charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 13/08/2026OK, they did well with who would played them in a movie though 000
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Netflix commentators going all out to convince us that a very nondescript minor league style stadium is incredibly special because it is surrounded by corn 100
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 11/08/2026static.klipy.comGo Outside, Nerd!Alt: Go Outside, Nerd! 000
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Watched the first 30 minutes of Avatar 3 on a flight and boy do the Na’vi still look like absolute garbage 000
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 24/07/2026U.S.A. women’s team just crushing Mexico in the Women’s Baseball World Cup game right now.. it was 16-2 when I started typing this and the U.S team hit a grand slam before I finished typing. 20-2, no outs in the 2nd 020
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Saw it with a friend and we both had flashbacks to 9th grade English class the whole time 000
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 19/07/2026the top negative reviews of the odyssey on letterbox are so funny (derogatory) 001
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 13/07/2026No mention of his role in “In the Mouth of Madness” in his obituary, shameful 0120
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 02/07/2026To be fair, Republicans happily ignore the first half of the second amendment because it suits their purposes 191
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 01/07/2026ahhh Totenberg was the commencement speaker at my law school graduation, incredible work 000
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 21/06/2026This is really similar to how Hunter S. Thompson (retroactively) described the feeling of the late 60s 000
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 20/06/2026“Benjamin, do you know anything about buttons” is an actual line from the movie 120
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 16/06/2026First thing I thought of. Cake ingredients piled in a vase aren’t going to look like a cake either 0290
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I’ve always had so much trouble lifting the toilet seat so I’m very excited to connect it to WiFi so I can wait for it to download updates before it will lift at 3 am 000
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Personally, I love how everyone suddenly making “leftist” arguments for gun ownership uses the same dogshit arguments that conservative gun nuts have been making for years 000
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 10/06/2026This is a good bit but Paul Scheer is also too good looking to even play Andrew Tate on tv 030
Reposted by charlieOut of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 13/01/2026 015734
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 04/06/2026In this future I will be knocking on doors for Hunter Biden 150
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 31/05/2026i love that every story about this guy inspires an immediate blue/black dress vs. white/gold dress reaction on this website 051
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Democrats should raise the stakes by claiming that Paxton is both an alien and a cannibal 1111
Reposted by charlietinybaby @tiny.baby · 27/05/2026Listen I'm not here for any white house is sacred discourse. It's a mansion built by slaves for slaveowners and it should be turned into a museum and the president should live in a somewhat nice condo 1139358
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 24/05/2026One guy from one side said that they’ve almost agreed to a deal that hasn’t been signed? I feel much better now 010
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Wow, a guy with no student loan debt bought a $220,000 house in Wisconsin? Stop the freakin’ presses!! Economy saved! 070
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 14/05/2026media.tenor.coma man says " don t be shy to tell me it 's a great idea " in front of a posterAlt: a man says " don t be shy to tell me it 's a great idea " in front of a poster 000
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 11/05/2026When Google asks if I want to see AI resultsmedia.tenor.comtwo men are standing next to each other and one of them says i don 't think so tim .Alt: Al Borland says i don't think so Tim . 0160
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Just got out of a four hour town meeting and municipal finances are in an absolutely catastrophic state We did pass the commonwealth’s first zoning provision banning data centers though, so that’s nice 000
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I have to say I really prefer the fictionalized Deborah Lipstadt played by Rachel Weisz to the real one 080
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 02/05/2026“It’s the only thing that would fix the problems and we will probably never do it” is unfortunately the answer 100
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 02/05/2026There’s a very disturbing Joyce Carol Oates short story about this 020
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The usual intellectual rigor of Imprimis, inserting a word into a quote to completely change its meaning. Embarrassing! 000
Reposted by charlierax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/04/2026watching Gimme Shelter thinking about how fortunate i feel to have grown up in the world iggy pop built. like, imagine if mick jagger was the most iggy pop you ever got exposed to 102636
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 19/04/2026The number of people “um actually”-ing this is very funny 0130
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 06/04/2026It brings me no pleasure to admit that this is a pretty good bit 000
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 29/03/2026media.tenor.coma man standing in front of a door with the words " it does n't exist "Alt: a man standing in front of a door with the words " it does n't exist " 010
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 27/03/2026GOP desperate to make sure everyone knows TSA lines are their fault 010
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 27/03/2026The first movie covers nearly every scene from the book, but often somewhat truncated. The book also has more detail about things like Uncle Vernon’s unpleasant day seeing wizards everywhere at the beginning and flashbacks to Harry inadvertently using magic as a child. 000
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Re: returning to skiing, she says that she doesn’t like to close the door on anything. 000
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Ah yes, signing checks, that thing that everyone’s doing constantly in 2026 and definitely needs more than a scribble 020
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 24/03/2026unfortunately the first thing the bug did was say, “oh no, this is going to make me so late for work” 140
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Why even poll this. “Out of the Republicans who support the President on everything, 100% support him on this” 020
charlie @chopcornpickens.bsky.social · 24/02/2026media.tenor.coma man is singing into a microphone in a boxing ringAlt: The Rock saying “shut up, bitch” 000