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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Squirrels seem to live to taunt our pets with their frolicking.

A brindle patterned english mastiff looks forlornly at a squirrel frolicking down the fence. Evil, naughty squirrel knows what it did. It's about to get the woof.

Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Our cats might snore, but honestly no one will know til after Atlas crosses the rainbow bridge, because dat boy has a honker backed by some impressive lung capacity.

A brindle patterned english mastiff napping on a blue cough. Quarter for scale. His paw is five quarters across.

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Time flies when you're having fun

A lilac pointed ragdoll chews on an english mastiff's tummy. Are you my mommy?

An english mastiff keep his wee kitten fren warm by breathing on his disgruntled ass

They have learned to nap together, an english mastiff spoons with his not so little ragdoll pal

A ragdoll on a pillow on a mastiff on a couch

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Loved the farm dogs when we stayed at an airbnb in rural Texas during our last family reunion. Atlas would make a great friend for all, but he won't leave the property even when we're on vacation. It's like we have a virtual leash. That's gotta hurt when I go to work, poor fella.

An all terrain brindle patterned english mastiff standing in the back of a jeep

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Billionaires buy boats that could use a 50 ft sailboat as a runabout and literally dock it inside their stern, next to their sports cars. They buy boats with multiple helipads in case their friends want to come over for dinner.

Steve Jobs posthumous yacht, Venus, 256 ft. White hull, looks like part of the Apple campus wandered out to sea

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Billionaires buy boats that wouldn't be too worried about a whale encounter. They buy boats that when you look at them across the harbor at the rich person marina, you're like, oh wow, those little dots moving around on the deck are people!

Zuckerberg's megayacht, Launchpad, 387 ft, black hull, white upper decks, plural

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Steve Jobs posthumous yacht, Venus, 256 ft

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The manufacturer *has* to have known

Six feet of the biggest, blackest inflated dick energy adorns the top of a grocery store shelf

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

Nicholas Cage portraying a "vampire" in Vampire's Kiss, back when he didn't suck

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Apologies for the photo quality, but yeah. 💙

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Half bear, half potato, Atlas would like to partake but sadly he has been excluded from the pro circuit.

A potato shaped brindle patterned english mastiff lying on a carpet

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Three guesses as to who the boss is here

A lilac pointed ragdoll kitten nibbles on a brindle patterned english mastiff's ribs as they lie on a blue couch together. Seemingly unconcerned about the tiny, furry asshole, the mastiff looks into the distance out a window, ever vigilant against mailmen and bacon.

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Yeah... this fella gets the smooches. Recommend bringing a towel. Just in case.

A brindle patterned english mastiff lies at the top of the stairs, his head spilling over onto the second step

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Post a picture of you from another era

St Lucia (probably) with the boys at the volcanic springs, but really could be one of many Caribbean islands

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

US dogs are measured on the fireplace scale (because we will use anything but metric) Atlas is size 1F

A brindle patterned english mastiff enormous arse absolutely eclipses the hearth behind him

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

As a native Texan, I was always asked where I was from growing up because I have a parent from Minnesota, so my accent is all over the place. Spent half a decade in the Carib and a decade in Washington just to confuse things further. 😂

A dialect map with no real strong indicators other than not the northeast.

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Been just leaving the shoes there for scale. SMDH, I've been doing it all wrong!

A brindle patterned english mastiff chews on the end of a bone with adult male sneakers sitting nearby

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

That is not cat. This is also not cat.

An english mastiff ensures that a family must use the roof rack when on vacation by filling out the back end of a Jeep

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Atlas all up in this airbnb ready for his close up, mr. demille

A brindle patterned english mastiff reclines seductively on a lurid green couch beneath a white faux fur blanket

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Deffo the best score from the Lopez Island farmer's market.

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Atlas is going on the laziest if adventures with us this weekend

A brindle patterned english mastiff fills out the back end of a jeep like a trucker muffin topping his skinny jeans on laundry day

A brindle patterned english mastiff stands on a wooden deck gazing out at the puget sound

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Love it when their tongues poke out while they are sleeping!

An english mastiff fast asleep on a white sheepskin rug with his tongue poking out. Perhaps he is dreaming of electric sheep.

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Usually he's more like this goofball

An english mastiff stretches out on the floor with his mouth hanging open and his ears flopping about ungracefully

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Every once in a while, Atlas goes all dapper on us.

A brindle patterned english mastiff lies majestically at the top of the stairs, his ears all flopsy as he gazes into the camera

A brindle patterned english mastiff rests his head on the coffee table, flanked by a bookshelf and a coffee table. Who could resist giving this goodish boy all the nibbles?

A world-weary english mastiff rests on a blue couch, one paw hanging over the edge and the other on the armrest. So weary.

A dapper brindle patterned english mastiff with his paws akimbo on the armrest looks longingly into the camera. Got any bacon?

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

A set of steps leading to turbulent water with the caption: "there's something about the sight of steps leading down into the water. it feels like the ocean telling me to come home"

And the response, "That means you're a selkie love"

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Love it when a product line toggles between "what's in the bottle" and "what it's for" so dramatically

A bottle of vitamin gummies made from hair skin and nails

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

That's where that came from. LOL! I guess you are peak internet if it comes back around. It's been in my meme reservoir for a while now, so thanks for that!

May 23, 2025 timestamp on a screengrab of the cunty klipspringer

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

If that signature were an animal...

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Just checked Paprika... 120/543 recipes categorized as "French" though some of those are Asian fusion. What can I say? The French know how to cook and bake.

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I think I've mentioned this before, but they refurbed these bike racks with a new "Welcome to Everett. Ride! Bike! Play!" slogan earlier this year. Nothing says welcome like permanently locked bike lockers.

A picture showing all of the lockers are permanently locked

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Low clouds obscure the top of Whidbey Island as the train heads south out of Everett, but the sun is still lighting up the shore. #trains #sounder

A view of Whidbey Island taken from the Seattle Sounder

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Not em dashes on their own, at least when it comes to novels, but they are helpful in differentiating between novelists and editors. 🤣

writers will get this. Man (labeled me) looks at woman passing by (labeled em dash) while his girlfriend gives him a withering look (labeled comma, semicolon, colon, and period)

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Walked with a cane for months after injuring my knee last year. Could I walk without it albeit painfully? Yes! Was I chair bound by the end of the day? Also yes!

Lucy from the Peanuts saying, "Christ what an asshole."

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

When you accidentally give a fuck

Anger bear says: Give me back my fuck

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Captain Catboss @choster.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Honestly, I think it's incredible that anyone still falls for that trick after all these years

CNN headline - What makes the Trojan Horse sequence in "The Odyssey" so incredible

An image of a wooden horse surrounded by people

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