Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 22/05/2026The sun's shining, the canteen at work has started selling iced coffees, and Pinguini Tattici Nucleari are in my headphones. Suddenly life is worth living again. 010
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Anyway, no one can tell me winged eyeliner is out of date now. 000
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Mystique Summers on Drag Race All Stars is fantastic. Morgan McMichaels in the same series AND IN THE SAME BRACKET is even better. 010
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Käärijä collab with Basshunter - the part of my brain that is soothed by all the beep-boop noises is extremely happy 010
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 14/03/2026A sunny March day, banana cake in the oven and a jug of mimosas in the fridge, free National Theatre on YouTube, and an ever-growing sense of dread about the wider global situation. 💁🏻♀️🦋 is this lockdown? 010
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Kate Butch saying “two world wars and one world cup”, followed by that lip sync song took me back to a very specific time in my life (the pub in the mid-noughties with the football on and a J2O) #dragraceuk 010
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Also I might be wrong but I think Medina making the podium every time they get to the final?? It’s not Melfest without them at this point. 110
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 07/03/2026A win for those of us who love fishnet tops and pew pew laser music 🙏🏻 #melfest 152
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Sanna will be fine, she’s always got ESC250 #melfest 040
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Maybe it’s because I’m less invested than usual this year, but all in all, an excellent Melfest final 120
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Robin Bengtsson will always be “recipient of a makeover on Drag Race Sweden” over anything else for me #melfest 000
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 07/03/2026There was a weird “ABBA vs Queen” show on channel 5 over Christmas, and I feel like Greczula watched that and said “…yes” #melfest 0155
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 07/03/2026A gin martini does not feel like the correct drink to pair with Melfest. And yet here we are. 010
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Eins, Zwei, Drei is exactly my kind of nonsense, and the more I discover of Look Mum No Computer the more I love, but I can also see the pipeline from Scooch 010
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Kate Butch’s knitted bikini legitimately better than any of those abominations we saw on Game of Wool 000
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 02/03/2026can’t even sing in English these days cause of woke (I’m so intrigued by this) 000
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 01/03/2026All my favourites come back from ESC and go straight to therapy (yksi kaksi kolme trauma is genius) 020
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Upon further analysis: (indulging Carlo a little bit as it’s his last year) Ama is your real dad who lets you get away with whatever you want; Carlo is your boring stepdad who wants you to go to bed at a sensible time and tries to show you everything he’s interested in, even if you don’t care 141
Reposted by Chloe Van Roosejosie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 28/02/2026andrea bocelli on a horse? why not i guess #sanremo 0107
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Stepping away from Sanremo putting Andrea Bocelli on a horse(??) to say fuck yeah UMK top 3 exactly how I’d place them, I’ve never felt more connected to the Finnish people 🇫🇮 010
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Need a night out that’s just the UMK pre-show playlist 010
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Final scaletta giving a finishing time of 1:10am UK time and I’m sitting here wondering whether it’s better or worse to know that in advance #sanremo 000
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 28/02/2026My two favourite countries/music industries having their big shows on the same night is too much for me, especially dosed up on Sudafed. Very inconsiderate, will be trying to catch every minute of both 020
Reposted by Chloe Van RooseLaura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive 135170545212
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Why is Laura doing an impression of me? #sanremo 030
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Feeling nostalgic for when I had a bleached underlayer for no reason at all #sanremo 010
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I’ve only had Bambole di Pezza for three nights but if anything happened to them etc etc #sanremo 021
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026The Ariston is at its best when it resembles a family wedding #sanremo 032
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Need someone to go back in time twenty years and tell me that I’ll end up spending one Friday evening watching a member of the Lamborghini family sing The Ketchup Song on Italian TV #sanremo 043
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Ended up with a horrendous cold; I need Sanremo covers night and the espresso martini I’ve just made to save me (pls Carlo) 010
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Carlo Conti so excited by Alicia Keys he’s requesting extra songs, even though we’re behind time, will wonders never cease? 021
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I’m going to end this week singing the Acqua & Sapone song at every opportunity aren’t I? #sanremo 132
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 26/02/2026god the things we sit through for some moments of brilliance #sanremo 020
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 26/02/2026It’s gone big in the hall! (and rightly so) #sanremo 020
Chloe Van Roose @chloevr.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Sorry to everything that has happened during the first hour of Sanremo tonight, but I’ve spent the time becoming steadily more obsessed with Bambole di pezza instead 120