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So I work at a hotel up north. I got snowed in last night and had to stay the night. When I left my room, the housekeeper, my coworker, goes in to start cleaning after me. I’m chatting with my manager and we get a call saying I left something on the bed. I go up there, and it’s my FUCKING VIBRATOR 😭

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

I got my dick sucked once and all I could think during was "damn this feels like it'd be fun to do", and then couldn't cum

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

The estrogen DLC is so good. It’s literally better than the entire original game. Like, i get boobs, new friends AND feel happy enough to sustainably get through the day? Fucking wild. 10/10 def recommend if you’re trans

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

I wasn’t born woke, but thanks to my doctor and modern medicine, I have been able to transition into woke 🏳️‍⚧️ and to my woke siblings, remember why we do this: to ruin video games for cishet men 🔥

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

The instagram story pics i take just to promote my stream are always accidentally better than normal selfies i take

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

When you miss ChompyThePirate streams, you miss out on all the hits, like: bisexual lighting, a galleon of giggles, and forward facing goonbags 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Here’s a youtube video from last night’s community night stream!!! Check it out!! Warning: I am very intoxicated in this video. We plan on doing more community night streams in the future!! youtu.be/9nBnRs3VVYI?... check out my bio for our discord link if you are interested in joining for next time!

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First Community Night

YouTube video by Chatine Renard

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

WOW so THAT happened (i’m officially 2 years on hrt!)

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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Are we to think the rich don’t laugh about our deaths?

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

all men just want one thing, and it’s pirate trans girls eating french fries while gaming and forgetting their voice training. It’s disgusting. Smh my head

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Stay warm (like a turkey in the oven) and dont forget to get STUFFED (like a turkey)!!! 🔥🦃🔥

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

A reminder for the girls: wash your penis! You aren’t Karla Marx ❤️ dont be stinky!

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I just realized i havnt been keeping up with Bluesky and now it’s popular again. So now I will force people to look wt my Chandelure earrings

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 09/06/2024

Why is it always word of mouth? When is it foot of mouth?

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 09/05/2024

If I was a colonizer, I’d only do fun things. I’d take a spiritually/culturally significant mountain and just add a really big water slide down it to make it more significant

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 10/03/2024

They should rename Fentanyl to Funtanyl

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 20/02/2024

When liberals weigh in on trans issues

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 19/02/2024

My friend drew this awesome picture of me! He doesnt have s Bluesky account though so I cant really @ him, but he is a guy named Don and usually justdonisfine

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 29/01/2024

I’ve been really happy. It feels strange, but I welcome it. I’ve been reflecting a lot on my youth and early adulthood. There was always a hole in my soul I could never fill. I wasted a lot of my life feeling worthless, but I finally feel whole. I want to take care of myself. I can sleep happy.

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 16/01/2024

Currently snowed in at work, having a grand ole time. I worked 9p-7a and then slept here. About to clock in again here at 2:30p

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 13/01/2024

Just had a random cute guy come talk to me at work for over an hour. It felt strange, like, why would some random guy be so interested in talking to me? My face is all bumpy from getting laser treatment yesterday. The work clothes are ugly here. Turns out, he just wanted me to go to his church lmao

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 09/01/2024

Twitter should change it’s name to Titter and just have boobies on it. Facebook should, in turn, change its name to BoobBook and just have pictures of titties. I’ll take my website designer paycheck in gold dabloons

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 02/01/2024

Pretty insane of me to try to do something to fix my broken heart, and I just make it worse. I think I’m losing my mind. Also here’s an egg that my egg cooker didnt. It feels related to my heart somehow

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 01/01/2024

New Year’s resolution: break hearts instead of having mine broke. We’re going on the offensive this year.

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Doomscrolls🍉 @bababouiz.bsky.social · 31/12/2023

I can't be alone for one minute or I think the whole world hates me

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 26/12/2023

I’m Marxceline, the Gay Space Communist. The Playthrough begins. clips.twitch.tv/ReliableCari...

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 21/12/2023

Who’s gathering at the bonfire tonight?

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 20/12/2023

I just witnesses my mother take a 1 pound block of gouda cheese to her room, and I dont think I’ve ever seen someone so into their slay arc.

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 20/12/2023

AT&T ads are so insane. Like it goes from casual conversation to this girl spitting ad reads for AT&T. It’s so jarring and unnatural. I’ve never not wanted to buy a service more than after watching one of those ads.

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 18/12/2023

I just watched Soldier’s Girl (2003) and i want to cry, scream, and fall in love. Maybe that last one is more persistent than the others…

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 17/12/2023

I’m sending him to hell, but I’m going with him.

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

Oh my. Is it really that time of day where I experience complex emotions again already?

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 24/11/2023

I cant believe I’m at a point in my life where I watched Bionicle the Mask of Light on stream. Childhood me is smiling

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

Why are girls with seasons for names so damn cute?

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

Come hangout and watch me play some Persona 4!! twitch.tv/chompythepir...

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ChompyThePirate - Twitch

Persona fan4stick

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ChompyThePirate @chompythepirate.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

I ripped my work pants at the start of my shift last night. HRT has made my ass so fat that it’s bussin outta my slacks.

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