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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

If you're going to use red in the pie chart to represent failure, why would you not use red in the exclamation icon in the corresponding list? How is it that two things right next to each other end up not sharing design language

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

time bakes these little mementos into such funny old sentiments

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

"But my code at work can be art!" "And since when do we love corporate art?"

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026

This is the coolest quilt I have ever seen. Photo doesn't really do it justice because much of the artistry is in the small quilting details

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

Strangers are always texting asking to chat with me about politics but then they never answer my questions

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

just gotta refresh this one so we don't lose it

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026

I can't tell you how many times I have been interested in purchasing a laptop until I saw whatever horrible thing they decided to do on the bottom two key rows

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026

Since when do we ask that question about technology

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026

Montana peaches are a real crap shoot because the blossoms freeze off in the spring half the time, but look at this jackpot

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026

LOL chat bot pushed on a lie admits its response "was just words"

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026

What it's actually like when everything's going to hell, and you can't help, but you have chickens

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026

Excavated from the side, though, we have a chance of seeing this:

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026

Lateral root structure of bindweed is pretty extraordinary; if you come in from the top with a shovel, you're guaranteed to sever it

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

With temporary anti-chicken-scratch fencing

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026

Etsy motherfuckers be out there generating

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026

A nice little side effect of my chicken food ferment system is it seems like I have to fill their water a lot less since they're getting more from the wet food

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026

Solar salesman's projection that my power bill will nearly 10x by 2057

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026

Now is that some adorable bullshit or what

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026

Meanwhile starling law requires humans to vacate the city, deputizes all birds to attack passersby to defend the holes that are rightfully theirs

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026

New faucet clashes aesthetically, but not if you can see the full long term plan

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026

Looking *less* like a situation that will kill someone

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026

motherFUCK that was an infuriating cut in this heati

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026

I inherited this extremely half assed situation that has no trap

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026

Now also available in convenient potted form at the feed store

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026

Maidenhair fern, DeVoto Cedar Grove in Idaho, from June

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026

It's hard to effectively photograph areas of heavy foliage so you'll just have to trust me that the raspberry patch is in fine form this year

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026

I guess it's not all that photogenic but holy crap I finally got the network junk up onto the wall

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026

Last step gonna be get some trim on the floor, one of the many unfinished things from before we moved in

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026

BEHOLD I have installed ENTRY CLOSET SHELF

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026

After too many years I have finally finished putting together an actual work bench

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026

today's new thing, gathering a handful of git-related plugins I guess

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026

Fourth of july weekend commemorative algae bloom

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026

I tried to open Outlook so I clicked on the logo and instead of opening Outlook, a question mark appeared over the logo. No explanation, no words whatsoever. If you write user interfaces that have only icons and no text, I am coming for you, and I am going to kill you.

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026

just eating pure red 40 to own the conservatives

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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 11/06/2026

This phrasing is a perfect illustration of willful refusal to acknowledge that the interacting participants in a computer network operate the system together with competing intents.

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