iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Finally got a chance to watch the GTA6 preview, can’t wait to play that in a couple years when it’s on PC!

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I love the optimistic 3 days after payday where it feels like I have money before the bills come out. 🤦‍♂️

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Anyone else ever notice how Lake Michigan kinda looks like a really girthy rabbit? (And I’m not talking about a bunny!)

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Skeletor: Until We Meet Again!

Alt: Skeletor: Until We Meet Again!

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My Tabasco just fell out of the fridge and landed on my foot. I guess I’m making spicy feet content tonight.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Guys if you never go out to touch some grass, you’ll never get to play in a bush.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

There is no problem in my life that a cool $5 million wouldn’t solve.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The hardest part about gaming as a parent is finding solid people to play with that are available in the tiny windows of opportunity you actually get time to play. 😔

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Farts would be a lot more fun if we could see them.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I always wanted to get more piercings and WAY more tattoos, but I’ve never felt I had the disposable income to indulge in myself like that. 😔 I guess what I’m saying is I’ve always been alt at heart, I’ve just never had the money for the uniform. 🫠

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Having toddlers is wild, one moment you’re reaffirming how pretty they are, the next you’re yelling at the to stop digging in their butt.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

There is nothing worse than the bouts of existential dread and depression that land in the gaps between my #ADHD hyper focused interests & projects.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Okay, which one of you hot girls gave me your tummy problems?

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I was so locked in today. I didn’t get anything done, but I was super aware of it.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

The world would be a much happier place if we could all just stop yucking each other’s yums.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Sourdough is the king of breads.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

If you care too much about what goes on in the nuthouse, you’ll end up as salty as all the other nuts you’re stuck with.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I don’t know how these sick fucks justify to themselves having a billion dollar net worth let alone a trillion. Meanwhile I feel guilty not being able to help the homeless guy I pass on the street while living pay cheque to pay cheque is giving me a stress induced stomach ulcer.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

If your comfort meal is also a struggle meal, you’re my people.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I’m not against people being rich. I’m against people being “I own a yacht” rich.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

WTF is up with this wine? Why does this logo look like a judgmental Furby?

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Going to bed early ❌ Sleep Maxing ✔️

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Looks like I’ll finally be able to stream again in the fall! Wednesdays & Fridays 3pm -7pm PST! Guess I should work on my social media game again in the mean time. 🫠

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Getting Old ❎ Vintage ✅

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

The wildest part about having kids is realizing how many of your quirks are hard wired in. Like my daughter getting in trouble with my wife because she thinks she’s funny. (We’re both hilarious btw)

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I don’t roll with people who treat service staff poorly. To me that’s one of the biggest red flags there is.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

My 3 yo just informed me that she can’t sleep because her room is “too spicy”. (Hot & spicy are currently used interchangeably with her and not just for food)🤣

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Most days I get up and choose good. Some days I get up and choose evil. But no matter what I am, it’s always chaotic.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Me reading about an untreatable Ebola outbreak.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I love RPGs, I just wish it didn’t always feel like it’s 10-1 good fantasy RPGs to good sci-fi ones.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I’m at the age where the Jams they play at the grocery store I remember from high school. Fuck I’m old.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Public transit without headphones is my worst nightmare.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Asking a billionaire about the economy in 2026 is like asking a serial killer about the crime rate in 1980s New York.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Was the bath even hot enough if I don’t come out looking like a tomato?

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

If you were a video game character, what would your health pickup be? It would at least be a power up.

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White Monster Ultra Can on a Beach

Alt: White Monster Ultra Can on a Beach

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Me singing Sabrina Carpenter at work. But it’s just the “Fuck my life” part of Man Child. And I’m not actually singing.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Letting billionaires speak for the working class is like letting a serial killer speak for their victims.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Stop scrolling and call your Mom today.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Watching my kids run around makes me nostalgic for a time that my everything didn’t hurt.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Only by taxing the rich can we prevent guillotines.

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Fellas if you want to be happy, find yourself a lady that looks at you the same way JD Vance looks at a couch.

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JD Vance / erobb221 AI Head Spin Meme

Alt: JD Vance / erobb221 AI Head Spin Meme

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

You’re not my real dad, you can’t tell me what to do!

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Salt; Why must you taste so good but be so bad for me?

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Chris @chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Sure your full sleeve tattoos look great, but they will never be as cool as the Elsa stickers my 3 year old just covered my arm with. #girldad

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a cartoon character in a blue dress is dancing on a stage

Alt: a cartoon character in a blue dress is dancing on a stage

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