ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Flexing your glove and shouting at the shooter after making a glove save when you’ve already surrendered 6 tonight is sort of peak Binnington. Only thing more in brand would be him urinating on the ice or somewhere else inappropriate, or throwing his water bottle. #goavsgo 090
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026TJ13 is going to become an analytics darling here early. Drawing 3 penalties in 2 games is kind of nuts. #goavsgo 040
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Blackwood made it 15 shots into the shutout bid and now it’s 6-1 on a no look backhander. #goavsgo 110
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That shit eating grin from Manson tells you exactly how this one has gone. Binnington is just a sieve tonight and against the Avs that means 6 goals. With a period to play… #goavsgo 150
Reposted by ChloeWACORyan Boulding ❌👑 @rboulding.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I told Aarif pregame that this stat was premature. Not now: The Avalanche can become the fifth team in NHL history to score eight or more goals in each of their first two games of a season. They would join the 1985-86 Flames, 1978-79 Canucks, 1975-76 Canadiens and 1917-18 Arena (all 2 GP). 1183
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh…oh my. 6 on 22 shots. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. #goavsgo 060
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Look, Binnington has been cooked for a while but that 5th goal short side would get you demoted to the ECHL from the A. #goavsgo 080
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tuning in a little late but I’m sure I didn’t miss anything, even if the Blues are set to be dogsh- oh my god 4? #goavsgo 040
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026An important and well articulated read from a consummate professional whom I admire. Well worth the few minutes to read this weekend. 131
Reposted by ChloeWACOHockey Mountain High @hockeymountainhigh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Great game by the Avs in opening night to take the 8-4 win! #Avs #GoAvsGo 0181
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Do you think that incredibly loud, presumably single, drunkard yelling at Darcy Kuemper knows that was your starting goalie last time Colorado won the Stanley Cup? It’s the kind of thing that usually disincentivizes such hooting but, you know, to each their own. #goavsgo 270
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Because the kings are gonna get the brakes beat off of them a lot this year, gotta save the backup for their turn. 020
Reposted by ChloeWACOzestfully+ premium @zestfullybe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Okay, we didn’t score on the power play last year, boys.” “We will score them all. Tonight.” #GoAvsGo 0101
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That Lehky contract is getting so expensive. The best time to extend him was last year, the second best is tonight. #goavsgo 0100
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Honestly a very leadership minded fight from Nate, though he might be a hothead. Clarke has been taking liberties. 110
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Kempe got Nelson with a cheap stick in the zone, hockey gods noticed and it’s in the back of the kings net from Byfield’s skate. 7-4 and the kings after took another dumb penalty. Wheels completely off the bus for LA, Nate beat Clarke’s face in and LA is playing concussed as a team. #goavsgo 030
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh my goodness. Mackinnon wanted to beat someone’s ass (Remember Clarke had a dirty play that went unpenalized earlier riding Cale to the boards) and Clarke made the mistake of answering the bell. Mackinnon absolutely obliterated the kid, a mugging. #goavsgo 190
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Watch burns on that goal against and tell me that’s an NHL defender. Should Blackwood have had that? Totally. But the spectator on the blue line gave a free 10 seconds of possession by not moving his feet that cost a goal. 6-4 #goavsgo 160
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I mean yeah dude, that’s pretty clear cut interference. No need to do that new guy, chill. #goavsgo 020
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Honestly the two shorties are a great start to Armias audition for whatever team trades LA for him at the deadline. Just feels like one of those classic depth guys you sell if the Kings are as bad as it seems they could be. #goavsgo 040
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The 30% in the face off dot is doing work to undermine the numbers here. Deadass though advanced stats hate to see a goalie matchup like Kuemper/Blackwood coming. Both guys let in low danger and save high danger in opposite land. 020
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Crazy period. Can’t imagine you see this kinda game as the season goes on, I mean this isn’t Edmonton. Blackwoods glove side was scouted and exploited down the stretch as a weakness last year, not seeing improvement yet this year so strap in… #goavsgo 040
Reposted by ChloeWACORyan Boulding ❌👑 @rboulding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sick of having to answer questions about one full season and two postseasons of a missing-in-action power play, the Avalanche have unleashed a monster on the man advantage tonight. They have scored THREE power-play goals AND allowed TWO shorthanded goals. 1262
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Blackwood glove side is still something of a major catastrophe… #goavsgo 030
Reposted by ChloeWACOMile High Hockey @milehighhockey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Avs power play unit gives up another short-handed goal. Another shot from distance that beats Blackwood glove side. Yikes. 5-3 Avalanche. #GoAvsGo 371
Reposted by ChloeWACOJustin Losacco @justinlosacco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is a silly hockey game but that's a good thing because hockey is inherently silly 061
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Awful. Brandt Clarke rode Makar down and the penalty goes on Kelly for trying to peel Clarke off him. Obvious intent to injury Busch league stuff. #goavsgo 160
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Best center in the NHL. Such a treat to watch him. #goavsgo 050
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Fox News specialists he hangs out with at Mar a Lago these days are coming to bat. 011
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah watching it back that seems like Goaltender interference, but also who knows how they ever rule a goaltender interference challenge so I get why they didn’t make one. #goavsgo 020
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wow Doughty, see those numbers all the way facing the boards and give a firm crosscheck to try and send the rookies heads to the boards. Textbook stuff, good penalty call. #goavsgo 020
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nice dive Schwartz, I think I recognize the form Berube taught those guys. #goavsgo 020
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Parker Kelly is a guy, dude. You know? Just a man about town. Pretty looking almost shorty that caught Keumpers glove asleep. 2-1 #goavsgo 050
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well that’s a stupid penalty to take Teows. See we all need some warmies still before the season. #goavsgo 010
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Burns pairing is going to deflate me all year huh? Woof. #goavsgo 020
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh right…they brought Burns back…I would’ve missed him based on the beard but you can always recognize the free breakaway from being flat footed in the NZ… #goavsgo 030
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You don’t want to be outshot 10-6 at home with 5 left in the first period against a kings team famous for poor offense. But hey, it’s game 1 and you’re up 1. #goavsgo 030
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Super typical LAK powerplay, which is to say we are still at 1-0 COL. #goavsgo 010
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Assist on the PP goal so only fair you even it out. It’s what they teach guys in the Seattle Kraken system. Stay mid no matter what. #seakraken #goavsgo 010
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026PP2 also currently has Nazem Kadri and Jaden Schwartz on it, two guys you’d expect on PP1 (Kadri was last year for successful stretches). I miss Jo Drouin… #goavsgo 010
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026On some hockey news side article later “TJ Hughes isn’t Nichuskin” says Avalanche reporter. 020
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Idk, attend more neo-fascist parties in Florida? Sit on his couch and drink beer? Die? Anything I don’t have to see would be nice. 000
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Look…brocktober was never the issue…brockcember was the end times that never recovered. 150
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Best shot of Brock Nelson’s entire Avs tenure (with some guidance from Keumpers pants) and it’s 1-0! Avs powerplay starts the year 1-1, and that is certainly a relief you hope continues. #goavsgo 060
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comLaid Back Camp: Nadeshiko Waving GoodbyeALT: Laid Back Camp: Nadeshiko Waving Goodbye 010
ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comSailor Moon's Prayer and TransformationALT: Sailor Moon's Prayer and Transformation 020