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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 2h

❤️. I really need to catch up, SIKTC is so good

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 2h

Love how the picture is the vast and trunkless legs of... Well, I assume shit alloy

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well, phantom toast crumbs in the bra is a new one Cannot recommend

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Southwark prayer circle was out of date when I lived there but survived on things

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Horrid cat brought a huge mouse in and I was trying to rescue it with the gloves And then mouse was in my trousers and I had to walk out of the front door whilst holding the cuff closed I have rather long legs so I looked like a fucking idiot

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I had prp when I had a tooth out. Apparently I have a lot of platelets

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My partner says to me "I'm stupid these days" and I give him the benefit of the doubt and then he listens to ai bros with the credulity of a religious fanatic and I realise he is dumb as rocks Waiting for the cats to age out of the equation who?

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

As a Southerner who spent time in Yorkshire and has been in the south West for 20 years I apparently sound like I'm from Boston

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I had surgery as a small child where pieces of my head were sliced out! (adenoidectomy)

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Are you trying to challenge Guy for worst poster?

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Love Too be a chronic insomniac when I do any sort of health quiz "you should sleep more consistently" Oh really? I will just stop waking up at random in the small hours, thanks for the suggestion; feeling like I have a disease half the time is so fun though

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Only way I'm ever getting in a helicopter is if it's the air ambulance and I'm strapped to a board

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Well I'd not noticed that. Thanks, I guess

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Every time I'm reminded Helen is still employed as a bullshit hydrant it's like being punched in the kidney

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My search 'root android 13 for old hags' is not working

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I'm 48 years old; I should not be having to learn how to root my 6 year old phone

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Well I'd never seen that before and it's a terrible day to have eyes

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Richard Tice should be cask of amontilladoed

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

You will one day be persuaded to get a toilet with the cistern built in to some sort of cabinetry And you may find yourself in the bathroom saying how did I get here? This is not my easily accessible plumbing Where is that liftable lid? (Water flowing in the wall)

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I've been relocated Either to Devon or to Cork. Either way I'm awash with tories

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

That woman is truly a boil in human form

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Not that you know me, or should care, but this skeet is an extreme worlds collide event for me as I know these guys through an entirely different (beer) lens

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Strangely enough, that's exactly what South West Water are good at as well

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Love to block ai slop sites from all future search results Would be even better if ddg had an ai slop rating option like LinkedIn

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I don't drive any more, but I feel that UK roads + if you see light are a recipe for being in the ditch Maybe that's just me and the ah ah ah ah ah ah

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

That account is blocked for me via a list on account of ai prompting, so it's the hydra of crappy forms!

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I fed Jenny from Thebes, but everything between BTC and JFT was not really for me. I was a fan of a lot of UK 'alternative' in the early 1990s though so do not ask me about disappointing pivots

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Don't be an adult: you'll find yourself searching for old forum posts about cleaning a gas orifice

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"You're too young to be depressed" I'd been borderline suicidal for eight years at that point

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I finally succumbed to the pizza beans, and, as I expected, it's just cheesy beans on toast with extra steps

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Not to detract from the net positives of today, but if I buy a chair that is repeatedly stated to be suitable for up to 150kg hefty fucks such as myself, I'm not finding it funny when it arrives labelled as suitable to 95kg

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Could at least have mentioned flinging shit (literal)

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I've given up even trying to get an appointment at my GP because there's a 3 hour window to complete a triage form about one (1) symptom and I'm at work for those hours. Sorry my arthritis is flaring concurrently with menopause getting terrible, guess I'll just die

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Yesterday or the day before, the excellent @bethanyblack.bsky.social posted about brushing her teeth with a charged brush and new brush head. I was reminded to get new brush heads and the difference is astonishing on a 20sec clean

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Bindel has never done a feminism in her life

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I had one of each and I feel very seen.

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I remember reading some bioessentialist horseshit from Bindel in the 1990s and that cementing how much nonsense it was in my teenage mind. Love to live in backslideland

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I'd forgotten this track. Not sure I'm glad to recall it

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I once! did a dive in the outside part ofa very open sea cave system and I was Not A Fan! This is a thing I was bullied into being 22 and travelling alone and wanting to scuba dive the poor knights islands The moray eels were great though

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

On looking again it's clearly a mix test, but still not that helpful without notes

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I got my box easel out last week and I'd done a great page of swatches But I didn't write down what any of the actual colours were so it's as much use as a chocolate teapot

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