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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Horrid cat brought a huge mouse in and I was trying to rescue it with the gloves And then mouse was in my trousers and I had to walk out of the front door whilst holding the cuff closed I have rather long legs so I looked like a fucking idiot

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My partner says to me "I'm stupid these days" and I give him the benefit of the doubt and then he listens to ai bros with the credulity of a religious fanatic and I realise he is dumb as rocks Waiting for the cats to age out of the equation who?

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Love Too be a chronic insomniac when I do any sort of health quiz "you should sleep more consistently" Oh really? I will just stop waking up at random in the small hours, thanks for the suggestion; feeling like I have a disease half the time is so fun though

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I'm 48 years old; I should not be having to learn how to root my 6 year old phone

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

You will one day be persuaded to get a toilet with the cistern built in to some sort of cabinetry And you may find yourself in the bathroom saying how did I get here? This is not my easily accessible plumbing Where is that liftable lid? (Water flowing in the wall)

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Love to block ai slop sites from all future search results Would be even better if ddg had an ai slop rating option like LinkedIn

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Don't be an adult: you'll find yourself searching for old forum posts about cleaning a gas orifice

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"You're too young to be depressed" I'd been borderline suicidal for eight years at that point

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I finally succumbed to the pizza beans, and, as I expected, it's just cheesy beans on toast with extra steps

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Not to detract from the net positives of today, but if I buy a chair that is repeatedly stated to be suitable for up to 150kg hefty fucks such as myself, I'm not finding it funny when it arrives labelled as suitable to 95kg

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Yesterday or the day before, the excellent @bethanyblack.bsky.social posted about brushing her teeth with a charged brush and new brush head. I was reminded to get new brush heads and the difference is astonishing on a 20sec clean

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

This week I read some reviews from the meetings I've been having with my coaches (in work training, I'm 48 years old but anyway) I was correctly gendered in all the documents and I didn't imagine how euphoric this would make me, having resigned myself to always being a "she"

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Not to be a thirsting sapphic on main but I would appreciate it if Serena Williams would crush my skull with her thighs

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Is there something in the air? Everyone I've spoken to is Thursday levels of fatigued today

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I am blundering around the kitchen with minimal illumination I yearn for the rushlight

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I'm really not sure why my current earworm is Aiken Drum, but anyway: it is

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Am I having a stroke? Why is this one of the photos advertising the auction house

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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Hear me out: what if we replaced rolling news with helicopter footage of trains every day? I don’t think anyone would actually be less well informed.

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

If I describe Robert Smith as goth Barbara Cartland to my partner he'll probably lose his mind So I'll mention it here

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I had hoped that the seventh father's day without my dad would maybe hurt a bit less but it turns out it does not! We never even really acknowledged it when he was alive, and yet

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

40 years of MDD has not prepared me for perimenopause Yesterday I was having the best time. Today, the only thing stopping me leaping out of a window is that husface is unable to notice one of the cats is clearly not right in his body.

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

In my late 40s, for unfathomable reasons, I've started utilising a form of motion from infant school that the teachers referred to as "galloping" It isn't pleasant and I would like to know why I ever learned to do this

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Really don't love the fact I have to unsubscribe from father's day emails every year with the same companies He's not any less dead, and generally that's the case for everyone who is dead; why can't their bloody list roll over? It's not GDPR non-compliant to keep that information

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I've been awake since before 4am and I'd really love to sleep. However, I cannot sleep over 7 hours so I guess I'll just sulk

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I did something my partner had said he would do and it's sulk central Sir, you are 46 years old, use your words

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Ruining the cat's entire life by dislodging him from his best attempt to excavate one of my ribs from my actual chest

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

The absolute opposite of my experience with an online order this week... The shop automation was sending emails to me with the recipient name, but I saw the actual owner at the market today and he confirmed he'd sent the order to my sister

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Sometimes, taking care of myself is listening to an utterly deranged playlist while making sushi and drinking unwise amounts of gin

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Every day I'm feeling smug about using gmail for the absolute minimum

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Based on these images, a cab back home

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

This week someone asked on a local fb group if anyone was going to the next version of this I was pretty happy with all the responses of no and also now we all know where to egg the bus of fascists on Saturday

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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Hahahaha.

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Almost everyone from my work is going to an event tomorrow, except all my peers in my immediate team We're all looking forward to actually getting our work done (and we have a call booked to have a good bitch)

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

It's great being allergic to sunlight let me tell you

A photo of my very white upper calf covered in a red blistered rash (polymorphic light eruption)

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Quite wild to me to see masterchef suggesting Nepali food isn't well known in the UK. I live in a town* with three Nepalese restaurants *officially a city but it's a village

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

My husband keeps threatening to go to bed and then not doing that

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Tell us your favourite... tree: oak flower: freesia season: the arse-end of summer tea: lady grey coffee: currently it's a costa rican single origin (pour over with full fat milk) time of day: 5am when I'm the only one awake genre: sff dessert: skip that, take me to the cheese course

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Love Too Be mumbled at whilst the news is blasting so loudly my brain is making defensive static, and then somehow it's my fault that Mumble Stiltskin doesn't know Mandelson has famously been a wrongun for all recorded history

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I'm so not up for constant breathless waiting for nuclear war and I'm going to actually stab my husband in the face at this rate

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Jesus christ, my husband does come out with some absolute stinkers 'I didn't know CNN was pro Israel' Sir, you keep promising me you're going to leave the room and turn the TV off, please complete this action

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I usually actively avoid watching the news, but Peter O'hanrahanranaran is presenting Newsnight and I feel like I'm having a stroke

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Have made a terrible error and news at ten is on I'm hoarse from screaming abuse at the tv

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The Greater Villain Loose @chippanfire.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Not sure why my partner insists on listening to the verbatim ranting of an idiot but can I go temporarily deaf and possibly dead

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