GitHub - bocan/bocan-music-android: The Android half of Bòcan Music: your Mac's library, synced one way over your own Wi-Fi with pinned mutual TLS. No cloud, no account, no telemetry. For people who s...
The Android half of Bòcan Music: your Mac's library, synced one way over your own Wi-Fi with pinned mutual TLS. No cloud, no account, no telemetry. For people who still own their music. - bocan...
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 09/06/2026
WTF is wrong with your account? Are you stuck little bot?
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 18/05/2026
I have a bad habit of using vim in my vscode terminal window when I want to go fast. It's embarrassing when people see me doing it. 😅
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 18/05/2026
I am 100% pushing my luck with Microsoft and the @vscode.dev team 😅. Life's too short for boring colors. This issue: github.com/microsoft/vs... The PR: github.com/microsoft/vs...
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Add a rainbow color mode for the status bar to visually separate entry categories · Issue #316987 · microsoft/vscode
Feature request Not going to lie - I feel like I'm pushing my luck here! Add a new workbench.statusBar.colorMode setting that, when set to "rainbow", gives each unique status bar entry category a s...
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 14/05/2026
✨️ Smart playlists ✨️ Gapless playback ✨️ AcousticID fingerprinting ✨️ Scrobbling support ✨️ Real-time visualizers ✨️ Lyrics display ✨️ 10-band EQ ✨️ Accessible Open source. Free. No ads. No subscriptions. Get it here or with Brew: bocan.app Maybe leave a star? at: github.com/bocan/bocan-...
bocan.app
Bòcan
A native macOS music player. Gapless. Lossless. Yours. Plays everything from FLAC and DSD to your dustiest MP3s — no cloud, no subscription, no telemetry.
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 14/05/2026
After an absurd number of late nights of building and debugging, Bocan Music is finally at version 1. It's a native music player for macOS that I hope feels like Apple built it and optimised for your local MP3 and FLAC library. Think iTunes meets Winamp from 2007.
github.com
GitHub - bocan/bocan-music: A native macOS music player and library built with Swift 6 and SwiftUI — gapless playback, AcoustID fingerprinting, smart playlists, lyrics, visualizers, scrobbling, and a ...
A native macOS music player and library built with Swift 6 and SwiftUI — gapless playback, AcoustID fingerprinting, smart playlists, lyrics, visualizers, scrobbling, and a DSP/EQ engine powered by ...
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 11/03/2026
The first MacBook Pro M5 Max's are being delivered today. 18 CPUs and 32 GPUs to play with.
My new MacBook Pro M5 Max still in the box A MacBook Pro M5 Max unboxed and running
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 03/01/2026
When you’re doom posting about how everything is inevitable and no one can stop them, you’re doing their work for them. Stop that
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 11/12/2025
Good! Awful product that I only came across at the some of the worst companies to work with. 😈
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 05/12/2025
The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 20/11/2025
I hate commuting at the best of times, but the rare days someone on the London underground comes in with a dog makes it all worthwhile.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 20/11/2025
Oof. Tooth pain is the only thing that ever made me think I might faint. Luckily I found a dentist that got it out the same day. Hope that gets better.
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 20/11/2025
I keep seeing that picture but I can't work out what that's supposed to be under Linux Foundations. Anyone?
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dgc/NPC @dgchan25.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Is "conservatism" just an ideological pretext for being an asshole? Discuss.
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 03/11/2025
Commuting into London on the train once or twice a week for the next 6 months. I remember telling people I was too old for this shit 10 years ago. That said, I was doing it daily with a bike just 6 years ago. Feels like I'm WAY too old now. 😭
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 30/10/2025
All these hot takes are getting boring now. Time to setup a temporary mute on any post with "AWS" and "outage" for my own sanity. 😅 #aws #outage #devops #cloud
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 23/10/2025
How about some random music and talk from some of the best community, public, and internet radio stations? Now with temporary physics based autumn leaves... liminaldial.net #radio #music
liminaldial.net
The Liminal Dial
The best community radio streams for late nights, working, or just getting away from commercial radio.
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 17/10/2025
Christ. The stress of the last decade of my career written in 1 sentence. It's why I have to say I'm a Platform Engineer, and a DevOps _practitioner_.
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 17/10/2025
Oof, I'm definitely seen. And proud of it! 🤜🤛
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 07/10/2025
A bit late, but these are the ones I currently follow. Might be something interesting in there: chris.funderburg.me/blogroll/
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 15/09/2025
I found out today, my existing contract is winding up! So, if anyone in the UK or Europe is looking for a contract DevOps or Platform Engineer who specialised in Terraform, Kubernetes, GitOps, and CI/CD, let me know! I'm keeping an eye out for an outside IR35, mostly remote role, but I'm flexible.
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 14/09/2025
Controversial Opinion: Not to name any names, but I've learned in the last week that, not all Cloud Native Computing Foundation "graduated" projects are fit for purpose... I've found 1 powerful tool that devops teams don't want to implement EVERYWHERE I go. Now I understand why. 😅 #CNCF #devops
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 04/09/2025
The DevOps Creed. This is the way. chris.funderburg.me/posts/2025/0... #devops #PlatformEngineering #SRE
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04/Sep/2025 - The DevOps Creed
This is the way
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 02/09/2025
Gods. I remember having to fill out paper forms just to start that waiting period - and having to walk that form around to various "heads of" to get a physical signatures.
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 02/09/2025
I thought it might be interesting to collect everything I've asked AI about in the last week. I'll be curious to see what Bluesky blocklists I land on for daring to use AI tools. 😅 #blog #ai #llm
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02/Sep/2025 - A Week of AI Prompts
A week of the prompts / questions I’ve asked ChatGPT about
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 03/07/2025
I don't play Warhammer 40k. I probably never will. But I love the lore and want to paint one.
A Warhammer 40k Figure in box. Specifically, it's Brother Haecule of The Salamanders
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 21/06/2025
Drove over to Cardiff this morning and unexpectedly found #Pride happening.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
These are very bad times. But there are a lot of good people here. We must continue to take care of one another and fight for one another. That's always been the work, that's always the work.
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 11/06/2025
“Each moment is a map unfolding. I need not know the end to walk with wonder. I trust the way, even when I cannot name it.” --The Reasonable Book of Unknowable Things
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 02/06/2025
It's the reason I often have "the sigh of death" when someone tells me, "Oh yeah, our application logs are in CloudWatch". Suuurrreee, where I'm never gonna be able to find them.
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Tobias Schmidt @tpschmidt.com · 02/06/2025
What's the first thought that comes to your mind when you hear the word "CloudWatch"? 🌥️ This is the first question I ask in my CloudWatch talks and in every project where AWS is the main cloud provider. It mostly sums up to this:
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 23/05/2025
The incinerator in Toy Story 3.
From Toy Story 3:  Buzz Lightyear and Woody holding hands in the incinerator.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
Title:
SOME GRAMMATICAL VOICES FOR USE IN SCIENTIFIC WRITING

ACTIVE VOICE
e.g.
Our team collected samples and then we tested them.

CLICKBAIT VOICE
e.g.
We collected some samples...
You won't believe what happened next!

PASSIVE VOICE
e.g.
Samples were collected and tested.

HAIKU VOICE
e.g.
Quiet science lab.
Workers arrive with samples.
The testing begins.

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE VOICE
e.g. We did all the collecting and testing.
No need to thank us.
Just doing our job.

CONSPIRACY VOICE
e.g.
Mysterious "Samples" were harvested and covertly "tested" by so-called scientists.
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 27/03/2025
A day late - but still alive.
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26/Mar/2025 - Despite the Rumours - I Live
Lots of updates! Spent 4 days in hospital, and today I’m celebrating the 52nd birthday that I almost didn’t make.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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Chris Funderburg @chris.funderburg.me · 03/03/2025
Cynthia Erivo singing Defying Gravity at the Oscars. That was everything.
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