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Christian Hammond

@chipx86.com
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Created @ReviewBoard.org, one of the first code review products (reviewboard.org) at Beanbag (beanbaginc.com). CEO, dev, sales, support, janitor. COVID data reporter at @bc19.live. Long-time open source dev. Blog: chipx86.blog

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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 05/05/2026
Right now, if you play a song on #Spotify, the seek bar becomes a light saber. Clicking on it lets you change which saber it is. There are seven of them. #StarWars #MayThe4th
Whitish-blue light saber in the Spotify seek bar.Red evil light saber.
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 03/05/2026
And the first mod to use IScripts for gameplay elements. Faxanadu: Beer Run! These are also shown off in the blog post, with some write-ups about how they work.
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 03/05/2026
A demo of using IScripts to produce the fastest-ever game of Faxanadu.
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 07/03/2026
Good #Lego set. Small neighborhood square with small neighborhood problems. #ducks
3 story charming Tudor Lego set with people socializing outside and giant ducks on the roof. The chimney sweeper is trying to get giant momma and baby ducks off the roof.On the street, friends are having dinner under the balcony while a man carries a giant baby duck in his bike’s basket.Along the side, a man approaches a cat by the dumpster while a pirate arms itself on a balcony.
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 13/02/2026
Decided it was time to build a new mechanical watch. I was careful to watch my steps, tick each box. Thought I messed up for a second, but in the end I had to hand it to myself… it wound up looking pretty good!
Mechanical watch with a blue face on the perimeter, watch mechanism exposed in the center. Roman numerals, black watch band.My watch, surrounded by a collection of tools, including a loupe, tweezers, hand-setting tools, and a back removal tool.
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 20/12/2025
Ah good. I should give that a try then.
Fortune cookie: “You would do well in the field of computer technology.”
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 16/12/2025
It’s good seeing restaurants begin to computerize. I really think it’s the future. #commodore #bakedpotatoes
Commodore PET on the counter at a restaurant. Also, baked potatoes are back.
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 10/09/2025
If we're gonna get a watercooled iPhone, the least they could do is stick one of these on the back. Actually, hold on. I have a case idea.
A collection of 4 water ring toss games from Tomy from the 1990s: "Kittens", "Kellogg's Frosties", a blue "Pocket Waterfuls", and an orange "Pocket Waterfuls."
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 10/08/2025
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 30/07/2025
Livestream of the town nearest where the 8.8 #earthquake occurred, Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, #Russia. Faces West into the Bay. webcams.windy.com/webcams/stre...
Satellite photo of Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, Russia.
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 03/04/2025
Graph of today's steep stock market drop and impacts on the S&P, Nasdaq Composite, Russell 2000 Index, and NYSE Composite, with the "Mission Accomplished" banner from the Bush Administration below.
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 02/04/2025
This is how you poker.
Me, wearing 4 pairs of glasses on my head (3 sunglasses) and one on my collar during a poker competition.
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 11/03/2025
This is by far the neatest book I own. Egyptian Grammar, third edition by Gardiner. Published 1973.
A page showing the casual writing style and formal hieroglyphic styles for different dynasties.A chapter on "The Divisions of Time and Method of Dating," discussing the measurement of time (365 days, divided into 12 months of 30 days), with translations to hieroglyphics.Sample writings exercises to study that show passages in both English and hieroglyphics.Some vocabulary for words like "see", "ferry across", "rejoice", "son", "daughter", and others, with an exercise for transliteration.
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 02/01/2025
Image classification is basically a solved problem now. Man, I could really go for a dozen hot dogs with sprinkles right about now. Source: Photos app on my iPhone.
iOS classification of 4 photos:

1. Squirrel labeled as “Dog.”

2. Squirrel labeled as “Prairie Dog.”

3. Myself and an alpaca labeled as “Poodle Dog.”

4. Donuts labeled as “Hot Dog.”
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 16/10/2024
Time to hide some ghosts. #TheGreatGlobalGhostHunt
Over a hundred cute ghosts cut out and ready to hide. Ghosts hiding in pumpkins. Glowing ghosts hovering over lit candles. Ghosts wrapped like mummies. Elegant ghost ladies with purple hats and purses. Dapper ghost men with blue top hats and bow ties.
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 11/05/2024
Taken in Northern California. Never seen these in person before! Admittedly, it wasn’t this vibrant in person. The camera picks up what the eyes can’t. But we could still see the streaks of light, the fire in the sky. It was amazing. #aurora #auroraborealis #northernlights #photography #photos
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 17/04/2024
Why yes, I should use D3.js. BUT I now have experience writing code to generate a SVG containing a multi-segment donut graph with different inner and outer radiuses, uniform gaps around segments, and minimum segment sizes. Bonus: "Maximum Donut."
Three donut graph SVGs, each with three segments. The first, "Standard", shows a donut graph with an inner radius half the size of the outer radius, a 50% segment, 33% segment, and 17% segment. The second, "Minimum Donut", show the same but with a minimum donut graph and maximum inner radius. The third, "Maximum Donut," shows no inner radius.
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 16/04/2024
I love getting fish trophies 🥰🐠 @reviewboard
A banner on a Review Board review request showing a cute golden fish trophy, stating "Christian Hammond got a fish trophy!" This is on a review request for "Add dark and light mode support for CodeMirror and text fields."
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 08/04/2024
I have some bad #news and I have some good #news.
Two news alerts. From CNN: “Research shows accelerated aging could be linked to cancer risk in younger adults.” From The Wall Street Journal: “one way to stay young forever: type in lowercase”
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 30/03/2024
One of my personal all-time favorites. This was not an eggcelent poker hand.
A diorama of three eggs playing poker on a tiny poker table with tiny cards. The table had cards 2 of Hearts, Queen of Clubs, 9 of Spades, King of Diamonds, and Queen of diamonds.

One egg is dressed in a blue dress, with a necklace, yellow hair, and a flower in her hair. She has a King of Hearts and a Queen of Hearts.

Another is dressed in a brown coat and brown hat, with a mustache. He has a Queen of Spades and a 9 of Hearts.

A third has spiked hair and sunglasses and a dark coat, and is quite unhappy with the 2 of Spades and 7 of Clubs he played.
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Christian Hammond @chipx86.com · 30/03/2024
#Easter's one of my favorite holidays. I love the creativity I get to inflict upon eggs. Sadly, I'm not inflicting any creativity on eggs this year, just on an upcoming software. So I'd like to see your #egg-dying, #rabbit-posing, and #chocolate-gathering works for this year!
A bag full of colorful plastic eggs, each with happy little faces drawn on them, looking at the sky with excitement for Easter.
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