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@chlocarta.bsky.social
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Co-Owner of Seymour Foods. Somehow I have anxiety and an insane level of confidence.

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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lisa suggested I have stress induced ADHD (or at least symptoms) and I scoffed but she’s kind of right.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aw I love your voice notes
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This cannot be true. You’ve got to be kidding me.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Interesting. Maybe I need to make pie
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I added on the extra audiobook hours for $0 this month. I really need to remember to cancel this asap. Someone remind me pls
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m an hour away from finishing a great audiobook and the streaming service I used just stopped me because I had used all my time for the month. No worries, I hop over to Libby and suddenly they need to verify my credentials??? With a pin I set when I was 15. Are you freaking kidding me.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Someone asked me if I used ChatGPT in my Instagram captions because they were so well written and my jaw could not have dropped any lower. ChatGPT?? In this economy???
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ummm hello do you know the HIGH I’ve been riding since then? Fuck yeah. You do want to be on this list. That’s it, that’s the rant. This was over a week ago and I’m still riding the high.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I mentioned that I start finalizing the cookie list this year in front of a couple of friends and a new person (hopefully future friend) and both my friends started to gush about how good they are and my best goes “you WANT to be on this list”
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I plan out a list of my and my husband’s friends/coworkers/family and start the process of planning out a cookie box that I think will delight and impress them. I’m competitive at the end of the day and my goal is to impress them.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’ve had to pause a lot of hobbies I had 10 years ago because of my health (then COVID) and figuring out who I am as a person but I’ve discovered I like to bake. I specifically like to bake cookies/brownies and for the last two/three years I’ve been doing something I call Christmas cookie-palooza
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Absolutely not
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Rhode PVD @rhodepvd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why is elbow pasta such a hard thing to find from a locally sourced brand?
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The Brave Lil Cornflake @wafflesthebadger.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Special shout out to the Little Bubblegum Romance Bookshop for the tissue paper + ribbon (This bouquet features flowers from Humble Hands Farm, an awesome certified organic farm that vends at the Sat farmers market at La Salette in Attleboro)
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Being a business owner can be stressful for a ton of reasons. Lisa and I have been busting our butts for …well years honestly… and we are finally seeing some of our hard work pay off. I’m going to be honest, the sheer joy I feel is a close second to my wedding day. I’m not even joking.
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The Brave Lil Cornflake @wafflesthebadger.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
These are the faces of girls who worked a full day Thursday, partied for two hours, cleaned the store til midnight, and then was back at it bright and early Fri morning. Palbaum could never. Bezos wouldn't even try. #ShopIndie so we keep smiling while we do it.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Knowing your opinion of the Amish makes this so much funnier
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I feel terrible. Lisa did a fantastic job setting me up for success and I forgot the bags. She is driving down to freaking Narragansett to bring me bags. If you see her today give her a high five for being an amazing person!!
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
She likes to bite the bottom part and swing it at you essentially clubbing you. She’s currently biting/attacking it while it’s against my stomach so let’s hope she doesn’t bite me by accident
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Its name is Chicken Elizabeth Nugget after the insta viral horse. She knows it by name and will grab it when asked.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My dog’s favorite toy is a stuffed animal chicken leg we got from Baldor BITE (a trade show) in NYC on a whim. Damn if she isn’t my dog.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Congresswoman AOC has introduced a bill that would ban Supreme Court Justices from accepting lavish gifts from the ultra wealthy. Love that, but what I find insane is that this isn’t already illegal.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
NO 👇 LIES DETECTED.......
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Lana 🌺 ❤️💛💚💙💜 @mahalomalama.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I think this is what most of us want… So how do we make it happen… Vote Only Blue!! 🔵
I LITERALLY +WANT MY$TAX DOLLARS$.
TO SUPPORT
NATIONAL PARKS, SCIENCE, EDUCATION, CONSERVATION, MENTAL HEALTH,
AND HELPING
MARGINALIZED PEOPLE.
IN CASE THAT WASN'T CLEAR.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
…..this is the precursor to pepper palozza.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’ve gotten to the point where I give myself the freedom to buy any food item I want from a big box store (usually because I’m supposed to bring takeout home for dinner) and I walk around and there’s literally nothing I want that I can’t get from a small business.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m noticing just how many flock cameras there are on my drive and it’s unnerving.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Shoutout to NY Bagels of RI for saving the day AND giving me a bunch of free bagels bc they close soon-ish. I’m very excited tomorrow’s breakfast
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I recognize this isn’t earth shattering or life altering but I work so hard to provide an overall positive experience for customers at both of my jobs so to just hear “whoops” I’m like are you joking right now??
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Not to mention I specified that I would be picking up around 1pm because I was working the farmers market next door and would be in right after. And the response was “whoops”. Never in my life. I would be MORTIFIED to face a customer I had done that too.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m failing to understand why I called a bagel shop to pickup an order at 1pm, arrived at 12:15 and was told that my bagels had been put back because they “didn’t think [I] was coming for them”. Seriously? I’m 45 minutes EARLY! Now I have to pull bagels out of my a$$ for a customer.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It drives me crazy when I’m bending at a market and people look past my display and ask me what’s in all the boxes. Like oh idk use your freaking eyes and look at the display I have in front of me. I spent time making signs, setting it up etc. the boxes are literally just the backstock!!
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I didn’t set an alarm for an order that needed to be picked up at a specific time and I’m racing to finish it and boy am I stressed.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There are 2 good things about the amount of rain we are getting: 1. All of the plants are getting a well deserved drink after last week’s a-hole level heat wave 2. My hair is surprisingly good looking
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Woman in the Moon @sassykadik.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Dear World, I doubt it does any good to apologize for Donald Trump’s behavior but…. The majority of Americans are also horrified. We truly are sorry. America
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
July is fun because you have the 4th (an excuse for fireworks) plus I have 2 different anniversaries PLUS summer produce and berries. The only downside is that this year we are alternating heat that rivals hell with rain that makes me consider building a damn ark.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I really want to open a coffee shop but the biggest issue (by far) is how the heck am I getting the money to do so.
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Gojira1000 @gojira1000.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Dismantle ICE. Investigate it. Make arrests. Charge, try and imprison those found responsible. All of them.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th In true American fashion, I posted an image I made of my business’s logo turned American for the 4th. Then I got a text from CVS saying my insurance wouldn’t let them fill my prescription. Yay!
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I trusted you…
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sometimes I’m so frustrated that I’m not further along but then friends that are far older than I am are so proud of how far along I really am and I’m like oh ok I’m actually doing alright
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The time has come to retire the joke
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My locally owned indie grocery donates HEAVILY to our local food bank. Walmart does NOT as far as I've ever heard and Dollar General pours bleach on food they throw in the dumpsters so nobody can get it and use it. I'm just saying.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Knowing it was actually you makes me laugh. I still had a heart attack earlier
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I opened a box at work to see what was inside and discovered the biggest WTF of the month. I almost want to just close it and pretend I don’t know anything about it. 😅
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
*own. Whoops
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
@wafflesthebadger.bsky.social and I won a store. It’s name is Seymour Foods. I can’t tell you how annoyed I get every time someone calls it “Seymour’s”. Is that a little nutty? Maybe but come on, it’s 2 words.
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chlocarta.bsky.social @chlocarta.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
lol it’s rare that I go off on social media but I really hate the Amazon version of Whole Foods.
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