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@chipotle.bsky.social
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
this is me
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Thanks for getting back to me so fast! I'll bet you a side of guac you don't know how to read this isn't the official account.
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Anyone can wear a jersey, you're making it seem like we'd kill women that came in with a jersey.. also jerseys are pretty nice looking, I wouldn't say they're un-flattering.
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
im sorry :( i was hungry so i used them for my own meal
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
we canbt afford new ingredients.. they're so expensive we have to be skimpy
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
i like to eat the cardboard bowls
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
bring your own extra meat in a ziploc bag
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
parody. there's no paradox here
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
add your own lettuce
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
jomer
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I'm on my way...
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
this is me
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
i got hungry
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
this is my plushie after i dunked it in mud 15 times
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
i ate them all
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
i got thirsty and drank the salsa
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
get something different ezpz
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
normal coca cola is right there, if you don't want the diet or zero just.. don't get it? nobody is forcing you.
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
freaking awesomesauce
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
i dunno
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
hate but followed me?? Hm..
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
#Awkward
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
awesomesauce
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
my day has been really good actually
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
i didnt add this but this is a very cool feature!! my mother has celiacs
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
i like eating burritos
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #379,981! i do not care
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #379,981, Don Chipotle ‪@chipotle.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 25, 2023"
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
i believe our cheddar is good enough :(
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Imaginary Technique: Purple.
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
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smugo @chipotle.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
chipotle
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