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ChloeWACO

@chloewaco.bsky.social
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She/her Eclectic creative and occasional voice actor Former NHL Reporter and Columnist Dog and cat mom to two silly little guys

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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The flames are going to reach new lows this season.
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Flexing your glove and shouting at the shooter after making a glove save when you’ve already surrendered 6 tonight is sort of peak Binnington. Only thing more in brand would be him urinating on the ice or somewhere else inappropriate, or throwing his water bottle. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TJ13 is going to become an analytics darling here early. Drawing 3 penalties in 2 games is kind of nuts. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Blackwood made it 15 shots into the shutout bid and now it’s 6-1 on a no look backhander. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woooooooof #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That shit eating grin from Manson tells you exactly how this one has gone. Binnington is just a sieve tonight and against the Avs that means 6 goals. With a period to play… #goavsgo
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Ryan Boulding ❌👑 @rboulding.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I told Aarif pregame that this stat was premature. Not now: The Avalanche can become the fifth team in NHL history to score eight or more goals in each of their first two games of a season. They would join the 1985-86 Flames, 1978-79 Canucks, 1975-76 Canadiens and 1917-18 Arena (all 2 GP).
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh…oh my. 6 on 22 shots. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look, Binnington has been cooked for a while but that 5th goal short side would get you demoted to the ECHL from the A. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tuning in a little late but I’m sure I didn’t miss anything, even if the Blues are set to be dogsh- oh my god 4? #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
❤️
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An important and well articulated read from a consummate professional whom I admire. Well worth the few minutes to read this weekend.
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Hockey Mountain High @hockeymountainhigh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Great game by the Avs in opening night to take the 8-4 win! #Avs #GoAvsGo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you think that incredibly loud, presumably single, drunkard yelling at Darcy Kuemper knows that was your starting goalie last time Colorado won the Stanley Cup? It’s the kind of thing that usually disincentivizes such hooting but, you know, to each their own. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Because the kings are gonna get the brakes beat off of them a lot this year, gotta save the backup for their turn.
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zestfully+ premium @zestfullybe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Okay, we didn’t score on the power play last year, boys.” “We will score them all. Tonight.” #GoAvsGo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That Lehky contract is getting so expensive. The best time to extend him was last year, the second best is tonight. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
8 goals, yeesh. Filling the Kings net in. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly a very leadership minded fight from Nate, though he might be a hothead. Clarke has been taking liberties.
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kempe got Nelson with a cheap stick in the zone, hockey gods noticed and it’s in the back of the kings net from Byfield’s skate. 7-4 and the kings after took another dumb penalty. Wheels completely off the bus for LA, Nate beat Clarke’s face in and LA is playing concussed as a team. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh my goodness. Mackinnon wanted to beat someone’s ass (Remember Clarke had a dirty play that went unpenalized earlier riding Cale to the boards) and Clarke made the mistake of answering the bell. Mackinnon absolutely obliterated the kid, a mugging. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watch burns on that goal against and tell me that’s an NHL defender. Should Blackwood have had that? Totally. But the spectator on the blue line gave a free 10 seconds of possession by not moving his feet that cost a goal. 6-4 #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean yeah dude, that’s pretty clear cut interference. No need to do that new guy, chill. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly the two shorties are a great start to Armias audition for whatever team trades LA for him at the deadline. Just feels like one of those classic depth guys you sell if the Kings are as bad as it seems they could be. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The 30% in the face off dot is doing work to undermine the numbers here. Deadass though advanced stats hate to see a goalie matchup like Kuemper/Blackwood coming. Both guys let in low danger and save high danger in opposite land.
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Crazy period. Can’t imagine you see this kinda game as the season goes on, I mean this isn’t Edmonton. Blackwoods glove side was scouted and exploited down the stretch as a weakness last year, not seeing improvement yet this year so strap in… #goavsgo
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Ryan Boulding ❌👑 @rboulding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sick of having to answer questions about one full season and two postseasons of a missing-in-action power play, the Avalanche have unleashed a monster on the man advantage tonight. They have scored THREE power-play goals AND allowed TWO shorthanded goals.
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Blackwood glove side is still something of a major catastrophe… #goavsgo
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Mile High Hockey @milehighhockey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Avs power play unit gives up another short-handed goal. Another shot from distance that beats Blackwood glove side. Yikes. 5-3 Avalanche. #GoAvsGo
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Justin Losacco @justinlosacco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a silly hockey game but that's a good thing because hockey is inherently silly
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Awful. Brandt Clarke rode Makar down and the penalty goes on Kelly for trying to peel Clarke off him. Obvious intent to injury Busch league stuff. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Best center in the NHL. Such a treat to watch him. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Fox News specialists he hangs out with at Mar a Lago these days are coming to bat.
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah watching it back that seems like Goaltender interference, but also who knows how they ever rule a goaltender interference challenge so I get why they didn’t make one. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow Doughty, see those numbers all the way facing the boards and give a firm crosscheck to try and send the rookies heads to the boards. Textbook stuff, good penalty call. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nice dive Schwartz, I think I recognize the form Berube taught those guys. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Parker Kelly is a guy, dude. You know? Just a man about town. Pretty looking almost shorty that caught Keumpers glove asleep. 2-1 #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well that’s a stupid penalty to take Teows. See we all need some warmies still before the season. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Burns pairing is going to deflate me all year huh? Woof. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh right…they brought Burns back…I would’ve missed him based on the beard but you can always recognize the free breakaway from being flat footed in the NZ… #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You don’t want to be outshot 10-6 at home with 5 left in the first period against a kings team famous for poor offense. But hey, it’s game 1 and you’re up 1. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Super typical LAK powerplay, which is to say we are still at 1-0 COL. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Assist on the PP goal so only fair you even it out. It’s what they teach guys in the Seattle Kraken system. Stay mid no matter what. #seakraken #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PP2 also currently has Nazem Kadri and Jaden Schwartz on it, two guys you’d expect on PP1 (Kadri was last year for successful stretches). I miss Jo Drouin… #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On some hockey news side article later “TJ Hughes isn’t Nichuskin” says Avalanche reporter.
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Idk, attend more neo-fascist parties in Florida? Sit on his couch and drink beer? Die? Anything I don’t have to see would be nice.
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look…brocktober was never the issue…brockcember was the end times that never recovered.
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Best shot of Brock Nelson’s entire Avs tenure (with some guidance from Keumpers pants) and it’s 1-0! Avs powerplay starts the year 1-1, and that is certainly a relief you hope continues. #goavsgo
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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ChloeWACO @chloewaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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