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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Thinking of committing piracy, a bit of genocide, and stealing my neighbours property too.... Anyone from the USA have any tips?

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Just found a small bit of damage on my ceiling, guess I have to tear my house down and build a new one now.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Apparently GM is making parts for patriot missiles now.... so I guess that means missiles will only go straight now and will consume so much fuel it will never reach it's destination.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Thinking about starting a business selling gold spray painted shoelaces.

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Count BL3 🏠🎶🦇 @sbdcmusic.com · 13/09/2026

Reel from Instagram. Mood:

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

People are still trapped in the caves, why hasn't musk offered any super polite and helpful comments online yet?.... Is he dead, is that why he hasn't? Please say he's dead.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Anyone else sick and tired of "alpha men"? Gay is wrong and disgusting..... Now excuse me while I go to the pub to hang out with other men while we all watch half naked oiled up men wrestle and grope each other on tv🤦‍♂️

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

What's up with americans being scared of using the word fucking, I'm getting tired of hearing friking hell.... For fucks sake just say it properly. Stop being scared and say fucking hell.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Damn, just checked and was disappointed to learn Alex Jones and Joe Rogan are still alive.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Just watched an episode of S.W.A.T for the first time. Totally unbelievable. You expect me to believe that American cops would rescue a building full of coloured people, an old white cop would be respectful to an Asian, women are listened to and bystanders aren't unalived with random police fire🤦‍♂️

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Reading the latest Oxford dictionary. Turns out that dumb is actually spelt m.a.g.a.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I feel WatchMojo doesn't watch or comprehend anything they do a video on.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I feel like being able to capture humans in palworld is sending a bad message to Americans.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Religious people created Satan and religious people are the only ones who fear Satan. Religious people literally created a fictional character just to be afraid of it.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Aside from influencers, what do you consider to be the most useless thing?

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Is it just me or does anyone think it's ironic that Americans have spent decades claiming they need guns and militias to stand up to and stop a tyrannical government, yet when they finally get exactly that they suddenly forget the argument for why they needed guns in the first place?

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

See this line ⬇️ __🇺🇸_________🇪🇺______________🇨🇳 Need I say more.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Good, religion, and especially Christianity has caused this world nothing but harm pain and suffering since it was made up.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Here's my theory: trump wanted everyone to get diarrhea so he wouldn't be the only one wearing adult diapers.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Joke of the day: the USA is a democracy.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If dogs have crazy good smell then why do they make the dog food smell so bad? That's just evil.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Just wanted to remind everyone the USA is an absolute shithole that can go fuck itself.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Why is every "life hack" just something us and generations before us have been doing for ages.... Do these so called influencers think the world is only 30 or so years old and they've discovered something new?

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Grindr confused at stock rapidly dropping..... In other news Lindsey Graham has died.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

To all the non-voters, how's it feel knowing your laziness has resulted in very little chance of your shithole country ever having another vote again?... Bet you wish you had listened to the advice from every single educated person in every single civilized country now.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Old people don't know what it is or how to use it so they don't care. People born in the 80s who grew up with technology can see its flaws so avoid it. Kids dislike it and hate the giant buildings needed for it. Who is AI for exactly🤔🤔

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Digital codes, no physical discs, overhyped, delayed, overhyped some more, delayed again, $80+.... At this point, GTA6 meh🤷‍♂️ who cares.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I wish Americans would stop claiming they speak english, Ive heard english and that is not english..... I don't know what it is but it's not fucking english.

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Charlie Austin @chuckles-s.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

You can’t fix stupid, but you don’t have to vote for it either!

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Asshole, cock womble, dickhead, fuckwit, moron and dumb fuck are all terms we call people behaving like absolute idiots.... How long until republican joins that list?

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Why when people go to a concert do they spend the rest of their lives telling people they were at that concert like it's some kind of medal of achievement that will earn them celebrity status?

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

This just in: trump not to blame, Biden ordered trump to show up and ruin everyones night.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I just found out that the BACKROOMS movie is supposed to be horror, I must have blinked and missed that part.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Why is every "found footage" video filmed by someone who 1: breathes only though their nose? 2: constantly whistles though their nose when they breath? 3: breathes so loud through their whistling nose that it sounds like the microphone is shoved up their nose?

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Is it just me or does anyone else miss the MAGAts saying dumb shit online to defend their orange god and his stupid ideas? I miss having people to laugh at everyday.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

7 step business idea: Step 1: buy gold spray paint Step 2: buy letter T stencil Step 3: buy $50 phones on Temu Step 4: combine Step 5: register website, use words like "patriot" and "American pride" Step 6: add 1000% markup Step 7: profit

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Trump is so incompetent at business that if he became the grim reaper everyone would live forever.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Not sure what braindead Americans I find more amusing, flat earthers or Americans who still say Hillary/Kamala would have been worse.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Observation on equality and political correctness : if you're too into it you're a boring ass, if you're not into at all you're an annoying ass.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I firmly believe that if you told a republican voter that the sun is hot and gravity exists, they would tell you they don't want to hear woke leftist propaganda.

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ensignpicard.bsky.social @ensignpicard.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

So basically you’d rather vote for the evil than the lesser of two evils? JFC, this is the stupidest shit ever and why we can’t ever move the needle in the right direction. “If the candidate doesn’t agree with all my positions 100%, I’ll vote 3rd party or not at all.” Great strategy genius.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

The same people who say there's no need to have a no kings protest, are the same people who think black lives matter means only black people matter, and that the me-too movement was literally about them..... I bet that one confused them the most.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Trump announces he's never met Noem and has no idea who she is.

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Time machine thought : if killing baby Hitler would have avoided WW2 and possibly completely changed the world we know today, thereby making it a necessity to not kill baby Hitler..... What would it affect if baby trump was dealt with?

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Choppa557 @choppa557.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

You too can speak to dead politicians : Get your official gold spray painted trump ouija board today. Order now and get a free white sheet with holes in it.

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