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Mike

@chouxhorn.bsky.social
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30. 🏳️‍🌈 Stress-cook. Jaded Clinical Technologist/ Full-time Pharmacy Student. Knick-knack enthusiast. Wishes for more time to nap.

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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 25/09/2026
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green. Green is wearing a chef's hat and holding an oven tray of something ambiguous.
Blue: What are you making?
Green: A concotion.
Blue: A what?
Green: I wanted to bake something, but I didn't have any of the ingredients so I improvised.
Blue: ...Is it good?
Green: No.
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 12/08/2026
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Out of my twenties and now in my thirties, I have found solace in having extra boxes of Salonpas
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels reads “dog domestication”.
The first panel shows a wolf running with a pack. The text reads “we changed form, size, personality…”
The second panel shows a chihuahua in a dog bed. The text reads “…lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being.”
The title for the last two panel reads “cat domestication.”
The third panel shows an image of a cat outside.
The fourth panel shows the exact same cat indoors. The text reads “we went inside.”
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sitting animal friends
Illustration of a sitting raccoon, harbor seal, river otter, orange cat, sea lion, floppy ear bunny, and pointed ear bunny
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A comic of several colourful foxes. In this one, we see a red fox wearing a burglar mask, carrying a heavy sack on her back.
Narrator: The reverse burglar strikes like a thief in the night.

The red fox drops the sack on the floor with a heavy thump.
Narrator: Swiftly she breaks in, drops her loot, and she's gone again!

In the morning, still bleary-eyed, drowsy Green finds the sack, looking at it with a drowsy yet puzzled expression.
Narrator: The grim light of dawn reveals her crimes.

Green turns around to call towards Blue, who is somewhere unseen.
Green: Blue? Your mom got us with the zucchini again!
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 23/07/2026
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Brian Serway @bserway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
jimothy 🖤
Jimothy raccoon
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I like bee butts and I cannot lie... . . I don't know who took this picture butt it rules.
I don't know who took this picture butt it rules
Pollen on a big bee butt
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Me with all the cans of oolong at my desk to keep me hydrated
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a stick figure saying, "Everyone has demons."
The second panel shows the same stick figure saying, "And we must FIGHT them!"
The third panel shows Sarah (the protagonist) sitting with one of her inner demons having a tea party.
The fourth panel shows Sarah and the demon looking at each other in panic.
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
With all this heat the past few days, I am pretty feeling #7 T^T
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A comic of several multicolour foxes. In this one, we begin with a greyish-brown fox sitting in front of a laptop.
Narrator: Somewhere in the world, a fox watches a friend narrating an incident in her home.

Next we see a scene of the online friend fox's family yard, with one fox stealthily peering out of a window at another fox, who has pushed her entire face into a garden hedge.
Narrator: Her dad is peering out, watching his wife acting strange in the garden.

Then we get a view of the fox looking through the bushes, her face peeking out on the other side. She is frowning in suspicious curiosity.
Narrator: She is peeking through the hedge, keeping an eye on some lingering strangers.

Finally, we see Blue and Green, hunched over, keenly studying a worm on the ground.
Narrator: The mysterious strangers are observing a worm.
Blue: Where are you going, buddy?
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🌊💙🐾Chloe🐾💙🌊 @poshcloset1000.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
..and then I have to deal with fry theft?! in this economy?!
Cheezburger via twaniimals: pic is of a teeny bird swiping a French fry from a plate of food on a table in an outdoor dining situation
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Chapps @chapps.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Art of the ancient Americas may not be your thing, but you have to love this earthenware crab vessel. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules. 🦀 This is going into our imaginary museum replica store, pronto. #LACMA Colombia, Calima style, Ilama period, ca. 1500 BCE-100 CE. 🏺 1/ 📸 me
Earthenware crab vessel with two spouts flanking a round handle on its back. It's painted a reddish-orange color and its stumpy claws are closed in front of its cute little face. It's standing up on its six non-claw legs, which are also stumpy. Insanely adorable.
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Oni @onidraws.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Too tired to do the bracelet tonight so I'm catching up witch hat atelier. Look at the baby, I love them whaaaaaaa 😭♥️♥️
A panel from the Manga witch hat atelier with the Brushbuddy inside a fruits basket
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I'm scared
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gwent champ @gwentchamp.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Pic of Cloud and Tifa standing in front of really high gas prices that reads "Did Sephiroth do this?"
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Why...
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The owl outside of my room has been scaring off my college buddies again; there goes my future D&D future planning 🤣
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Vietnamese style caramelized spare ribs let's goooooo!
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Say Mistage ʕ•ᴥ•ʔノ☆ @sayomgwtf.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Who knew doing karaoke after being given compazine at urgent care makes the akathisia slightly more bearable 🤣😭
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Kerascoët @sebcosset.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Nous avons l’immense plaisir de pouvoir participer au pré développement du dernier film Pixar : Hoppers (Jumpers en bon français).
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It is a Dubu-jjigae kind of day
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I just love these things so much 🥺
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I have no idea what this means but it was a decently good cookie that my boss gave me from her trip. (What does this mean?!)
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It's a homemade (very unfortunately spicier than I thought) mapo tofu kind of night!
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
It's a clammy new year kind of mood
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Alas, time to make a stroganoff-esque pasta dish for my middle school friends whose appetites are enough to eat me out of house and home.
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Mushroom friends! (Don't eat)
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
A particular genre. #grickledoodle #library #books #horror #haunted #ghost #cartoon #art #drawing #funny
A cartoon illustration of a man and a woman walking their dog stopped at a free library stand in front of a house haunted by a little ghost in the doorway. The man is speaking. Caption reads "Weird. They're all horror books."
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
For a very niche soda I got at the store back in Shibuya -- I am heartbroken to find out I can't find this anywhere back in the states 😭 (but I'll use my biochem degree actually for once)
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Mood
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Grig "Punkie" Larson @griglars.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I want 200 of these. Ahhhhhh
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Dr. Eepy 🐯 @drtora.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Happy Labor Dabor
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
help
a poorly drawn cat with a bite mark taken out of its head. the text above and below it reads: “do you have any ibuprofen”
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Adventure. #grickledoodle #cat #dog #pets #cartoon #art #drawing #funny
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Four panel comic.
Comic panel one shows an otter peeking its head above water, raising a hand.
Comic panel two shows the otter diving back under the waves with a splash.
Comic panel three shows a cat on on some rocks by the water. The cat thinks “holy crap.”
Comic panel three zooms into the cat’s face. The cat thinks, “A MERMAID”.
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Put me out of my misery -- my cohort is discussing nothing but Labubus all day 😭
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
With this sigil, the pharmacy is slowly ascending to something better.
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
My least favorite part about real life is the pharmacy speech checks #gaming #gamingmemes #memes
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Wished I found this before my final though 🥲
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Context:
a reddit post: 

'Raining cats and dogs' in your language

8. Cats and dogs (English)

7. Old ladies and sticks (Welsh)

6. Like a pissing cow (French)

5. As from Esteri’s ass (Finnish)
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Mike @chouxhorn.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The joys of hospital food that actually taste like food.
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memes folder @memesfolder.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
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