iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You ever been so tired you want to go to bed so you can dream about napping

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I have a very straight nose and I don’t think I get enough credit for that

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Assert dominance by using your customer service voice on customer service. Oh, were you gonna tell me to have a good day? Too late, I did it first. We’re off script now. Get absolutely FLUSTERED, JANET

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Me: Hey can I read something that’s not Emily Henry next The Book Goblin in my brain: NO AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN WE WON’T READ ANY MORE NONFICTION AT ALL THIS YEAR

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Yea tho I sprint thru the valley of death, I will fear no one catching up to me, I’m fast fuck, boiiiiii

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I love baking with my roommate because she knows theory and I’m good at execution so she goes “Do this! Do that! Decorate it!” and I don’t have to remember any numbers or anything, a truly perfect existence

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

And since then we have learned NOTHING

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Have you seen that lady who pours water on the rug and then goes “look no one is coming to yell at me” what I’m suggesting is exposure therapy

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Update: I got the gay Bombas socks so at least I got that going for me

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Dissociating at the nail salon bestie hbu

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Careful what you wish for, I went on a few dates with a guy who asked me how to eat an orange

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Crying again because I love my friends so much the human experience is crazy y’all

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Me on a date: Listen your branding just isn’t strong enough

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

“What do you have going on today” I’ve blocked off the evening to lie on the floor and yearn to a song about being stuck in a whale

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Devastating: the guy you have a crush on has enough emotional intelligence to know he doesn’t actually want to date you

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

*blasting All-Star by Smashmouth* Is this a good song????

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

These mushrooms look like wood, they have some nice chatoyancy. I think I will make a table out of them, thank you

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I realized I literally have hundreds of books. Is that normal. Am I normal.

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

These one look like ears you can whisper secrets into, thank you, very nice

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Sure, I’m not invalidating how stressful coastal city/startup life is, I’m saying the way he describes her generally sucks and is condescending

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

“I loved how empty her little head was. Just completely devoid of any original thoughts. Not like me. I’m a big thoughts boy with big important concern-thoughts. She couldn’t even fathom such concern-thoughts, and I loved that about her.”

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

It’s Friday night you know what that means…call all my friends in a row to tell them they are sweet baby angels and I miss them

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Every time I rearrange my room I think “surely I will not find something insane that I kept for absolutely no reason” and every time I am wrong

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

How insanely lucky are we to get to witness the full power of being a hater one year and the full power of being a lover the next, we need both and we got both, I’m so obsessed

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

10-yr-old me watching Ricky Martin on TRL after school: I, too, am living la vida loca

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I’m a chronic pain girly and travel SUCKS. But, you develop travel routines and coping mechanisms and it sucks a little less. It will probably always be a challenge, but you learn to manage it better and know how much recovery time you need when you get home, which is the real key thing

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Heated Rivalry is some people’s first fandom and it’s been fun watching them panic about it like “when will I be able to stop thinking about this” never. See you at the hockey romance convention babe

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

If I have one regret in this life it’s that I didn’t use my face card to get enough free stuff

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Chickens are DINOSAURS and you are DISRESPECTING THEM WITH THIS PLASTIC SHIT. How could you disrespect the dinosaurs this way

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Cool cool cool, yeah, this is probably fine 🙃

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Being super calm all the time is some colonizer shit, you’re not “well regulated,” you’re actually just a dick

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Is there a way for me to marry Ben Barnes

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

I don’t want to be hot, I want to be evil

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Re-reading Six of Crows, looking forward to being emotionally destroyed all over again, what a treat

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Has anyone here even had a soufflé. Are they even any good.

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

This the kind of birthday shenanigans I aspire to

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

“If your life was a sitcom I would watch it” girl that is not a compliment I am STRUGGLING

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Ok let’s get back to the hate. WET SOCKS. If you didn’t just cringe at the thought of that then we will never understand each other on a fundamental level and I don’t care to know you. Trench foot havin-ass motherfucker

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Apparently Jane Austen liked to follow what was happening with celebrities, she’s just like me fr

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chlostar11.bsky.social @chlostar11.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

How am I doing? I’m considering putting on a one-woman show about everything that just happened over the last two weeks. If that tells you anything

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