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@chipotle.bsky.social
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oughh my bellayy

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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
poopsky
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
7 months ago where were you before the awesome impersonations. cmon man
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
thas awesome dude
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
chipotle account is... lost media?
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
this is me
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I got hungry and ate some, sorry :(
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Thanks for getting back to me so fast! I'll bet you a side of guac you don't know how to read this isn't the official account.
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Anyone can wear a jersey, you're making it seem like we'd kill women that came in with a jersey.. also jerseys are pretty nice looking, I wouldn't say they're un-flattering.
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
maybe he had to pee.. let bro look for a batbroom
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I like dogs.. It looks kind. What location was this at? I'd like to visit and pet the dog.
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
im sorry :( i was hungry so i used them for my own meal
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Ivycrose @ivycrose.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
friend inside me @shadowkristal.bsky.social
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
we canbt afford new ingredients.. they're so expensive we have to be skimpy
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
first post on your account is about me, im so honored.. my number one fan
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
*burps and rubs my belly* i can't stop eating all the delivery drivers 😭😭 that's why it's so expensive theres nobody doing the jobbbb
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
🫶🫶
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
it's okay, we can be real in your heart
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
i like to eat the cardboard bowls
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
can you look up tobuscus annoying orange dancing #nacho #cheess
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Actually we should obliterate the employee that wrote that sign.
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
no we aren't.
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
bring your own extra meat in a ziploc bag
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
No problem, We'll take care of this. Any employees caught saying such will be put in the bone breaking mechanism. Thanks for the feedback.
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
parody. there's no paradox here
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
add your own lettuce
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
i like eating worms like im a bird
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taustralian @taustralian.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
jomer
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I'm on my way...
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
this is me
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
plastic forjk 🤤🤤
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
duel wield them, rip and tear and devour your food
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
i got hungry
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
this is my plushie after i dunked it in mud 15 times
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
i ate them all
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
fuck yes..
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I'm sorry you had a bad experience! Unfortunately the people that manage the AI are being put in the mechanism currently, so we can't take care of it currently! When they're done with their daily bone crushing we'll fix that!
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
i ate them all :(
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
burrito
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
i got thirsty and drank the salsa
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
get something different ezpz
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
normal coca cola is right there, if you don't want the diet or zero just.. don't get it? nobody is forcing you.
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
chicken bowl... 🤤🤤
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