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ben @benrs.uk · 25/06/2026
good morning
Have you seen the cats bowl?

I didn't know they could.

i'm so sick and fucking tired of you
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If we could see infrared, they would look *so* infrared.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From the Google reviews of a mechanic's shop off of 99th Ave.
Google Reviews: 

4 days ago, 1 star, "Your building has separatist propaganda"
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really speed-running the future. "Longer legs allow the hivers to travel great distances" "A hump of fat across oss the shoulders still provides sustenance in the barren season [...]"
Illustration from Dougal Dixon's After Man 
Two post -humans in the desert, one carrying an infant. They have solemn looks on their faces. 

Text reads:

2 MILLION YEARS HENCE

HIVERS

Alvearanthropus desertus

A harsh and arid habitat has forced the socials to evolve into hivers - all individuality curtailed by the group's need to locate water and food A hump of fat across oss the shoulders still provides sustenance in the barren season, while heavy hds now protect their eves against sand. Longer legs allow the hivers to travel great distances
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It tracks that someone who lacks the self-awareness to engage in this sort of behavior wouldn't have any qualms about automating it.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Articulate and error-free while totally missing the mark on tone. Emojis for emphasis. This feels like AI.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unrelated question: When you reference your old posts, are you just using the Bluesky search functions, or do you maintain a library of your takes? I'm routinely impressed by your ability to say "I was talking about this 15 months ago" and I want to know how you do it.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know if second entries are allowed, but Biosphere 2 is the epitome of despotic architecture.
The interior of an arid biome in a greenhouse. Cactuses, rocks, and other plants a giant grass ceiling. 

Photo from Biosphere 2.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
A poorly constructed staircase, filled with fiberglass insulation for some reason. The railing is constructed with dimensional lumber and has 4 stockings nailed to it with a Christmas tree in the corner. 

There's a table with a bunch of bullshit on it. 

The staircase looks dangerous. 

(It's from groverhaus)
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My personal favorite:
Sign for Shoppers Drug Mart, lit up at night, except the M is broken. 

The photo is of very poor quality.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Isn't the question of who gets to decide what has merit the problem with all meritocracies? They exist to reinforce existing power structures. Even if they are replaced, who is to say the alternative is any better?
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cool fact: The boys of Thin Lizzy's "The Boys Are Back in Town" are the same boys in Don Henley's "The Boys of Summer"
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
S22 Ultra 4 Lyfe. They can take my stylus from my cold, dead hands. The rounded screen problems are made up for by the fact I can use 3rd party apps to customize the UI into something totally foreign and unusable to anybody that touches my phone.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't think Facebook/Meta gets to go unmentioned here. ML really entered public consciousness with surveilance-tech, and Meta were pioneers in that realm. To your point, it'd be rad if there were a consumer-facing application of AI that wasn't really gross, or at least not ethically fraught.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's a bigger shot in the foot than that. Notice how every food product now advertises its protein content. Stores are having a hard time keeping whey on the shelves with people adjusting their diets because of GLP-1's.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Most people have the good sense not to make eye-contact and pay attention as deeply to the other as the two of them during that 60-second clip. That's Nathan's schtick, but not only is she playing his game, she's 3 turns away from checkmate, and he hasn't figured out her moves. So much subtext.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I will be seeing it opening night, and I am glad that there are people out there like you because it gives me license for when it is the only thing I will be talking about for the following month.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just be thankful the states aren't presented in a slideshow of unrelated stock-images. You Won't Believe Number 7!
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Elite Series Mouth Parts
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thomas' post with the projector on the cow, immediately followed in the bluesky feed of a post by @kothscreens.bsky.social showing King of the Hill's Dale and Bill pushing a Holstein in a backyard.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was being tongue-in-cheek, but I do agree with you. I also disagree with the quote's assertion about a lack of an Alberta culture. I'd say the same about every province. The fact it is not universally experienced would be a greater indictment of Canadian culture if that's the yardstick.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Whether a nation's legends are told about young men's loss of innocence on Vimy Ridge or in the Big Four Roadhouse, both are equally valid foundations for a country.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sure, you and I might not think its "work," but CRA should really be the judge of that. Someone should give them a call.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Serious question: How much editorial control does the government get to exercise over the BBC? In Canada, 'Defund the CBC' is a right-wing call-to-arms where they see public broadcast as necessarily aligned with Ottawa, when reality it is the only major broadcaster that isn't captured by monopoly.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
One of my core issues with lab grown meat is that it seems like a lot of effort grow it from cells when it would be far easier to breed consciousness out of livestock. I think a similar approach would be warranted for your case. Gummifing humans seems like the way to go.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can guarantee you that it exists as one of the many forms of "-maxxing."
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I already dreading his followers learning about haplogroups from his tweets. It's only a matter of time.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Likely being washed with dirty water: bsky.app/profile/chop...
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"During commercial packing operations, mangoes can be exposed to washing procedures with commercial disinfectants [...] Inadequate disinfectant concentration in wash water can be a contributing factor leading to cross-contamination" www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
sciencedirect.com
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Outside of Lemmy on Austurstræti, a guy approached me and asked me if I wanted to buy "Icelandic Drugs." I politely declined, then he made me promise I wouldn't give him a cigarette if he asked. I agreed and he hugged me and proceeded to tell me about his divorce. There are probably better ways.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
maps.app.goo.gl/FLASUm4xA4V2...
Rainbolt, the Geoguessr guy, staring vacantly at a screen.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I know more about the gold side than diamonds, but banks want to buy large volumes and sourcing it would come with a bunch of costs with a bunch of smaller dealers. Refined and certified in Switzerland, then to New York to minimize flight distance.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's getting them on the books that Switzerland does. It's the certificate that says weight and purity that accompanies the metal/gem that buyers want. Especially if you're a big buyer.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It has been ages since I've heard the name buffcorrell and I had no idea he was still doing it. He must have thousands of videos out. I'm impressed by his dedication.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gold & Diamonds are tipping the scale by dollar value.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The whispered singing really gives it away. She can still hear him, but it's quiet enough that she won't say anything.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/eric...
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
PC - Home office for mathy stuff. The laptop comes with me.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is not a trivial question, but its answer requires a nuanced understanding of the eigenslur.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm just imagining wheeling a cart of 2x4's through their exit labyrinth and my blood is starting to boil. Can you imagine the size of the glass cabinet they'd lock the lumber behind?
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm 6'3" and I have the opposite problem. (My DMs are open to ladies > 7'. HMU)
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I remember texts costing $0.25 to send, which I think stifled their popularity. I also remember receiving online death threats from British white supremacist football ultras when I was 13 years old and growing up in Calgary, and I share your doubts of their expertise.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Simpsons: Iron Helps Us Play!
Alt: Simpsons: Iron Helps Us Play! Rod and Todd cheerfully dancing while Bart is pouty. A board game is on the floor.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We've seen the Trump admin walk back, or at least shelve its plans when confronted with reality or opposition. See: Greenland, Ukraine, Beef tariffs. I don't want to be overly optimistic, but if they were rational actors, we wouldn't be in this position in the first place. Nothing is certain.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I can't imagine using it to chill out, and I'm jealous of those that do.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In my experience, all the talk about how different strains affect you isn't real, potency notwithstanding. I find it exaggerates my existing mood and gives a microphone to the thoughts in the back of my head. This can be fun and silly, but its mostly anxious introspection.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Kitchenalia."
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'll go as far as to say that I'm amazed that scientists have been able parse speech and have machines produce reasonably intelligible responses. What disgusts me is that the flagship products made with this technical achievement are all the most unethical garbage imaginable.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm Canadian and work with a lot of beef producers. From the outside looking in, this is about the dumbest decision possible for growing US herd numbers. It removes any economic incentive for raising cattle if it's just going to be undercut with imports.
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Chopay @chopay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I fall firmly in this category, so thanks for mentioning it. I used to be into films and then... I don't know. I got interested in other stuff, I guess. I'm actually pretty disappointed that I haven't been excited about new movies, because I know some great stuff has been made.
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