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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

When I’m at work I treat people like I wanna be the last one an unloved/unhinged person wants to 🔫

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Their idea of swag is atrocious all the way down to the suit this dude is wearing😩

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Getting shot in school and getting shot at the polls will be normalized in the same century.

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Be tryna lasso a school of dolphins faddat😂

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You’re dowry fine. My whole damn herd of cows and poach the neighbors goats too

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“We had to figure it out in real time” means they found a novel way to accept the bribes for now.

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Chris Brown beat the shit outta Rhianna. Real bad. But she publicly accepted his apology very long ago because unlike us, we can never let it go because that would also mean we’d have to examine why we still worship Tupac although he went to jail for a very credible sexual assault allegation.

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Elon finna take his voting machine manipulator off the court and walk home

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Around summertime the fresh out the oven TSA had a whole heap of “Muslim appearing” people in a bond too

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Most valuable lesson I ever learned was to not become a bitter ass mfer. Cant help getting old but why shower, get dressed and drive somewhere everyday to become toxic to other people too.

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Called it everything but ice cream for a reason

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It didn’t find it on the head I thought I’d find it on😩

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Praying for the swift death he’s aspiring to🙏🏿

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Nobody in the pulpit has the courage to preach about why a well documented and openly gay King James commissioned his version of the holy scriptures and particularly why he was advised to retain passages that disparaged himself and people like him.

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

There still ain’t nothing that sounds like them

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The whole Project 2025 is about being able to outvote all the Black and brown and other white liberal people standing in their way.

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Why pay taxes when you can buy the whole gummint?

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The story goes she was excited af about him covering the song. The night before he was scheduled to go into the studio, she got a call from his manager demanding she let him have his customary 50% and she said no.

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The main reason why she wouldn’t allow him to cover it was because he wanted half her publishing rights for the song she owned. He would’ve taken it to new heights but she’d take a fat L on compensation.

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Moreso because Elvis’ greedy ass manager tried to swindle her for half her publishing

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Enes got his ass wedged between two of the biggest stones. Can’t go back to Turkey because they’ll kill him so he laid in bed w/those crackers to keep from being deported

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Josh said he gonna rod him some long back in a double wide😂

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

An academic givesendgo 🤦🏿‍♂️

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Does it sound like it’s trying to start or does it just click when you push button/turn key?

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This means the county repaired all the other town’s service before moving to the Black said of the county.

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

“Did you shoot him?” “Naw” “Well for the past 20yrs you wrote a book about it and went on several podcasts admitting you were there.” “But I was just saying stuff.”

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

But we have to wait until they sell every last ounce of plastic just like we gotta wait for them to drill/process every barrel of oil before we get to reap the benefits of renewables.

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Mfer act like he’s on a union break or sumthin😩

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Although I recall folks/institutions doling out participation certificates, I never heard of a participation trophy during my childhood.

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

He probably thinks they’re steaming his disposable diapers

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Apparently war is never lost and senators never die

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

“Wokeness” is what moved people across the globe to march for justice on behalf of a Black man they had no agency to except for the fact that he was human.

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Shiddd I’ll scribe Rumpelstiltskin in cursive

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Best business practice before the sell by date on the meat ends, they slap another label on top of “sell by” and toss it in the freezer section.

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